I tried to rob my girlfriend for money but failed. Help

wtf@all the hyperbole about this thread? this is like if beguiled posted this. 1/10, because the story was funny

ITT:umvc3 forum posters seeing their first GD thread

Italics.

Iknowrite?

“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon

0/10 because not original and OP didn’t even bother to add pics.

Even STA was better and that’s saying something

There’s also something called a brain, using it every once in a while is quite useful.

it was new to me :frowning:

By people, did you mean “just me?”

i knew i would find some rsigley dick sucking in this thread.

wait… are you rsigley?

She’s salty.

Bunch of linguistic scrubs. Stay free with those remedial language skills.

Says the swaggasaurus rex dude.

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If SLICK RICK’S friend couldn’t escape the law, what chance do YOU have?

I have a group of Korean 7-year-old ESL students that you could join if you’re struggling with proper English and reading comprehension.

That wife really went in on you tonight, huh? Try harder.

ggs., gd

Missing Person you gotta stop lashing out at strangers on the internet and lash out at your submissive Korean wife.

JAB’s random extra text that he changes all to often is only consistent in how terrible it is.

You are lucky the ignore function doesn’t work and this is coming from a guy that loves your post typically, yes homo.

I kno rite

this is a horrible moral outrage and i am disgusted that such scum exist in society

obvious troll is obvious.
he seemed to be worried about Honda combos a few days ago…

This gif is better…:coffee:

Spoiler

http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-72661-1316022354.gif

i used to think i was gonna go to college

Was I the only one disappointed that so many took OP’s story seriously? Don’t know about the rest of you but I literally stopped at “nurse practitioner makes 180000.”