bullshit. its not a public restroom, its a WORK restroom, where you share the facilities with YOUR CO-WORKERS, not random strangers. besides being gross and childish (re:stupid), its just plain rude. c’mon man.
It was probably something you did several times and this is just the straw that broke the camels back. Nasty fuckers like you are repeat offenders, either you are toilet seat pisser or you arent. It really is disgusting and irresponsible. If I was your boss I would warn you about it and the next time fire you the same as your boss probably did.
Stop making excuses about it and become a responsible adult. Change your dirty ass ways.
Lol everything in this thread is hilarious. I will admit, I never seen somebody get fired for pissing on the tolet seat.
No matter how you look at it, it’s nasty. It’s disgusting for the next person who has to take a serious shit to have to come clean up after you, who’s jumping up and down and can’t hold it anymore only to see that somebody has pissed all over the goddamn toilet seat. That’s the goddamn problem with today’s public restrooms, and why I feel for janitoral workers having to clean up behind you nasty muthafuckas. This is little boy shit, a man knows how to aim shit properly. Which one are you? Stop acting like this is acceptable because it fucking isn’t.
It takes an extra 2-3 seconds to lift the toilet seat up. Even if you’re desperate you ain’t gonna piss your pants in that time. Nasty mofo, it’s fucking disgusting going into a nasty toilet, it’d be even worse knowing who did it. That’s probs why your boss fired you.
Cisco still trolling 5+ years strong
Real men don’t come bitching to SRK about getting fired over some dumb shit like pissing all over the seat.
Yea, anyone hiring Cisco in the first place is hard to believe.
He probably just wanted a reason to fire your ass.
With that said, the fact that you dont even bother to be sanitary and polite in the restroom is more or less karma for being so careless, even though it was a bit harsh. I would have warned you, and after that started writing your ass up.
I have spoken.
Cisco, you’d never make it in the world of shooter games if your aim is THAT bad. Damn toilet wasn’t even moving or shooting back, and you still couldn’t hit the core? C’mon son.
-Starhammer-
Don’t worry cisco, my 5 year old cousin can train you to lift up the seat. He is godlike at it. How old are you again?
Cisco has been doing this since he joined in 2004.
Hahah once again proof filipinos are the nasty Asians.
this thread takes the piss.
when it comes to pissing, I am 007. I lift usually, but not always. I do not miss. each bullet has the target’s name written on it. even in the still of complete darkness, I can hit my target with about 90% accuracy. HOWEVER, in the event that I hit that 10%, I can (and do) wipe it up
that being said… I think it’s fucked up that you got fired cause your boss is an idiot and sat in some piss. but well, this is what happens when you work for someone. if you can’t follow their will, you’re gone. if you don’t know what what their will is, you better find out
how much of a hurry were you in exactly??? it sounds like you were already pissing in the hallway and ran in to the lav as fast as you could after you started. how long does it take to wipe the seat with toilet roll? 5 seconds?
sounds like youve never had to wipe up someone else’s piss before using the toilet have you? that shit is fucking disgusting and there is no excuse for it. you say you are a man so you shouldnt have to clean up after yourself? Real men dont make up BS excuses or pass the buck and can admit their mistakes.
this guy is the real title holder of “best poster on SRK”
i fucking LOL’d
I used to work in a pub, (a carvery to be exact) and we had this regular family who came in each week who STANK SO BAD, seriously, you had to hold your breath while serving them, other customers would up and leave their seats if they were eating beside them (and regularly complain they couldnt eat their food because of it) but regardless they were paying customers.
do you A) let them stay at risk of upsetting other customers
B) ask them to leave and not come back until they have had a wash.
lose lose situation. who wants to be the one to tell them “you have to leave because other customers have complained about your smell”
i always thought a business had the legal right to deny service to any customer(s) as long as that denial of service isn’t based on race, sex, religion, or age (varies).
if i was the owner of the pub and was legally in the right, i wouldn’t have a problem telling a bunch of stinky ass muthafuckas don’t come to my bar if they smelled like open butt. typically, you cater to your larger customer base anyway, so it wouldn’t be worth it letting them funk up the place.
Wow @ firing. That’s a first for me.
Hey, i just came back in my great thread and it only gained 2 pages.
2 Pages of a bunch girly SRK posters telling me that i should clean up after my self? You girl…guys do that? In a public Bathroom? So you go in the public bath room, and you use manners when you are done?
The funny thing is, i’m gotting allot of hate complaints When i was making this great thread, i was expecting a few replies about your stories of double pissing and leaving, probably even pissing on walls by accident due to an erection…
But now im being hated on for not cleaning myself? That is so WOMAN. The laws/code of man states
“Real men do not clean up after themselves because there are women who do that for him. You are even more of a real man if you don’t know the name or forget the name of the woman.” This was a public bathroom, the real man on earth that should feel the need to be so polite when he pees. Eat some meat.
After that, i don’t need to read the rest of that wall of nagging. You are probably new but as you have slowly witnessed in the UMVC3 board, and in this thread, there is no other greater poster (and now the manly) other than me.
@AkumaTix you are not allowed in my great threads. For 5+ years you have been asking for some kind of status push from me,i refuse to give it to you. You will remain as that 7+ year old poster who comes in a thread and nobody gives a shit. Unless you actually come to acceptance and like my posts at the least, i’ll probably lift your status that people could actually have 5% of care of your presence.