Guardians of the Galaxy film, updates

RedVega · January 24, 2013, 2:45am

Don’t know if there’s a thread for a GoG movie, but anyways thought this was interesting and you guys can probably discuss on whether y’all think Adam fits Raccoon well.

As part of Marvel’s Phase Two – the movies leading up toThe Avengers 2– along with***[SIZE=12px][SIZE=12px]Iron Man 3[/SIZE][/SIZE]**,Thor: The Dark WorldandCaptain America: Winter Soldier*, the**[SIZE=12px][SIZE=12px]Guardians Of The Galaxy[/SIZE][/SIZE]are getting a movie and apparently one of the characters is a talking raccoon which I had no idea because[S]the trades are out-of-print and mad expensive on Amazon[/S]I insert my penis into women’s birth canals until I reach climax. True story. Anyway, that talking raccoon is probably going to be voiced by[SIZE=12px]Adam Sandler[/SIZE], so we should all probably start pre-ordering tickets now because there’s no way showings aren’t going to fill up faster than your mom. ViaLatino Review(h/tBurnsy):
[INDENT=1][SIZE=12px]But here is the kicker. Marvel is going after some big comedic actors perhaps for some comedic relief in the movie. Exactly how big?[/SIZE][/INDENT]
[INDENT=1][SIZE=12px]Marvel is asking for the availability of both Jim Carrey AND Adam Sandler![/SIZE][/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]For what roles, I’m not sure. Maybe Rocket or Groot? Jim Carrey I can see since he is already playing Colonel Stars & Stripes in [SIZE=12px]Kick Ass 2, but Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) in a Marvel movie?![/SIZE][/INDENT]
Oh, good,[SIZE=12px]Jim Carrey[/SIZE]‘s going to be a tree man in it, too. For a minute there, I thought this would be a talking space raccoon movie where one of the charactersdoesn’tcreepilytry to bang [SIZE=12px]Emma Stone[/SIZE]with his branch fingers. It’s all about realism these days. That’s how[SIZE=12px]Christopher Nolan[/SIZE]**does it.

edit: I also thought it best if we added updates about the film here.

pherai · January 24, 2013, 2:48am

grown men are a fan of this character?

voodazz · January 24, 2013, 2:48am

For some reason I always pictured Jason Statham voicing RR

Kromo · January 24, 2013, 2:50am

Wait…Rocket Racoon isn’t a Capcom character?
I thought he was from some obscure platformer or something…
I guess Marvel really did run out of characters to make movies about.

Mr.PaVy-RD · January 24, 2013, 2:51am

Jim carrey and adam sandler will just take away from the seriousness of the movie

RedVega · January 24, 2013, 3:02am

lol thats actually a really good pairing

dodgers2213 · January 24, 2013, 3:04am

just get the guy for UMvC3 and save yourself MILLIONS, Marvel. jesus it’s a cgi fucking raccoon, no need for fucking Sandler

Hatred_Edge · January 24, 2013, 3:05am

What?! No ROB SCHNEIDER?!

Loneexodus · January 24, 2013, 3:07am

Comic relief from two actors who haven’t been funny or even amusing in what… over a decade? Maybe more? Sounds awesome.

RedVega · January 24, 2013, 3:07am

Both, Rocket Raccoon and Nova will be in the movie

RedVega · January 24, 2013, 3:09am

What if I just changed the title to Guardians of the Galaxy movie update thread?

Matriarch · January 24, 2013, 3:14am

He has been everything else.

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dab00g · January 24, 2013, 3:51am

Jim Carrey is an awesome actor fuck you.

Carrey should be voicing rocket racoon and sandler should be saying “i am groot” the whole movie

Wellman · January 24, 2013, 5:11am

Don’t mind Carrey but Adam Sandler is a weird choice, even if they take the subject matter in a comedic route.

As long as neither of them are Drax or Peter Quill, I’m good.

makmak · January 24, 2013, 7:37am

He appears later in the movie to provide morale boost while the GG are getting a beatdown from Thanos.
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CrystalCore · January 24, 2013, 7:43am

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4675953264558135&pid=15.1

Amazing that Dr. Strange hasn’t gotten his movie yet.

CTG · January 24, 2013, 8:50am

Unless I’ve missed something… there’s never been any mention of Nova being in the movie.

And LOL @ RockBogart maiming this thread. I do agree though, GotG isn’t nearly popular enough for it to have it’s own GD thread given the movie is still a year away and doesn’t even have the lead role filled yet. If you want to discuss anything newsworthy about it, check out the Marvel Comics Thread:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/t/marvel-comics-thread/23029page-171#post-7931799

Wasted · January 24, 2013, 2:44pm

Wrong, complete bullshit.

Raccoon’s UMVC3 voice needs be hired for this.

Neither Sandler nor Carrey can do a British accent for twats.

voodazz · January 24, 2013, 5:28pm

The last time Sandler made me laugh was Happy Gilmore. The dude basically plays himself in every movie with a goofy accent a middle schooler would do. Even his more “serious” movies, he’s just so… bland (I shudder thinking about RR talking like the Waterboy)
Ah, well I’m obviously in the minority since this guy has made millions with this recycled gimmick.

Missing_Person · January 24, 2013, 5:38pm

A serious movie…with a talking raccoon?

SMH

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