Hardbody F.C. - Why are you so Free? Edition 9/17 7PM-All Day son

dann showed up? I called him a couple of times yesterday trying to work out carpooling details. As of this morning, still no response. As a result, probably won’t make it to HeavyD’s tonight either.

When you’re ready to get rid of that monitor, you know who to call. If the latency/refresh isn’t bad, it could just serve as a Marvel setup later this year. 4 Marvel setups at your place would be tight as fuck.

Well I figured there would be more demand. I live right in the middle of everything. My set up is raw as fuck. People must be scared, which works for me because the number of randoms at Zach’s last week was horrible.

The monitor I bought is the same one being used for Evo. So if anyone tells me there is lag on it they may get choked out with no warning.

I will make it a point to bring my sorry ass to your next session. I’m thinking of hoisting one myself soon…last one was dope.

I will as well try and make it to the next hardbody (Pablo rape-fest) session and try to leave walking straight.

At the behest of “the hardest body Asian” that Pablo knows, I sat through Macho Madness.

How was it? Is it similar to the Flair dvd? Did they interview Macho Man in depth? I wasn’t sure if he is on good terms with WWE so they probably just slapped that dvd together for a quick buck.

Zero interviews with the man himself. Other than archived footage, that is. A whole heap of matches, interspersed with color commentary from two people whom I didn’t know. The presenters were probably wrestling personalities, but I’m not familiar with the industry.

On a whole, it wasn’t all that engaging to me. The matches were available in their entirety, which was cool for fans. But I was hoping for more insight into the professional and historical side of things. I’m not a wrestling fan, so I just want to see people who lived the life explain why someone was good to work with, what made them popular to the marks, what their real life vices were, or why they were insane.

This wasn’t as painful to sit through as the 4 Horsemen dvd. I watched that shit all the way through, and it was mark central. I simply had Macho Madness playing on one of my screens as I attended to other matters. So it wasn’t all that bad. I will say this though, all women who worked in wrestling look like they were plucked from strip clubs once past their prime. I guess it’s to be expected given that wrestling’s strongholds reside in Texas and Florida, where all women spend at least 2 years of their lives as strippers or prostitutes.

WWE DVDs are silly at times. They come out with some real hardbody shit like the Flair collection, The death of ECW, and the Ultimate warrior set. It seems like even they are confused as to who is actually going to buy their shit. What would a 12 year old mark nowadays want with a Four Horsemen dvd anyway? No need for all that kayfabe. Unless of course you are dealing with this mark:

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Also, this is a vid of Booker T keeping it real:

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So yeah it goes down again.

Do you guys really watch that stuff? Reminds me of one of my homeboys from HS. Every monday and thursday night around 8pm or so he cut out to go watch that shit. He was so enthralled with the drama it was disgusting! It was like a soap opera for dudes. I remember he even dragged me to the key arena to see some to dude with a “sock” or something.

Me , I was never in to it. It kinda made me lol.

I was into professional wrestling until I was about 6 years old, realized it was fake, and then I lost interest.

now this is real shit…

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Pro Wrestling is entertaining. The only reason I don’t keep up with it is because I don’t have cable.

Yeah Jerick I know what Pride is. I have all of the ppv’s. Believe me, ever since I downloaded my first Pride ppv’s back in the day off mIRC and I saw the likes of Igor Vovchanchyn and Vitor Belfort damn near murder people in the ring I have been hooked.

I was’nt implying you didn’t know . Just showing you guys who my favorite fighter is.

Word. Who doesn’t love Fedor though? They need to match him up against a bear or gorilla. Or maybe just two light weight fighters for a good match.

I always knew it was fake, but once I realized that the characters are supposed to be like Super Macho Soap Opera actors, I actually gained more respect for it.

It’s pretty kick ass to have a fighting soap opera with crazy characters. I still don’t watch it much though.

The reason I cared about puroresu when I was just a lad was because I had my favorite wrestler and I was rooting for him to win like I root for real fighters because I wanted to see their hard work and training pay off.

When I found out that [media=youtube]s3CL28vgE4U"[/media] could only win based on story arc and not RAW ATHLETICISM, I started playing a lot more Blaster Master on NES.

I just tried to favorite a youtube video of singing to a puppy about being ‘my first friend’ but I couldn’t because I had reached the maximum limit of 782 (WTF?) videos in my favorites.

But I’ll be at this one, because REAL TALK. Dental appointments, jobs, jury duty, homework, and herpes be DAMNED.

Also I have forgotten how to play fite games. Haven’t played any marvel since… the hub, before finals.

EDIT: SCREENSHOT PRROF

EDIT 2 DESU: Oh, and it’s sung to the melody of the ‘Dr. Mario’ theme. Fucking badass.

WTF, Google will let me have UNLIMITED storage on my email, but you can only have 782 videos favorited? Such a bizarre number.

Have you guys seen the Japanese commercial/cartoon for that bathroom buddy thing to help lil’ japanese kids take a crap? Hilarious I think he says “YOSH!” or “YATTA!” when he drops a deuce. This kind of thing is funny to me.

If you own a poster of Macho Man stretching himself and his junk for the world to see then you are for sure hardbody gay. Real talk.

Sure wish I could favorite it.
FOR PABLO: [media=youtube]ivGILDj2Wz0[/media]
Specifically, 2:33…