So I don’t know why I thought of this but this is a haiku about Zangief. I don’t think I’ve ever written a haiku before so there could be problems with it.
churn that stick all kick
russian skies well protected
for mother russia
Thought it would be funny to hear what others could come up with.
DP and PP
will produce the almighty
EEEEEEEXSHOOOOORYEEEEEE
So, Scarlet Terror
Four invincible frames, huh?
WELL, WE CAN’T HAVE THAT111!
True beauty inside?
Then, I shall liberate yours
Meet my razors, bitch
I hate C.MP
The distance is too damn good
Keep new RCF
Hands so fast and strong
Headbutts are distibuted left and right
Buttslam spam until you die
Hair obscures my face,
They all fall before they blink,
I, Seiei Enbu.
Feng Shui reigns supreme
Purple kicks until you fall
My smile grows wide
EDIT: Ended up changing the first two lines.
You think I’m a boy?
Beat you like a grown ass man
Next time, wear a cup
Man these are better than I expected, really enjoying these.
Fire Thrown From All Ways
Teleports Induce Much Rage
Only Scrubs Complain
Fullscreen control all day
But the payoffs, where are they?
Get in, press down, HK.
From the jungles you hear a scream
Electricity runs down your vein
I’m a human projectile
Well, almost human
My bite is worse than my bark
The strongest style
the weakest fighter
I did it father!
My hands change color
Upon use of my gimmicks
Ashes to Ashes
Ow, a counter hit
I have shitty frame data
So I Goshoryu
I spam D all day
Pressured in the corner? Fuck,
Calamity Sword
Spikes come from my chest
Can super while in the air
Scary Samurai
Street Fighter EX:
Plus Alpha was my best game
I am Garuda
EX Neckbreaker all day
Vortex is my best gameplay
Sako, you so godlike
I’m the Southtown God
Are you okay!? Bustah Whurf!
Where is my boy Rock?
Barely high tier
Nerfed to hell
I’ll miss you, Seth
It’s money I want.
I’ll knock you out with one punch,
and say, “Beat it, chump.”
In the clearing stands
A boxer, and a fighter
By his trade, Simon.
Purple foot beams rain
Crouching strong pierces your jumps
Hate mail incoming