I think we need Frank Da Dank THE TANK in here to inform us of all the secrets to the JitB taco’s wonders. Also what exactly is the difference between the 2x 99cent tacos and the 99 cent MONSTER taco exactly?
Its been a long time since I’ve had fast food and considered it any kind of real meal. It freaks me out that you can get so much “meat” and other things for such a low price. At least at places like Taco Del Mar you can see the meat in the bin and its in meat form. It does come in a plastic bag to start with though.
I want to say the jitb taco meat is some kind of eggplant mixture or something? I thought Frank told me back in the day, and I believe the monster tacos are just a little bit bigger.
Those tacos are the real deal though. Put some sriracha on em, and its food of the kings
From the JiB nutritional ingredients section of their website:
“Beef Regular Taco Filling Ingredients: Beef, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color), Soy Grits, Seasoning [Chili Powder (Chili Peppers, Spices, Salt, Garlic Powder), Wheat Flour, Taco Mix (Chili Pepper, Garlic, Salt, Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Dextrose, Onion), Imitation Beef Extract (Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Hydrolyzed Soy, Wheat and Corn Protein, Monosodium Glutamate, Dextrose, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Disodium Guanylate, Disodium Inosinate), Silicon Dioxide (added to prevent caking)], Salt, Tomato Paste, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent). Tortilla Ingredients: Ground Corn, Water, Lime. Cooked in Frying Shortening. Contains Soy, Wheat”
Breakfast of champions. No explicit mention of eggplant, though.
Let’s get this thread back on track. Who’s gonna tentaclegrape who come Tuesday? I’ll accept any tentaclegrape that people offer me. Considering they’re $16 plus shipping per 6 pack, I’d be most appreciative.
yeah I could just be making that eggplant shit up, I don’t know.
they forgot to list the key ingredient of extreme satisfaction though.
The only difference between a regular taco and a monster taco are as follows:
About an in. And a half
An extra slice of cheese
And as of Jan. 5th, monster tacos are no longer on the menu. (Although we still have some). In response to the deletion of monster tacos, we’ve added a three taco meal that includes a small fry and soft drink for 3.99. More to come
That is not an ingredient. It is merely a byproduct of Monosodium Glutamate, dextrose, Disodium Guanylate, Disodium Inosinate, Silicon Dioxide, Sulfiting Agent, Tamarind, and ignorance. I can’t believe that Tamarind is involved in JiB tacos. Is it for the color? Or to add a uniquely Mexican or South East Asian flavor?
We also have a new product available called taco nachos. We take 2 hard shelled tacos cut into 6 wedges and placed over a bed of shredded lettuce, topped with pepperjack cheese, cheese sauce and jalapenos. All for 1.99. And don’t forget about our steak or chicken teriyaki bowls.
Keep your sword straight, maintain your weight
But he ate too much monosodium glutamate, and polysorbate
And drug rate concentrate, with sodium benzoate
By the chicken thighs and triglycerides
And this bitch advertised her breast size
Eighty-five didn’t realize, til the truth opened up his eyes
Then he became highly civilized
Bout damn time the teriyaki bowls came back. It’s been like 5,6 years now.
I didn’t even know the teriyaki bowls were even off the menu. JiB is too serious.
Alright nigs, I need this shit to start after 6PM. I have shit to do, and this may be the norm from now on. Sorry, but not really.
I’m gonna try to swing by for a few hours. I should bring DOA 4 and Battle Fanstasia. Oh oh oh and Kung-Fu Panda.
Tomorrow, from 6! Got it!
YES. Fuck yes man, we are doing it big.
ps
This thread should just be exempt from the need to write “no homo” after everything.
Lets just assume most posts will be implicitly or explicitly homo.
We be cockin them.
I’ll just leave this here.
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I don’t know guys, I think there’s something wrong with my clipboard. 
Talked to dann less than an hour ago. He said that he’s out for tomorrow. Unless Elias decides to come out of his cave, this session will truly be “no homo”. So the minority van will be one light. Just Brian and myself.
I’m shocked at how many gay vids you had handy to link for us on such short notice. It was almost as though you already knew where they were.
Without Dan #2, this session might run a little low on hate. We must compensate by creating conflict somehow. If Dan #1 hasn’t gotten his haircut yet, I hereby re-issue my challenge for a head shaving match with him.
Sorry, hairs about 8 inches shorter now.
I still offer a head shaving match. If I win, you lose an inch or two off the top. If you win, I lose like a foot of hair. I’m basically giving you odds. Can’t turn that down.
Will there be Tentaclegrape? Did Pablo play Be a Man last time? If not, I’d like to experience a touch of white trash southern culture.
Is the Jumbo Deal seriously over and done with? Sadness has overwhelmed me if that is the case.
Ahhh really? No jumbo deal?
I wanted to get started on my fall into a diabetic coma.