Gouken Frustration Thread, Go ahead let it out!

No, I just do it raw. I practiced it for a week offline and I try not to play online at all anymore if I can help it. Playing online is seriously the most frustrating thing in the world to me now, especially after I got time warner speed boost, the irony being that my connection is total shit after I got it.

Damn Son!!! We only practice safe sex around here… LOL

Two frames is pretty easy…

BTW for 2012, if you jump in with a dj.hk you can do st.hk > st.mp on Akuma, I’m too lazy to try it out on anyone else.

I just played a few games online and I am completely frustrated and screaming at my TV. Missed so much shit… Seriously fuck TIme Warner and online. It was so nice being ignorant of how lag affected the game.

That’s because a lot of them do. He has a wide variety of normals with a lot of functions but on an individual basis, they are generally slow to start up, slow to recover and the cancelable ones lack range. Oh and they have huge hurt boxes. A lot of his hurt boxes actually extend further out than his hitboxes, making his normals very easy to hit him out of.

haven’t played for 25 days cause my account got hacked by the fifa thing. I fucking suck so bad right now. Not like I was any good anyway.

You wonder how ascending to the next level makes you worse or why you would willingly give up shit liek being able to FADC or throw air fireballs.

Or to Vortex effectively.

I think it is like a high school quarter back 15 years after the fact. He might have a nice corner office and a fancy car but he can’t do what he did in the good ol’ days.

Best analogy.

Why is Gouken so old and Akuma isn’t.
Aren’t they brothers of roughly the same age?

Satsui No Hado is like anti wrinkle cream?

“I’ll never stop saying Satsui No Hado. Satsui No Hado. Satsui No Hado. Satsui No Hado. Makes my teeth white.” ~Akuma Mooney

Haven’t you ever noticed how scrunched up and twisted akumas face is? Besides that, Akuma is known to be the younger brother(though I don’t know if anyone knows by how much)

maybe fake dying and having your spirit wander outside of it isn’t is good for the body as is advertised on the local channels.

Only a couple of centuries younger surely.
Not even a millenia.

Anyone ever wonder why Gouken has no nipples?

Maybe because they never finished making him and had to rush him to make their deadline.

Incorrect.

When Akuma does his raging demon it’s actually 25 purple nurples. Of death.

:eek:

Akuma is the Booty Warrior… Guess what happens when he turns out the lights…

“I like ya, and I want cha…” (Funny and disturbing at the same time)

Go to 1:32 for the Spoiler.

…Im a “woh-yah” too let that be knOAwn

You probs got hit by reversal [cannon spike?] normally it isnt an armor breaker