Guys: Pissing in a urinal

[Yin]

I’ve never pissed on an expensive mushroom by the way. I think you mean trough.

Maybe he works at a fancy restaurant.

[Divinus]

I remember getting so infuriated at some kids outside my stall cuz they were making fart noises and giggling when I was taking a shit at an elementary school. (Before you call me a pedobear, I was doing an oral care booth at some children’s health fair) I hate when there’s noise when I’m trying to shit.

For some reason I can’t take dumps when I know someone is in the washroom. My anus just shrivels up and the shit would be suspended half way out. I used to take a lot of dumps in public washrooms too (my home washroom can’t take the size of my dumps…but that’s another story) so it bothers me a lot.

i always go with a 1 urinal buffer too. unless there arent any others available.

what i hate is when im pissing in a urinal at the end of the line and a guy starts peeing without the buffer when there is clearly space available

ive literally been the only guy in the damn restroom, and had a dude come stand next to me to pee.

This. It’s in the universal code for men. I just go wtf at dudes when they decide to pee beside me and every other urinal is available.

[Spirit_Juice]

I’m terrified dudes are gonna notice my tiny penis.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Taking a piss in the stall? What’s next? Taking a deuce in the urinal? Who would be such a degenerate?

[CTG]

Right. Guys, I need to get this out in the open but…

Is a good shit with reading material not the highlight of your day? I love it, Yo.

I don’t read on the crapper. I just like doing nothing. All day we run around doing this or that. When I crap I don’t even wanna read.

[NoiNoiPinoy]

Maybe he works at a fancy restaurant.

Truffle oil!

For some reason I can’t take dumps when I know someone is in the washroom. My anus just shrivels up and the shit would be suspended half way out. I used to take a lot of dumps in public washrooms too (my home washroom can’t take the size of my dumps…but that’s another story) so it bothers me a lot.

Washroom! You English?

Right. Guys, I need to get this out in the open but…

Is a good shit with reading material not the highlight of your day? I love it, Yo.

Yes. I’m currently halfway through this book - http://www.amazon.com/Sports-Illustrated-Basketball-Book-Editors/dp/1933821191

Borders was closing down so I got it for cheap. Been my bathroom buddy since.

[xhigurashix]

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[NeoMagnus]

Thread is legend along with other pre 07

[EcKo_Zero_Cool]

j.cog what happend your account man ?

also i piss before i go into toilets

I started college in 2k3, and when you had to piss, you went to the urinal. Now, unless the urinals were right on top of each other, you generally just went there, as stalls were meant to drop a deuce, and you would normally have 4+ urinals and 1-3 stalls around campus.

Now, 8 years later, I teach at a college, and even in a bathroom with 3 or 4 urinals, it seems like if I’m pissing, the next dude goes in the stall to piss, or if there’s a dude on the urinal, I’ll go to the one on the other end and the dude will cringe up and get really close to the wall.

The fuck? Have guys become women where we need to piss in stalls? Are we that homophobic in 2k11?

Only 2 times I find it OK to use a stall instead of the wall:

1. No barrier / urinals are on top of each other
2. Somebody pissed on the floor and you’d have to step in it to piss on the wall.

[rtdzign]

I don’t like urinals because I have a really strong piss stream, and I get splash and spray back on my clothes sometimes. I’m fine with floor mounted urinals, but not the thigh level ones. I tend to use a toilet because that is what I have at home.

[density]

I have a 7.5 inch penis and I just prefer to use a stall. Something 'bout urinating with other people makes me lose the urge to go, and I have a tough time doing so.

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/chatroulette-trolling-stallmate.jpg

Pic related.

[Rioting_Soul]

Shit before you leave the house

[Hotobu]

I haven’t read the thread, but has anyone mentioned urinal splashback? I d prefer to go to a stall because I don’t have to worry about piss splashing back on me.

[NeoMagnus]

Dont see how u guys get splashback. How about pissing on the lower half of the urinal above the water? Guaranteed no splash lol. How do ppl not know this??

[hubcapsignstop]

urinals = pissmist_aerosol
off the porcelain
onto my peoples

edit: even if you dont see it, it is there
catch the sunlight angle
veryfine
wettin you
with hepatites n herpalerps

[CTG]

Random Advice: Put TP in the toilet first to avoid splashback when dropping a deuce.

[Cryoh]

I have a 7.5 inch penis and I just prefer to use a stall. Something 'bout urinating with other people makes me lose the urge to go, and I have a tough time doing so.

Pic related.

Haha, you not only measured your dick, but you thought that we wanted to know your dick size.

[Rioting_Soul]

I haven’t read the thread, but has anyone mentioned urinal splashback? I d prefer to go to a stall because I don’t have to worry about piss splashing back on me.

Do you piss into the reservoir or something? I piss onto the back at a 45 degree angle(Akuma air fireball) and there’s no splash-back.

urinals = pissmist_aerosol
off the porcelain
onto my peoples

edit: even if you dont see it, it is there
catch the sunlight angle
veryfine
wettin you
with hepatites n herpalerps

Was that a haiku about urinals? I don’t feel like counting.

[Hotobu]

Clearly a couple of the last posters are partially illiterate so I now have to dumb down my earlier post.

I d prefer to go to a stall because I don’t have to worry about piss splashing back on me.

You see the bold part? That implies that I don’ even have to give a damn. Also there are more variables than where in the urinal you piss. With shorter dividers I tend to want to be closer to the urinal, and sometimes if I’ve got to go bad piss comes out like a rocket increasing the splashback potential.

[Rioting_Soul]

Clearly a couple of the last posters are partially illiterate so I now have to dumb down my earlier post.

You see the bold part? That implies that I don’ even have to give a damn. Also there are more variables than where in the urinal you piss. With shorter dividers I tend to want to be closer to the urinal, and sometimes if I’ve got to go bad piss comes out like a rocket increasing the splashback potential.

Sorry. Sometimes it don’t be like it is, but it do.