Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr

General Discussion
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for anyone who missed his other quality thread:

http://shoryuken.com/f3/wtf-rap-music-video-i-made-high-school-ended-up-blog-today-263766/

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$300 an hour seems HELLA low. She must have done one bang bros episode and called it a day.

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I hope you guys are happy. The agency called and said my deposit check bounced and that I didnt pass the health test. You fucking cockblockers.

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:rofl: Words cannot describe the joy I feel from his misery.

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So was it alexa rae or ashlyn rae?

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lolol i was gonna post about mary mooseknuckles but the fact that this guy couldn’t pass a health test is even funnier

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Amanda Rhugandkiss

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I wonder how much Puma Swede would charge an hour.

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Lol getting turned down by a hooker cuz you’re too poor and diseased to allow your junk to touch, has gotta be a let down. But we cockblocked him lol.

you should be so lucky

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I see what you did there.

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dude, no one who looks like [media=youtube]twbVKRgiFcg"[/media] aka crimzon flame could pass a health test. guy looks like he goes dumpster diving behind value village (or whatever the canadian equivalent is) for buried treasure.

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So everyone post which pornstar you would actually pay to spend two hours with and the maxium amount you’d be willing to drop.

Bobbi Starr: http://www.thekingdomofsadmachines.com/tkosmblog/uploaded_images/Baseballbat-797605.jpg
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$700 for two hours is the absolute highest I would go.

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we have value village lol

i love the shitstache on his upper lip. You’re supposed to clean up after a dirty sanchez

I’d pay a half G easily for Leah Luv, but she’d have to take it in the ass

edit: i also love how if his cheque bounced, then he also owes the bank like 25 bucks. You paid money for NO sex

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lololol

so it’s OUR fault you’re a broke, disease-ridden basement dweller who doesn’t know what hygiene is?

maybe try the bitch w/ the one tooth standing by the corner, she seems more in your league.

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We had a talk earlier about this today. The topic of Sasha Grey came up. We concluded we would add at least $200 to the price she charges if we can gag her to shut her the fuck up.

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the same sasha grey who admitted to being willing to fuck a dog?

ew no

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Oh god, I’d pay to nut on her copy of Sartre for beginners. She’s easily one of the most obnoxious porn stars ever. Fuckin’ Mandingo has a BA in Biology and you don’t see him carrying on about it.

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Time for a backup plan… Get a regular hooker, and have her wear a paper bag with a printed cut-out of your favorite actress’s face taped onto it.

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How do you find out if they are in your city?

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and then turn the bag upside down so it’s like you’ve twisted her neck and you’re fucking like Beeeeeel.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/802973/trueblood-bill-and-lorena-o.gif