Is there a new average penis size standard?

[Havatchu]

First time I made a chick squirt, I ran off to get my camera and took pictures. She wasn’t as impressed as I was.

I assume all girls can squirt. I know a lot of chicks when they’re about to bust, will ask a guy to stop or say some stupid shit which basically equates to “holy fuck i have no clue whats going to happen, I’d better stop”

Exactly this, they think they are going to piss and they don’t want to do that on you. I hear female ejaculate is like 80% piss though? Either way…

I’ve never seen anyone squirt (in person, obviously), let alone in a video. I need to get laid.

Yes, yes you do.

[Mr.Unbrockable]

I’ve never seen anyone squirt (in person, obviously), let alone in a video. I need to get laid.

Backpage and craigslist are your friends my fellow un-laid brother.

[Tempa_Tee]

From what I’ve heard the average is 5.9 inches. But unless it’s like real small, say less than 3.5 inches, is it really a problem?

[Dramatix]

Yes, yes you do.

Does that mean there’s something wrong when I never wasted my teenage years on romance and never whored myself around? Romance and other related things were never my top priorities.

Backpage and craigslist are your friends my fellow un-laid brother.

I’d rather have a relationship before I take that step, dude. I have standards, you know.

[Spirit_Juice]

I’d rather have a relationship before I take that step, dude. I have standards, you know.

Bullshit. This is SRK. No one has standards when it comes to getting laid.

[regulate]

how legit is BP/CL bruvs?

[Dramatix]

From what I’ve heard the average is 5.9 inches. But unless it’s like real small, say less than 3.5 inches, is it really a problem?

Depending on the person, maybe.

Bullshit. This is SRK. No one has standards when it comes to getting laid.

Only been here for a year or so, which means I’m slowly understanding how things work. Can’t stick it into anything, you know.

[Havatchu]

Does that mean there’s something wrong when I never wasted my teenage years on romance and never whored myself around? Romance and other related things were never my top priorities.

Romance for a teenager isn’t out the ordinary, and having sex as a teenager =/= whoring.

[Ben_Perkins]

Here’s the size and shape women are looking for, to scale:

http://www.ahvb144.sakura.ne.jp/img/ven/PL0EPAK134.gif

and now y’all have a picture of me for your fap folders

[voodazz]

First time I made a chick squirt, I ran off to get my camera and took pictures. She wasn’t as impressed as I was.

I assume all girls can squirt. I know a lot of chicks when they’re about to bust, will ask a guy to stop or say some stupid shit which basically equates to “holy fuck i have no clue whats going to happen, I’d better stop”

I used to call my ex super soaker, I literally nearly drowned when i took a nostril full of girl spunk (wasn’t funny at the time).

It was a nice novelty for awhile, but it got annoying having to change the sheets all the time, eventually I resorted to laying a couple of beach towels on the bed…bleh

[Spirit_Juice]

I used to call my ex super soaker, I literally nearly drowned when i took a nostril full of girl spunk (wasn’t funny at the time).

It was a nice novelty for awhile, but it got annoying having to change the sheets all the time, eventually I resorted to laying a couple of beach towels on the bed.:bleh"

[Onslaught_X]

For me, when I’m drunk I have a harder time cumming than getting hard…though holding on to teh erection over time becomes increasingly difficult…

This is the first thing I saw as I entered this topic for the first time.

Abandoning thread. :bluu:

[Dramatix]

Romance for a teenager isn’t out the ordinary, and having sex as a teenager =/= whoring.

So that makes me the odd one?

[angryliberal]

This is the first thing I saw as I entered this topic for the first time.

Abandoning thread. :bluu:

If that offended you, perhaps you should just consider abandoning GD in general. I could tell you about my sister though if you are interested…

[Onslaught_X]

If that offended you, perhaps you should just consider abandoning GD in general. I could tell you about my sister though if you are interested…

Not offended at all, just the randomness of it was…well, random. Lmao.

[angryliberal]

Randomness meaning responding directly to a comment about whiskey dick?

[SNAAAAKE]

anyone last longer on purpose?

sometimes I like a 24oz beer before fucking. u know…take the edge off so I we can do things for more than 5 minutes. it depends on who I am with tho. if she wants more then I gotta give it to her…

[angryliberal]

That’s like taking any kind of allergy meds before fucking. I last for hours regardless…I may be small, but I’m in for the long haul…

[SNAAAAKE]

I like those long sessions. its a work of art because I look like I just worked out for an hour lol…

there are kids(17+ no pedo) out there that dont know the “secrets”. now you know…

[Lazyjosh2]

Bullshit. This is SRK. No one has standards when it comes to getting laid.

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