How do I prank my roommate?

[xcfrisco]

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but in all seriousness this is more your fault than anyone else’s. take control of the situation and sodomize him to let him know who’s boss

[Rooks4]

I saw some prack where a girl was getting prank-revenge on her BF… so she littered his floor with mousetraps… like a 100 of them… Then in the middle of the night woke him up and said his car was getting towed… No lights on, dude half asleep, jumps out of his bed to stop his car from getting towed… and gets fucking raped by mousetraps - and those fucking things HURT.

I’d find the video, but im sure you can find it yourself. Do that shit. Then, when he’s writhering on the floor in pain, push his shit in.

[Rooks4]

I saw some prack where a girl was getting prank-revenge on her BF… so she littered his floor with mousetraps… like a 100 of them… Then in the middle of the night woke him up and said his car was getting towed… No lights on, dude half asleep, jumps out of his bed to stop his car from getting towed… and gets fucking raped by mousetraps - and those fucking things HURT.

I’d find the video, but im sure you can find it yourself. Do that shit. Then, when he’s writhering on the floor in pain, push his shit in.

[ElderGOD]

Buy an airsoft gun, hide it in his backpack and call the police on him on campus and say that he robbed you.

You can actually set him up then call the cops while he’s in class and say something like he said he’s blowing up the school and cops will rush into class, beat him up in front of everyone, handcuff him, take him away, do evaluations, then give him a large bill. There is nothing he can do to legally defend himself and since you have a couple friends to vouch he can’t prove it false but you can prove it “true”. I know a couple girls that did shit like this on some guys lol.

[Kromo]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

hahaha wtf

[LimeGreenPatato]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

hahaha wtf

[System_1]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

Quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever read in a long time.

[Chrnocide]

^
true that. if he takes it personal, he’ll probably kill your sister.

[spudlyff8fan]

Real answer:

1. Get him drunk/high until he’s passed out.
2. Tie/handcuff him to his bed.
3. Wake him at about 3 AM by yelling “fire, oh shit you’ve gotta get out man” while running out the door, leaving him struggling to free himself.

[zenzen]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

typical awesome kromo post is awesome

[Strike_Prime]

Challenge him to an ice tea drinking contest but spike his jug with lsd and laxitives. Have one room mate occupy the bathroom for as long as possible and then jump out wearing a Nixon mask splash him with a bucket of cows blood.
THEN you beat him with socks filled with old meat while blaring Japanese techno in the background.

This right here.

But Rooks has a great idea too because i’ve seen that video and it looked painful as FUCK.