All right SRK it’s been a while since I’ve created a thread in General Discussion, but I didn’t know a better place to ask such a thing.
As the title says, I would like to prank my roommate. You know, really cause him sheer embarrassment until he gets red in the face.
Why? The ass that he is has been going on my Facebook within the last day and changing my info while I’m out doing other things (I leave my laptop open in my room). It wouldn’t bother me if he didn’t deny it and on top of that, he’s being arrogant about it and cracking random jokes on me.
So I need to put this idiot in his place. I thought a good prank would do the trick.
Now some basic info:
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[]4 guys live in our apartment. Me and the other 2 are all for doing something on him, but I’m the one really pushing it right now.
[]It has to be done relatively soon - before Friday - because he’s moving out before he takes his last final.
[]Cheap please. I’m getting pretty broke as the end of the school year approaches. If it’s really good, I wouldn’t mind $10 out of my own pocket then get money from my other roommates and friends. Though, it might be harder to execute the higher the price goes up.
[]He gets extremely uncomfortable with homosexual things and even sexual advances/behaviors by girls. One story is he freaked out last year when 2 girls were sitting on his bed and one reached for his crotch.
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I normally don’t do this, but god damn I need to set this fool straight. We were all thinking about getting the raunchiest porn magazine from a nearby convenience store and clipping out the pictures that we’d insert into all his stuff. The problem is it’s hard to do without him noticing it before he goes out into public. And once he notices, he won’t stop looking for every single picture until he’s done.
Another thing we thought about was sticking a dildo in his backpack, but eh, that was just a so so of a plan.
first of all…getting facebook raped is your own damn fault. Log out of facebook or lock your computer. N00b.
Keep taking dumps and not flushing them. Make sure you wipe your ass in another bathroom or just take a shower. The key is not having anything taking away from the shit in the toliet. it will also have him thinking…wtf who shit here and…wtf…they didn’t wipe their ass? not really embarassing but its funny