How do I prank my roommate?

General Discussion
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All right SRK it’s been a while since I’ve created a thread in General Discussion, but I didn’t know a better place to ask such a thing.

As the title says, I would like to prank my roommate. You know, really cause him sheer embarrassment until he gets red in the face.

Why? The ass that he is has been going on my Facebook within the last day and changing my info while I’m out doing other things (I leave my laptop open in my room). It wouldn’t bother me if he didn’t deny it and on top of that, he’s being arrogant about it and cracking random jokes on me.

So I need to put this idiot in his place. I thought a good prank would do the trick.

Now some basic info:
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[]4 guys live in our apartment. Me and the other 2 are all for doing something on him, but I’m the one really pushing it right now.
[]It has to be done relatively soon - before Friday - because he’s moving out before he takes his last final.
[]Cheap please. I’m getting pretty broke as the end of the school year approaches. If it’s really good, I wouldn’t mind $10 out of my own pocket then get money from my other roommates and friends. Though, it might be harder to execute the higher the price goes up.
[]He gets extremely uncomfortable with homosexual things and even sexual advances/behaviors by girls. One story is he freaked out last year when 2 girls were sitting on his bed and one reached for his crotch.
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I normally don’t do this, but god damn I need to set this fool straight. We were all thinking about getting the raunchiest porn magazine from a nearby convenience store and clipping out the pictures that we’d insert into all his stuff. The problem is it’s hard to do without him noticing it before he goes out into public. And once he notices, he won’t stop looking for every single picture until he’s done.

Another thing we thought about was sticking a dildo in his backpack, but eh, that was just a so so of a plan.

So SRK, I ask you, can you help me out? :pray:

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Rape him.

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Sounds good to me. Oh, and record it.

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duct tape him to a door and throw knives at him

yell surprise

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  1. Go into whichever bathroom he uses most
  2. Pour Jell-O powder into his toilet
  3. Mix that shit around
  4. ???
  5. Profit
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Variation: some type of powered, coloured drink mix in the shower head. It’ll surprise him when he comes out looking like Purple Drank.

Shit in the top part of the toilet where it will smell.

Change all of his clocks (or all of them in the house).

Fuck his mother.

Infect him with AIDs.

Make videos of you disemboweling his loved ones and making love to the entrails.

Sell his Xbox (you sick son of a bitch).

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Were they ugly?

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http://www.prankvote.com/

That might help you come up with something. 5 and 7 are my favorites.

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while hes sleeping, punch him in the sack and throw a handful of baby powder in his face.

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  1. Pick out his favorite chocolate
  2. Unwrap it very neatly and eat the candy.
  3. Someone takes a shit
  4. Fit shit into wrapper. Adjust length or shit some more.
  5. Freeze it in the fridge
  6. After it settles in, offer this new flavor to him.
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nair in the shampoo bottle was always a classic knee slapper round these parts

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You & your roommate should do the train on him…That will teach his ass!

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rape seems like the obvious answer

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or at the very least, a raw egg up the ass

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end thread.

first of all…getting facebook raped is your own damn fault. Log out of facebook or lock your computer. N00b.

Keep taking dumps and not flushing them. Make sure you wipe your ass in another bathroom or just take a shower. The key is not having anything taking away from the shit in the toliet. it will also have him thinking…wtf who shit here and…wtf…they didn’t wipe their ass? not really embarassing but its funny

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Buy an airsoft gun, hide it in his backpack and call the police on him on campus and say that he robbed you.

Put his cellphone in the kitchen, butter the floor and call it so he’ll run slip and bust his ass.

superglue his eyes shut while he’s asleep.

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I would just beat his ass. Are people such bitches nowadays that they refuse to engage in mortal kombat? Or yeah, just push his shit in.

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^LOL :lol:

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there you have it, either beat his ass or rape that ass. fuck it do both.