sasha grey is a good deepthroat champion as well, but i find roxy jezel way more attractive.
if i knew a porn star of my choice would be in seattle for a year, i’d start setting aside a budget for her.
i’d pay roxy 1500 for the whole shebang. i’d want to tape me fucking her mouth, then her ass, then her mouth again, then exploding on her face.
sasha only 800 for the same deal.
This thread wouldn’t be as good if CF hadn’t out’d himself as Mista Conspiracy.
Is that how you got the ICP chain?
I’d give 2 weeks pay (about $1200)for a night with michelle wild. A months pay if I can do it with no rubbers but then I’d either have to kill myself afterwards or this would have to be some kind of alternate dimension where pornstars and hookers aren’t crawling with incurable STD’s…
(though if I got lucky and only caught a curable STD, I might be able to live with that)
edit: and she would have to wear a morrigan costume…
Wait, so… Do they use some sort of exploit of the law to be able to whore outside of moviemaking, or do they and the police just not care? Or would they record it to make it fall under porno laws or whatever?
So… OP has VD?
And he thought he somehow could swing that by a porn star, and the inevitable scientific testing?
OP is straight up Opie.
Seriously Opie, how were you going to try and “handle” your shit?
What?
You’d be like:
“Yo’! I’m Opie. That ain’t herpes. Those are Mayberries. 'Cept that one in the middle. That’s my weenus.”
As I see it.
riley mason = hottest pornstar ever i would pay 300 for her and double if i got to do hitomi tanaka
check them out
lets reverse it
how much would you have to be paid to plow belladonna
>implying I haven’t thought about eating her out after she’s worked up a healthy cunt must on the elliptical at the gym.
at least with Belladonna, you could elbow drop her during sex.
Maria Ozawa for $300 Alex…She would have to be a virgin though
sorry bro, but your asian wife disapproves
If I were to go asian it would be Hitomi Tanaka with her tig ol bitties and that squirt gun coochie. Maybe even Minka’s old ass since she was cool with me that last time I met her.
But in all seriousnes it would be Lisa Ann with her big jiggly milf ass. Or maybe Chloe Vevrier, Anya, or any other random big boob European broad.
This shit makes me think of that scene in The Breakfast Club where Bender is asking Bryan if he’s a virgin. Bender says something like, name one after Bryan says hes been laid plenty of times. Bryan says “She lives in Canada, you wouldnt know her.” hehehe
if i’m going asian, it’s lily thai…baby got DSL
dunno if I’d fuck a milf…If I would, it would have to be a classic porn star, like Nina Hartley, Kay Parker, or Juliet Anderson.
edit: damn, Juliet died last year…that would be very awkward sex
ps - i love how OP is too scared to post in this thread anymore
20$ probably
if you like getting your butthole licked you know she would do that so that is a step in maybe less money
I wonder how much Alexis Texas would charge to take the coal sausage in her backdoor…
It’s probably Alanah Rae.
Just sayin’.
this succession of posts should not be ignored 