Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr

I set aside a couple hundred for Bobbi Starr. Sweet ass plus she does ass2mouth. I’ll end it with giving her several anal creampies. Or Lora from Devil’s Film Gangland. No tits but fairly attractive. She’s like the embodiment of anal massive whore that I like.

I would say Ava Devine but eh…

I will never pay money to have sex with a woman who gets their ham wallet throttled professionally. Y’all are crazy.

:rofl: Didn’t feel the need to defend myself against him.

She is hella old now.

nina hartley still looks good and came out of retirement to do hot MILF porn. she is still a nympho. kay parker i havent seen in a long time. but she was already a MILF back then, so she’s probably too old to look good now.

Most sluts at a club give it up for free. These girls are at least smart enough to make a profit off it.

As I see it

Paying for sex is crazy regardless but if you’re going to, better go for a pro.

As I have observed the scenario.

that’s what made it so funny. you were like “so? at least i’m not from Canada. :cool:

most chicks would screw a dog if the money was good enough.

She could still suck your testicles out your through your peehole.

Yeah, she was like the FIRST milf lol. And yeah, she aint exactly hot anymore, but she ain’t ugly yet. I think she’s a sex therapist now.

man, I just wanna get laid with a chick who knows what she’s doing. None of this lay down and take it bullshit. Plus she’d probably have good stories. It would just suck that you’re getting the whole hot dog in a hallway feeling, for the most part. And I think it’s safe to assume they’ll probably let u nut in their face

agreed. but its hella entertaining to see who is though. yeesh. id rather just pay charlie sheen like 100 bucks to let me go to one of his week long benders. the results are pretty much the same.

sigh I wish SRK still displayed join dates. Surprised a lot you niggas is acting out of line.

An hour? What would I do with the other 55 minutes?

Go OD on a bottle of penicillin you penniless fuck.

lmao fuck outta here. Everyone single one of you are idiots for believing I’m broke and got STDs or that Im white. SRK aint what it used to be.

The only thing I believe is that your dick will forever stay dry like the Atacama Desert.

not sure who you are but you post like you are a 10er, possibly 09er, and maybe 08er at best.

bitches only fuck you if they got a yeast infection

I was gonna be a *douche *and post something along the lines of how my dick was the cure for that, much like my piss was the cure for your mothers atheletes foot, but she really is a considerate woman.

When lurkers attack

33 year old with a mother joke. Good job. When my nigga Jay Z was 33 he made the blueprint. When Nas was 33 he made hip hop is dead. When Jesus was 33 he was leading his apostles. If Im doing what you are doing at 33 I would kill myself.