If CAPCOM Were To Make A Kelloggs vs. General Mills Fighting Game

felineki · July 9, 2005, 3:08pm

Lol! Best post ever. Too bad Tony’s voice actor is dead now… :xeye:

SeorTapatio · July 9, 2005, 3:17pm

hahaha anyone read this

**Tony the Tiger vs. Count Chocula **

What can you say about Tony? Hes a six-foot tall anthropomorphic tiger who wears an ascot.

Count Chocula is equally impressive, but for different reasons. Generations of children have cowered in fear and gobbled up his chocolate cereal in an effort to avoid his Undead vengeance. But Count Chocula is not in fact a vampire, he is an actor.

Think about it. Breakfast is a meal you eat in the MORNING. If Count Chocula were really a vampire he would spontaneously combust in the rays of the sun whenever he appeared to hawk his wares. Despite this obvious logic, he has conned not only millions, but his monstrous servants, Frankenberry, Boo Berry and Fruit Brute.

I love the Count, but I gotta give this one to Tony. Hell disembowel his powerless foe before you can say Theyre great!

WINNER: Tony.

System_1 · July 10, 2005, 3:23am

LOL You all are funny.

Manx · July 10, 2005, 5:01am

Na, fool. My logo is better… :tup: