when you put it like that, I agree with you. but still dude… what people are focusing on is that losing your job is a direct result of your own actions. I don’t think they’re saying “we never pee on the seat, even in public bathrooms! and even if we do, we clean up!” (though I’m saying that because that’s what I actually do). i think they’re saying “you lost your job because you’re an idiot, you deserve it”. which i disagree with, how the fuck would you know that peeing on the seat = fired? I think it’s unfair but… whatever. your job’s lost now. go get another one. and if you can’t get another one, be mad for a while
either way… you should know now that when you get a job, your real job is to be their bitch. follow their will, gauge whether they’re reasonable or illogical, and you should be fine
Good luck getting a job that isn’t cleaning toilets now. I can only imagine what happens when your next potential employer calls up your boss to find out why you left.
Because none of us are bitchmade enough to get fired for pissing on a toilet seat. My advice: from the fact you like to piss on toilet seats, it seams that you have an innate hate for the way women piss. On the outside, you act all manlike and hate on the seat, on the inside you want that seat bad. So what you should do is get a sex change. That way, once your dick is off, you won’t have to bother with raising the seat or pissing on it because you’ll be sitting on it like a proper bitch.
I hope you are aware that this Cisco guy has been making these crazy story threads for more than 5 years. This is vintage Cisco trolling SRK for free. The more you flame him or reply seriously, the more he gets his TROLLOLOLZ.
I like how the parody thread of this thread got closed yet mods keep this one open, even though both are troll threads. Good shit. Or should I say piss?
I dont think its the first time your boss has sat on your piss.
Its normal to find piss on toilet seats in public areas, but at a work, sometimes…
You were just unlucky, however your boss is also blind for not observing in the first place before he sat on it.
Take this is a learning experience about being human, and toilet etiquette for future jobs.
If I were you, I wouldnt take this matter further. Even if you do choose to be back in there, you are already, … famous.
I’ve worked a janitorial job in a hospital for like 3 months while in school. I’ve seen my fair share of leftover fluids and sentient matter.
That said, I still piss all over the place in public restrooms like it’s a game. I’m just drawing circles around the toilet bowl water on the lids.
I remember one time at the Orleans Casino in Vegas where all the MvC2 heads play, like 3-4 went to the bathroom. One of them was ruiN-, he went into the stall and pissed all over the toilet.
Upon exiting a guy walked in behind him and sat down and shouted, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the entire time.