I think I’m going to give this guy a shot. I’ve always liked the grapple characters… except Zangief… he’s just not for me.
So the guy has sideburns connected to his douchestache, does a Blanka face better than Blanka, and LOVES HI DAUGHTERS (they are so pretty)!
Pretty f’ckin’ epic if you ask me.
probably the person who spawned with Hakan to produce his eight pretty daughters.
Best design ever.
So while I loved the old thread, I’m pretty sure it’s universally agreed this one is much better.
New Main Spotted
Anyone mention that his portrait looks like this statue? (NSFW) http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/meatkin/kickingbaby_statue.jpg
LMAO. So Simple. So funny.
Anyone noticed that DJ is still smiling even when he’s sliding?
That’s hilarious! The look on Dudley’s face is priceless! ROTFL
great char
why grab do so small dmg?
I think oli - buff for grab, new Q)
I love how divided the community is on this guy. It’s pretty love/hate. I’d much rather have a character who gets such strong reactions than one who people just “meh” at.
He’s still smiling in Juri’s Ultra II.
“He promised me classy girls…But the girls never came…THE GIRLS NEVER CAME.”
He seems awesome BUT, he doesn’t seem to do a lot of damage, and his normals look really weird and slow.
How can anyone dislike this character? He’s got an awesome design. You can tell Capcom really went all out with him.
You’ve got plenty of “serious” fighters in this game. Everyone once in a while, it’s okay to laugh a bit. Go on, try it with me: 
And yeah, any fighter that produces such serious emotion in people is a good thing.
Perhaps once he gets hella oiled up his damage starts to get ridiculous.
No homo
Anybody who uses or mains Hakan and doesn’t say “Pause” or “No Homo” after every grapple move is a homo. The jokes on you.
Hakan… lubed for his and her pleasure. :xeye:
LOL @ anybody who can’t see the obvious homosexual overtones. In jail Vega would be holding Hakans pocket and ironing his drawers.
he is? 
I just noticed somethin after a tiny bit of thought. Imagine rufus in hakan coaster =P