Tell her the joke from Predator.
Squirting isn’t something you learn, it’s an involuntary process some broads have during orgasm (ironically it’s usually the same women who have the g-spot). It would be like trying to learn to force yourself to sweat. Although, with some women this biology doesn’t hook up until later in life or they have a specific thing like a certain position that allows them to do it that they don’t figure out with the first several guys. This is probably where the “learning” is from.
As far as masturbation, all women are different. The thing with men, we a all the exact same, we beat off as soon as puberty starts (sometimes earlier) and wack that shit until we die. Broads are all over the place, some never do it while others do it more than men and everywhere in between.
I think I found my favorite thread on Shoryuken.
Steg is quickly becoming one of my favorite posters
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Hold on there Skippy
if your girl moans your doing it right
A buddy of mine described my dick today as “a seven and a half inch monster.”
I’m not sure if that’s insulting or a compliment.
My dick has somehow magically made its rounds on Twitter and everyone loves it, so I’m not too worried in that department.
If it’s really that much of an issue, just realize that if you put her legs over your shoulders it actually decreases the size of the cervix because of the way it’s contorted, therefore making you seem bigger than what you are.
And in my experience, there are broads out there with large non tight boxes. You can feel the difference and I consider myself above average size wise. That’s why you keep banging different ones until you find one that fits and doesn’t nag so much and wife her lol.
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The answer is obvious: CLIMB BACK IN THE PLACE FROM WHENCE YOU WERE BORN.
Porn is generally fake
cosplay lol every other ones just to be trying really how they will try to be like more how what they are playing
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better than “hear…fart thru walkie talkie.” shit sux.
First time I made a chick squirt, I ran off to get my camera and took pictures. She wasn’t as impressed as I was.
I assume all girls can squirt. I know a lot of chicks when they’re about to bust, will ask a guy to stop or say some stupid shit which basically equates to “holy fuck i have no clue whats going to happen, I’d better stop”
Bawling while I’m lawling. Good shit.
But when you’re next tier, it’s “OH PLEASE!!! OH PLEASE!!! OH PLEASE!!! OH PLEASE!!!”
…(FAINTLY SCREAMS) (COLLAPSES) (SHIVERS)
A woman once asked me why I am so good. The question haunts me to this day.
Fortunate for me I’m not involved in the porn business . Neither is my girlfriend.
All these tiers are shitty to the true mighty one: Good Night tier. This is where they are cumming so hard that body shuts down and makes them go to sleep. If she has enough energy to tier the fucking you gave her, you did it wrong in the first place.
Count on you to take it there. No woman has ever walked away from me awake, only semiconsciously to urinate and clean their strawberry kitten. After that, they’re pretty undead looking. You know. You know. I’m not trying to cause a stir today, but don’t force my hand.
I’ve never seen anyone squirt (in person, obviously), let alone in a video. I need to get laid.
And the backtracking begins. You spend so much time in backing up that all your posts sound like a stampede of semis going in reverse.
You got a problem with conversationalists? I’m sorry. Did I break your conversation?
/ … so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep / - Ice Cube.
“… Get way weird,” shaft_agent’s sig with all those words by some dude.
Way to ruin my thread with a video response. Albiet, a terribly unfunny video.