You need to be positive about these sorts of things.
If first you don’t succeed, try try again.
Use your knowledge of her house layout and daily habits to your advantage.I would suggest getting a voice modulator and then raping her, threatening to kill her if she goes to the police. She may even enjoy it, then you’ll be able to further your relationship when you reveal yourself. You can then have a “money for surprise sex” relationship. Invest your money in a good van and some burlap sacks and you can nab her off the street to keep things fresh.
Some of the most rewarding relationships are based on raping and pillaging.
You’ve been dating for 8 months and you thought she wouldn’t recognize your voice if you put on a mask? Who do you think you are, Spider-man?
This is a terrible stupid troll.
meh…
gd calling out trolls so fast…
no fun anymore…
Would have been more fun if the OP would have responded at all to perpetuate this. Laziness ruined this thread.
There is no fun to be had from stupid talentless trolls.
There are some masterworks of trolling on this site,hell look up my thread when that guy shot his daughters laptop.
My talents were on prime display there.
This?
This is not worth the space it’s stored on the server.
OP troll might have done the Batman voice while getting the crap kicked out of him by his girlfriend.
Bale batman voice complete with lisp? Adding the lisp in there would have been a master deception technique.
Its OP’s fault for being so bad at it. If this story was true, he would be in jail by now.
So how many burglars would demand the victim take them straight to the attic unless they already know something of value is up there? /fail
GF didn’t call him in six days after someone attempted to rob her just means OP is easily replaceable.
Extra like’s for the new avi.
He hasn’t responded to thread…Maybe a mod can change the thread to…“I tried to ask for help in SRK GD & now im in jail, Help!”
i’m back
I was just sort of laying low last night
But yeah, after I attempted to rob her, she texted me the next day saying I need to come over and I had to act shocked about the whole thing or yeah, then she would know it’s me. but I have this feeling she knows it’s me and she’s waiting for me to come over when the police are there so they can arrest me. she texted me again two nights ago saying I need to come over to her place but I said I had to work a double shift (I work at gamestop).
Like I said, I feel awful about this. do you think she’d forgive me if I went over there after work and just confessed? I really don’t want to go to jail. I mean, I still need the money but it’s beginning to not really be worth this trouble
Yeah you should go over there again & bring a ski mask too…
Have sex with her. Rough anal. That will solve everything. If you go over there and confess, she’ll preg trap you and then you’ll be living in your mom’s car forever.
This whole thread, man.
I’m gonna have to ask you to come in on saaaaturday…yeaaaaaahhhh…thanksssss
now what dumass what do something so dumb.she gave you stuff and your poor sad case ass tried to steal from a person who is so nice! just get some welfare checks man,just ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND
Im so mind fucked man. This possibly is the most ridiculous thread since the “Can I rape if its self-defense?” thread. Maaaaaaaan I love SRK XD
If this is legit, you can either do two things. Tell her the truth or keep it to yourself and SRK. Either way, there is a strong chance that you will lose her.