If you work in an at-will state, you’re going to have a pretty difficult time fighting this termination. OP, do you know what type of employment your state is governed under? Are you unionized (doesn’t sound like you would be, but perhaps)?
He lives in another country…I believe the Philippines…He should just bribe him w/ a hooker…
Might as well go on Craigslist. There’s probably a few people that would pay for golden showers.
Pretty sure I read in Dante’s Inferno that men who ruin the shitting experience for other men are lower than Satan. You get to spend the rest of your time in hell with Satan pissing on you while you piss on toilet seats that you are force to shit on while he continually pisses on you.
Stop pissing on seats.
If I was your boss, I would have been fired, for slamming your fucking face in the toilet after sitting in piss. As for your REAL MAN speeches I’m guessing your TMI is fucking tiny. Real men don’t need women for anything except pussy and that includes cleaning up after your lazy dumb ass.
Out of the 24 years I lived, I can say that I don’t ever recall NOT LIFTING the seat before pissing.
I thought it was just something you HAD to do before taking a piss.
But then again, I lived with like 2 sisters and a mother, no father figure. Being bitched at for some simple shit in the restroom can scar you for the rest of your life.
THE REST… OF YOUR… FUCKIN’… LLIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEE UUHHHHH…!!
Make sure on your next resume under “skills” you put "potty-trained"
Either that or get some Huggies.
You get bonus points if during your next interview you say “Mommy wow, I’m a big kid now.”
What also baffles me is that the boss just sat on the toilet seat with out coating it with a nice layer of paper. Who just sits bare ass on a toilet seat with out looking?
at this after reading your posts.
but seriously, what type of GROWN ASS MAN (healthy) can’t clean up after himself post piss? furthermore, what type of GROWN ASS MAN thinks leaving his piss all over a toilet is manly? r u serious? are you that insecure that you need to practice poor bathroom etiquette to feel masculine?
Well he does live in a 3rd world country, they dont have that shit there…Hell you have to pay for your own toilet paper in public areas like malls…
Anyway, i think you guys are missing the point…Its not that he doesnt know how, he just doesnt feel the need to do it…Which i agree with when comes to public bathrooms…I have never once lifted up with my hands…I also dont want my Js getting dirty so i dont use my feet so say fuck it & piss…
Damn he should have looked before he leaped then.
Ah yes, the 9th Bowl of Hell, where you get to play “put out the fire” with Satan for eternity.
Wow. I haven’t seen a Cisco troll thread in ages.
Admittedly I was trolled - but after a while it’s kinda like a mock trial. Real or fake no longer seems to matter. You just have to be right.
And be honest - who hasn’t wanted to yell at someone for leaving piss on the seats? Someone needs to start a thread about losing their job for bad BO.
It’s called being considerate when you lift the seat or wipe the seat if you do happen to miss. Nothing is more annoying than to have to take a full meter shit only to get parried off by seeing piss on the seat. You’re not 5, so don’t act like it.
Memories. 
So this isn’t a true story whatsoever?
this dude is hilarious
he’s kinda right though
herf derf