Stop getting your jimmies rustled this was funny as all shit.
When rsigley left there was a void in the troll world apparently it’s since been filled with amateurs like this.
Ummm… NO. How about turning it upside down?
(Safe-breaking @ the 26:00 mark.)
[media=youtube]ChbyaXBKNY8[/media] :tup:
best troll thread yet. god i love srk.
lol easily a fake story. No one could be this stupid.
And while Nurses are in a decent career field, its nowhere remotely near $180k, “owning-a-safe”, worthy haha.
Awesome troll thread, GD at it’s finest.
So wait, wouldn’t it be odd for someone to brake in and be like “could you go to your attic… ya’ know… the place where you hold your money?”
I dunno, if I was in that situation, money would be the last thing on my mind to ask from a girl…
[spoiler=]She was properly wearing some nice jewelry, I’d take that. A bracelet would be cool to wear.[/spoiler]
Is this the first time a criminal has made a topic on SRK?
BTW if you don’t see her again that’s probably the dumbest thing you can do because then it’ll be flaming obvious that it was you.
you know what tastes better? Pizza! I say we discuss pizza!
Pepperoni is god tier and cannot be touched otherwise.
Non destructive?!..you’re no fun.
Have you finished your dissertation?
When I needed money, I just fucked fat chicks.
This also worked for:
food
XBOX controllers
video games
drugs
alcohol
cover my shift at work
etc etc etc
should have just killed her first and took the money at your leisure
If you live in Egypt you could even make a whole evening out of it http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/hooray-egyptian-lawmakers-approve-sex-with-dead-wives-up-to-6-hours-after-death/
Cut your dick off.
Has she not told you about it?
If she told you about it and you didn’t go over there to be with her and see if she’s alright, then WTF?
If she hasn’t told you about it then she had her house broken into, was nearly assaulted, and didn’t tell her boyfriend about it. WTF?
Also, what the hell kind of NP is making $180k?
i lol’d.
You guys really falling for this?
Is it that easy to Loki people on SRK nowadays?
Beat me to it. I was looking for the gif. :sad:
Apparently I didn’t bookmark it. Where’s RockB when you need him.