Is there a new average penis size standard?

[angelpalm]

If a chick has FUPA, would that technically accommodate longer dicks? (reverse of what a FUPA does to a man’s penis length)

Can tremendously fat men and women have sex with each other properly? Or do they need to be artificially inseminated like French bulldogs?

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[Havatchu]

Girth and shape are generally more important than length.

Not sure why guys put so much emphasis on length.

Because it’s a visual thing, when we look down it looks smaller then it does from a horizontal view.

Exactly.

In a Sex & Gender Studies class I took we talked about how the average human penis is about 5.5 inches long and the average vagina is about 6 inches deep. And like people have said before, all of the most pleasurable areas for the female are within the first few inches of the vaginal opening. Hitting all those spots at the same time is much more important than hitting her cervix (which yes, does hurt really bad and can really kill the mood).

Because the vagina is flexible it can accommodate penises that are bit larger than it, but anything over about 7 inches is going to start getting really uncomfortable to most girls. So while a huge penis might be fun for a girl to look at, from an intimacy standpoint there’s a reason why nature didn’t give them to everybody.

As far as the shape goes, typically penises that don’t taper down to a point are going to give a girl more pleasure. In other words, if you have a big head you’re probably going to hit her g-spot better and more consistently. If your penis comes more to a point you’re going to have to work harder to get it in a good position.

Weird, because my girl hates it when I’m focusing on the earlier ends, she likes all of it. Go fig.

[Spirit_Juice]

While we’re at it, we should talk about other things about penises and women too. Such as, do women care about the mileage of your dick? I don’t mean how many women you’ve fucked, but the actuality of how far your dick has been around the world. Can I pick up women with “Yo my dick has been in 30 different countries.”? Do women find that attractive? Do they care if my penis is pretty? Should I put eye liner on it or something? Or maybe what my dick likes to do on the weekends? Does my dick need its own job even if I have one? Does it need to make more money than me? Is it desirable if my dick can pull a jumbo jet by a rope?

These are very important questions since we know women are such petty creatures.

I am also aware that SRK is the lead authority on dick talk.

[Amazing_Funbags]

What’s even more silly than caring about dick size is the women that spend thousands of dollars enlarging their hard and misshapen breast. Some boob jobs are okay but when you look like this…

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And you die because of looking like that then you have a problem.

Supp Lolo

[Havatchu]

While we’re at it, we should talk about other things about penises and women too. Such as, do women care about the mileage of your dick? I don’t mean how many women you’ve fucked, but the actuality of how far your dick has been around the world. Can I pick up women with “Yo my dick has been in 30 different countries.”? Do women find that attractive? Do they care if my penis is pretty? Should I put eye liner on it or something? Or maybe what my dick likes to do on the weekends? Does my dick need its own job even if I have one? Does it need to make more money than me? Is it desirable if my dick can pull a jumbo jet by a rope?

These are very important questions since we know women are such petty creatures.

I am also aware that SRK is the lead authority on dick talk.

I’m putting a little tophat on my dick the night of my wedding.

Yes, I stole that from King of Queens, bigdealwannafightaboutit?

[Tanner]

The majority of women can only get off through clitoral stimulation such as eating them out or a firm finger blasting anyway. Most women don’t have a g-spot, read less Cosmo.

[Havatchu]

The majority of women can only get off through clitoral stimulation such as eating them out or a firm finger blasting anyway. Most women don’t have a g-spot, read less Cosmo.

Enourmous sigh

No Tanner, no. Every woman has a g-spot.

[Matriarch]

The majority of women can only get off through clitoral stimulation such as eating them out or a firm finger blasting anyway. Most women don’t have a g-spot, read less Cosmo.

Just because you can’t find it doesn’t mean it’s not there.

[Hatred_Edge]

Because it’s a visual thing, when we look down it looks smaller then it does from a horizontal view.

That’s a damn lie. Men are like animals. Like the alien species in Predator. Anything that can make you look better/superior than your brethren, anything that can make you more appealing to females is what this is all about. It creates an insecurity issue among men. Who hasn’t heard a female diss a guy for having a small dick and heard the other guys laugh? That’s what this is about. Competition. That’s why people get a damn huge ego over this. Some dudes can’t even take getting buff without it going straight to their heads. Men and women have acted like straight clowns trying to one-up each other.

I honestly find it highly amusing. Like children trying to prove who can take more punches to the face.

[Tanner]

Just because you can’t find it doesn’t mean it’s not there.

Most women don’t have it, all your man hating can’t change that.

[Spirit_Juice]

Just because you can’t find it doesn’t mean it’s not there.

The female orgasm… that’s the myth!

[angelpalm]

My girl just squirted a whole bunch of “myth” all over my legs and balls about an hour ago. Let me ask her if it was because of this Gee-spott.

[Tweleve]

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[Havatchu]

Most women don’t have it, all your man hating can’t change that.

Dude, you really should take an anatomy class.

[Tanner]

Dude, you really should take an anatomy class.

The “g-spot” is generally an extension of the clitoral nerves (they think). Thing is, while some women do have it, MOST women do not and need clitoral stimulation to orgasm. When people claim otherwise I just think they are virgins or have a long trail of unsatisfied women in their wake.

[Havatchu]

The “g-spot” is generally an extension of the clitoral nerves (they think). Thing is, while some women do have it, MOST women do not and need clitoral stimulation to orgasm. When people claim otherwise I just think they are virgins or have a long trail of unsatisfied women in their wake.

Do you think that only certain women can spray? Personally, I think they all can, it’s just that only a few masturbate enough or know themselves enough to be able to do it.

Just an opinion, I really have no idea how many women masturbate, I would like to say that women and men masturbate as often as the other, but I really don’t believe it.

[regulate]

Heres a question bruvs:

you and the girl have been drinking, some over the clothes foreplay, shes soaking wet. insertion, aaaand its the grand canyon, what do you do. What DO you DO?!

[Havatchu]

Heres a question bruvs:

you and the girl have been drinking, some over the clothes foreplay, shes soaking wet. insertion, aaaand its the grand canyon, what do you do. What DO you DO?!

You…fuck her?

[Hatred_Edge]

Heres a question bruvs:

you and the girl have been drinking, some over the clothes foreplay, shes soaking wet. insertion, aaaand its the grand canyon, what do you do. What DO you DO?!

Obviously your penis won’t be big enough. That’s why the Lord Odin gave you arms. Time for Baby’s First Fist Fuck.

[Steg]

Heres a question bruvs:

you and the girl have been drinking, some over the clothes foreplay, shes soaking wet. insertion, aaaand its the grand canyon, what do you do. What DO you DO?!

I cry after realising she doesn’t actually exist. ;_;