I figured out how to not have splash back years ago, that’s supposed to be a male trait you learn through trial and error I think. I’ll pee in the stall if the only open urinal is between two people the look like they might deadleg you so you piss on yourself or do something creepy to your cock. I don’t usually have time to waste with stalls for a piss when I’m out of the house unless I’m working and just want to sit and read shit like this.
To make sure nobody is looking at me in the urinal I just grab and hold eye contact the whole time with whoever is next to me.
EcKo - No clue mang… Went away for a few weeks, come back and I can’t log into my account, nor can I use the reset password thing… I got fucked.
AS for this thread.
Know what I really fucking hate? When I have a turtle head popping out of my asshole and there’s all the stalls taken with dudes pissing because they’re too homophobic to piss next to another man. Then I have to go into the urinal and wipe the seat and put paper down before I even begin, meanwhile, my ass is going to explode with hatred beyond the deepest depths of hell.
0 clue on what they are except for they start with a T…
PS… i use to pee on cars at parties
Say use to cuz no1 invites me to parties, coincident?
welcome to reading the thread, was disproving the fact that guys sometimes piss in stalls because they are afraid of their dick size.
Coming from someone who has had to clean women’s restrooms, if you think sitting down to do your business makes the bathrooms cleaner, I lol hard. Women invent ways to make the bathroom look worse than Chernobyl after the fact. If you think guys would be above that, lol again.
Sheeeit, no issues with splashback for me… you just have to piss on the wall part of the urinal instead of the pooling/drain area. There’s still some very minor splash, sure…but it’s hardly anything a person that does not have OCD or some kind of germ-phobia would notice.
However, what’s with the folks leaving the piss there? I suppose it’s another example of our basic human nature being inherently inconsiderate of others. At least it’s not as bad as people that take a dump and walk right out without flushing the shit…though there is some comedic value to be had there. Is there ever a time when something involving shit is NOT funny? I don’t think so.
Yo, everybody, do your thing, but Million is the best poster of ALL TIME
It doesn’t matter where I pee. My stream is so hard it splashes against the wall even at 45 degree angles. And those plastic scent things don’t help either. I feel the mist droplets on my hands and know that it is probably on my shirt and pants. I then think of the other guys that might have peed before me in this urinal and how my urine mixed with theirs. It feels very unclean. I am the type to avoid public restrooms when ever possible.
i want to say something about physics and you being wrong, but i dont know what kind of PSI youre pushing
it seems like if you pee at an angle where the splash has to hit the lower “bowl” area of the urinal, you should be good. but i gues if you get double splash off the back of the urinal, and the bowl, you could be in trouble. maybe pee more often?
Trough urinal. Named so cuz they look similar to the things you use to feed pigs and sheeps.
No buffer zone here.
I hate those newer zero flush urinals. I don’t have a problem with splashback on other urinals but with those it happens all the time. fuck those things.
sure there is.
its called arms reach, and i learned it in pre school
If guys are too scared to stand next to each other in properly spaced urinals, then those things would make them sweat regardless of the distance.
Bitches who don’t flush the urinal need to be STABBED. That is disgusting. Same with the jackasses who throw shit into the urinal that cannot be flushed.
I know people are nasty as hell. That’s why I front kick the handle to flush. One of these days, I fear I might accidentally snap the handle.
Dude wants to take the urinal beside mine and take a peek at my willy while I’m going, I don’t care. Dude can be gay / jealous / both like that as long as he doesn’t try to touch.
By the way I don’t flush the urinal either. I use the stream to write my name and blow dry it so it stays forever. God help any dumb bastard that tries to infringe on my branded ceramic.
seriuz biznuz
Autoflush urinals are the worst. So random.
Million got dat shit smh.
If I wanted an audience while I took a piss, I’d be in porno movies, but I don’t, so I use the damn stall. That+splashback are reasons I use the urinals only if I have to. I’m not AFRAID to, I’d just prefer to piss in a stall. I can drop trow, let the balls have a little air, etc in a stall. You try doing that at a urinal and see what it gets you. Wet balls cuz you got to close to the rim of the urinal after some other guy thinking his cock was a foot long and stood too far back pissed all over it.
And what’s up with you people sitting in piss that aren’t at least wiping the seat fucking VIGOROUSLY before you shit in a public bathroom?? O_o
Dear mother of god this topic reminding me why I hate public restrooms.