Is there a new average penis size standard?

I only have sex like once every 3-4 months because I’m married, so I need long sessions to get me through the cold periods…

why…? I still cant figure out wtf married people do with all that free time. just hang out, watch tv, cook dinner thats it? NO ONE IS HORNY ANYMORE?

fuck this I am not getting married then.

Well, I’m not a fair example…my wife has never been super into sex. I mean, it’s gotten worse over the years, but it’s not like ALL married people have bedroom issues. However, I don’t have some of the other problems that come with marriage like fighting and having an overbearing person telling me what to do…

Sex dies when people get married majority of the time. How do you change a fox into a hippo? You put a ring on it.

Not like that stops anyone. Nothing better than hearing the story about a man who married a sex fiend only for her to cut him off after the ring got on her finger. Enjoy the next 50+ years of your life like that.

I think it dies because the pair is truly incompatible.

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I like when I flat out tell the girl that the sex is gonna be a me thing, and I don’t care if she gets off. 5 mins? Lol I’m doing speed runs baby, be glad u even got fingered.