I don’t understand the stall thing myself. I know when I was younger I was uncomfortable peeing next to someone else but then I realized if some dude wants the stare at my penis, what difference does it make? Stitting down to pee is pretty silly. It’s understandable if you are going to poop as well but if you just need to pee it’s way faster to use a urinal. Pants have zippers and boxers have that opening in the front so that you can stand and pee. Nobody cares if you have a tiny penis. Unless you’re in a gay bar…
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Rather go in a stall, splashback from the urinal is pretty gross. You’d be fucking disgusted if you knew how much urine you spray all over and how much splashes back onto your shirt or something.
Side note: I sit and pee at home because urine splashes out of the toilet when you stand and pee in it. Keeps the whole place much cleaner.
quality srk topic.
LOL!!
Yeah man I got the swag of a fire hose, if I was alive during the civil rights movements they woulda had a weapon with some REAL PSI
i don’t bother with stalls or urinals. I just piss in the sink or on the floor.
i pretty much have to sit and piss cause it takes me about 4-5 minutes to get flow going usually. Im not sure whats wrong with me.
I dunno my dude… I piss in a toilet wearing shorts and it sprays out on my legs and shoes… Closer to point of exit = overall less piss.
Yeah, the backsplash is very disgusting. Customers where I work can be a bit nasty too. Pubic hair all over the lower rim. WTF man. It’s not your wife’s face. Dunno how people can stand sitting on the toilet in a public place. Makes me SICK. I’ve never sat on a toilet anywhere that isn’t my own bathroom in over 10 years. If I must go I do a “crouching” shit.
I’m not homophobic in the least bit but ever since I was a kid I’ve found it hard to piss next to another dude at a urinal. And I don’t understand why. Now that I’m in college it doesn’t bother me as much but if there is a stall open than you can bet I’m going in. Unless someone left a deuce. I can’t stand the sight of someone else’s poo.
lol I try to keep from snickering when a dude walks away from a urinal and you can clearly see beads of wetspots trailing down the side of his shorts…cuz I know it happens to me if I’m not careful.
Eh. Gotta do what you gotta do. At my school I usually find some secluded toilet that I THINK that’s rarely used. (With my luck some sloppy fat ass janitor with syphilis gets his heroin fix every night in that same stall) I retired the crouching shit technique cuz the higher position can result in shit backsplash. If the toilet looks decent as in no visible wetspots or ‘debris’, I take the risk and sit on that germ colony called a seat. Gotta stimulate the ol’ immune system every once in a while right? Ugh.
i always go with a 1 urinal buffer too. unless there arent any others available.
what i hate is when im pissing in a urinal at the end of the line and a guy starts peeing without the buffer when there is clearly space available
ive literally been the only guy in the damn restroom, and had a dude come stand next to me to pee.
i also hate it when im dropping deuce at work, and someone recognizes my shoes, drops deuce in the stall next to me and decides to strike up a conversation. im like dude, our dicks are out. shut the fuck up
I pick the one furthest from the door. Some guy walks in and pisses too? Who gives a fuck? Pussies that use stalls for a piss make me sick.
If I have to take a dookie, I usually throw a bunch of layers of toilet paper on to the toilet seat.
The place where I do a lot of freelance has individual bathrooms like your at home. All of which have supply closets with TP, Purrell etc. I take the Purrell and squeeze it all over the seat since it mostly alcohol. Wipe it off, wash my hands, THEN cover the seat in TP.
I don’t mess with urinals. Disgusting.
I remember getting so infuriated at some kids outside my stall cuz they were making fart noises and giggling when I was taking a shit at an elementary school. (Before you call me a pedobear, I was doing an oral care booth at some children’s health fair) I hate when there’s noise when I’m trying to shit.
Homophobic…dayum straight, Not my fault every1 is “comfortable” with their sexuality of being Bi-sexual faggot ass bitches.
no stage fright but I don’t like guys looking at my cock, IS THAT SO WEIRD?
99% of the time a dude looks at your dick though
Ever pissed in a truffle or w/e, hahahaha… so funny… That should help your stage fright.
I piss in stalls cuz I wanna and my stance… I stand with my legs very far apart.
… its nowhere near a porno shoot in the dudes bathroom.(99% of srk is daydreaming about that scene)
but in high school we would push kids into urinals and flush them… 
Back splash is gross especially when the unrinal has a cake/ or doesn’t flush
Peein on poop is funny to me…
I don’t really care, if I have to go, i have to go… but going to bars a lot, Dudes will look at you cock… THEY WILL…
its like, yo, is your dick making that sweet ass scent bro? lemme see it then. JUST A PEEEK!!!
PS… if you’re worried about having a small dick… You Should know that girls can shove cars inside their vaginas, many of them.
i dont care about noise. i just dont want to talk to another man when im trying to poop. im weird that way
I’ve never pissed on an expensive mushroom by the way. I think you mean trough.
Right. Guys, I need to get this out in the open but…
Is a good shit with reading material not the highlight of your day? I love it, Yo.