“Can I Shoryuken?”
“Once one mistimed her Can of Sprite,
Sure You Can!”
Mash Karakusa
Get EX Fukiage
Break your goddamn stick
My favorite pastime -
Fighting each of them one at a time
Punching, flying. Burst Time !
( Not for Makoto, but heh )
Karin my waifu
Oh whereto have you been?
Fuck Capcom
You cannot beat me
I make Gief look like Fuerte
LOOK AT MY MAHSOOLS
Here’s my Condor Spire
You forgot it was unsafe?
MEXICAN TYPHOON!
My smile blinds you
Opponent crossing up
EX DREADKICKS LOL
Kneehop on the chin
Jabs into UKD,
I’ll do it all over again with a grin
Dominate with pokes
Until that first knockdown comes
Damn 900 stun
tic tic tic TUWAH
Now I must use my roundhouse
Fuck I have no tools
Poor in Cross Tekken,
Now getting her needed buffs.
Whip of Love, biyatch.
in metro city
shut in a damp prison cell
is that you Eddie E.?
Can I do marvel characters too?
Foot-foot-foot dive!
foot-foot-foot-foot-foot-foot dive!
foot-foot-foot dive!
If this were a poetry class a few of these would definitely have “this is not a haiku” written at the top in red ink with a frowny face.
Hit you with jump fierce
max damage into setup
good luck blocking this.
The pink gi stained
Clean the blood to fight again
ungrateful journey
hai ryu
everyone knows you
your backdash sucks
dive kick, far too safe.
tenshin, has infinite range.
bullshit, give me buffs.
#RIPYun
Bane of the Mad Gears
Nerfs for the Warrior God
My Sadness, Profound
Roses are red
My gi is too
Give me my sweep combo back, so I can crush you
My limbs cut like blades
Away you shall stay
Sonic Boom all day