Everyday when I wake up, I’m crushed with depression to see another morning, saddened that I didn’t die during the night because I don’t have the courage to put me out of my shameful misery myself.
Carpet Lint’s willpower: -2
LOL, I think I finally understand this thread though.
At first I was thinking why DC or anyone would put out a rating scale on something so ridiculous as willpower - I thought it was some lame column like the type Wizard used to do. But I think I vauguely recognize the scale now…
I think it may be from the old DC roleplaying game. Like table top - paper and pencil, Dungeons & Dragons style. And willpower was one of the character attributes, which explains why there’s an empirical numbering system for it.
I hope that’s what it is, because otherwise I’m going to look like a huge fruit if it isn’t.
I’m not even going to lie here - I experimented very briefly with this stuff back when I was a misguided youth in Grade 5. I’m not proud of it, and I’m hoping that we can just accept it and move on. One of our friends got a hold of the RPG sourcebook, and admittedly it was really fun to make characters. …we just didn’t have anyone to think up campaigns for us, so we never played. We just made a bunch of characters.
It’s cool though - you get a set amount of “HERO POINTS” to build your character with, and you buy superpowers and skill points (ie. willpower) and all that crap with them. And if you went into debt with your HERO POINTS, you could buy “drawbacks” which were like weaknesses (ie. weakness to kryptonite) that would credit you with additional HERO POINTS.
I exploited the system. Like you could have a weakness to a certain type of material or substance, and depending on how common it was, you would be awarded more points. For example, kryptonite is very rare so you only got a couple points back. But like…wood or the colour yellow, for example (like Sentinel and Green Lantern) were really common, so you got tons of points back. So I had this one character that was like suspectible to like styrofoam, which I successfully argued was really common. It didn’t fit in with the rest of the character at all and I couldn’t explain it, but it was still awesome.
You could also buy like “loss of sense” or something as a drawback, and I think they were envisioning like Daredevil’s lack of sight or Echo’s lack of hearing or something when they designed it. Instead, we all had lack of smell and taste, which gave us the same amount of points, but aren’t exactly actual weaknesses in a superhero comic book context.
…anyway, enough with that dumb stuff. Let’s just accept that I did all sorts of weird shit I regret in my sorid past, and move on.
Batman definitely has the most willpower out of anyone though. You think it’s easy training for 20 hours a day, building new inventions 10 hours a day, and spying on other heroes for 30 hours a day? Add in the daily 2 hours of sleep and all the hours he spends as managing Wayne Enterprises and banging hot supermodels…I mean you think it’s his superpower to live 83 hour days versus a regular man’s 24 hour days? That’s ALL SKILL, BABY.
Superman just wakes up in the morning, takes in some sun, and boom - he’s got the strength to lift split a planet in half with a punch.
Batman wakes up and he’s just a normal guy. He’s gotta go on the treadmill and run a bit, maybe do some free weights - you know, all that. How often do you comic book nerds work out? You can’t even imagine the sheer power of will I have to exert whenever I need to lift myself off the couch and away from another Legally Blonde marathon on TBS whenever I go running. Now think of that…but multiplied like ten thousand times over, because Batman’s physical training regiment is probably like a 100 times tougher than mine, and his life is like 100 times better to live in than mine.
I think that’s all that needs to be said on the Batman vs. Superman willpower debate.