How can I leave my home town with no money?

[Raz0r]

Can we please stop with the prostitution jokes? It’s kinda depressing.

Joke? I personally know someone who did the Craigslist route to sell himself to make money to pay rent until he got a job. He wanted to live in NY that badly.

[Tien_Gouki]

Keep beating up this guy for silver points.

[Havatchu]

Joke? I personally know someone who did the Craigslist route to sell himself to make money to pay rent until he got a job. He wanted to live in NY that badly.

Not kidding, shit is sad.

Some woman like an hour drive from my place got caught prostituting over craigslist.

[Raz0r]

It really isn’t what you want to do, but it’s an option if you’re good looking enough. Listen to the Rolling Stones’ song “Cocksucker Blues” and that shit will make you depressed as fuck to hear what people will do to move somewhere.

[True_Grave]

I know, the most obvious answer would be to save up some money, but in my small town this is seemingly impossible. I’ve lived in this town my whole life (I’m 20 years old) and i’m pretty much failing at life at the moment. I didn’t really have a very good childhood here, and everyone who lives here never leaves and gets stuck here. I don’t want to spend the rest of my days working in some mill or at a shitty fast food diner, but it seems like i’ll never save up the money to leave. I would appreciate some words of wisdom or simple criticism, anything that may help me start my journey.

Do what i did and try to get financial aid & loans, so you can leave off to college in a better city. Once there live in the dorms from that point forward, bust ass to get a degree in something, and afterwards NEVER go back to that town again.

~TG, EVER

[angelpalm]

Become an organ donor and then strangle yourself.

That way you can be in a bunch of different towns…at the same time.

[Hecatomb]

what ever happened to riding a train? Thats what the hobos do

[Karimloo]

Kill your parents.

Become manbat.

[Jeffhartley]

I wish the perverted trolls would be banned or deleted. Having an unmoderated forum is super irresponsible. The trolls who seem to think ‘sucking dick’ is funny… I do hope you grow up soon

[Blindknagg]

Nigga did you just necro a 5 year old thread just to post that shit?

edit: suck a dick

[crotchpuncha]

I know, the most obvious answer would be to save up some money, but in my small town this is seemingly impossible. I’ve lived in this town my whole life (I’m 20 years old) and i’m pretty much failing at life at the moment. I didn’t really have a very good childhood here, and everyone who lives here never leaves and gets stuck here. I don’t want to spend the rest of my days working in some mill or at a shitty fast food diner, but it seems like i’ll never save up the money to leave. I would appreciate some words of wisdom or simple criticism, anything that may help me start my journey.

Start walkin.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

What sexual Act is this avatar doing
for $200

(In Zimbabwe dollars)

[Necrotrophic]

i know some people who moved out west, and they lived in their car until they got situated. Maybe try that?

[Captain_Ryu]

I may have an offer for you but I need to know how loose your asshole is and if you have an issue working with chickens.

[Raij1n]

I wish the perverted trolls would be banned or deleted. Having an unmoderated forum is super irresponsible. The trolls who seem to think ‘sucking dick’ is funny… I do hope you grow up soon

go suck a dick bitch

[Darksakul]

I may have an offer for you but I need to know how loose your asshole is and if you have an issue working with chickens.

That some good money to be had

[BBQ]

Start a kick starter by using IP’s that’s not yours and take the money and run.

[NickRocks]

o.o

[Darksakul]

Start a kick starter by using IP’s that’s not yours and take the money and run.

Or claim one of your 32 cats need a life saving surgery and you don’t want to put it down.
Then open a Go Fund me for said cat.

Too Soon?

[Raij1n]

Buy a tiger bitch