I’d love to hook up with an NP and live life on easy street. I would sort of be like rcaido with non-mutilated testicles.
i had to drive to a different town to fix this NP’s computer. she lived in a damn mansion. 3 SUVs in the driveway. her dude looked like he hadn’t worked a day in his life outside jail. imma get one of them girls.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
That was stupid, turn yourself in you belong in jail. Need money? Be a man and get a job
Why does this sound like the op was a member of team rocket and couldn’t catch his girl’s pikachu?
OP is such an asshole.
The girl clearly needs some attention or someone to talk with due to the shock she went through during the robbery. Motha’ fucker is just ignoring her?
So cold…
I swear y’all ain’t even trying anymore.
Y’all need to stop it, seriously.
I must remember this for college. >.>
gd fucking blows now
I somehow feel that was directed at me. You realize we’re speaking in “if” not “is” you do know the difference between the two right?
rsigley is back??
Dirt McGirt.
Keep up.
He’s been with your mom under TWO screen names already.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
Sovi3t still fucks fat chicks.
The only difference is they don’t pay him anymore.
GD has the pics to prove it.
Boel made an avatar of one of them breaching.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
You have no place making a troll thread on SRK GD if your name isn’t rsigley…
Do you copy/paste this every time or what?
Do you know what Tapatalk is?
Do you understand the concept of a signature?
Do the math?
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
Genshiro begs to differ.
Well he, would be, but he got RC’d into perma ban.
Now he is silently screaming. (shout outs to RC)
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
Fuck Tapatalk, do you know that there is this function called “SIGNATURE” in your profile tools that separates it from your actual text so people don’t have to see that shit misconstrued constantly.
If people are dumb enough to repeatedly miscontsrue it, when it is in quotes, no less, fuck 'em.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
I didn’t know this level of fail was possible.
Please get help. I mean it sincerely.