Going to a nude beach in a couple of days, need advice

[irl_II_Wilson]

bonerific thread

[Javid]

OP, looks like you’re gonna have a very hard day…

[orka]

You know, whenever I got hard down there, I would always solve math problems in my head. It was enough to keep ol’ Jimmy down for a little while.

I would probably end up counting boobs, which will not work. Unless there are banana boobs, old boobs or fat chick boobs in front of me.

[The_Iron_Ninja]

Nude pics of your cousins or it didn’t happen.

[Nini_Heart]

requesting cousin pics too.

[piskooooo]

Build a sand castle over your dick.

Get kids to help.

[Mizuki]

“Whoops I inserted myself into my fine cousins and came all inside them whatever will I do I guess I just gotta eat shit and have down syndrome kids”

[TheBirdLives]

bonerific thread

You can’t stop him saying it!!

On topic: Yeah, let it stand on its own one foot. Fuck the boner haters.

[Rhio2k]

I would probably end up counting boobs, which will not work. Unless there are banana boobs, old boobs or fat chick boobs in front of me.

1970’s-style torpedo tits need to make a comeback.

[Dramatix]

Personally, I feel 95% of the people at a nude beach are senior citizens who don’t give a fuck about letting everything hang out.

You will not get a boner. If you do, well…

[orka]

1970’s-style torpedo tits need to make a comeback.

I like me some Virginia Bell yea (although I think that was the 50’s)

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[nameingway]

I dunno what I’m going to do keep my shit down. I have some left over Oxy from when I fucked up my leg last year; should I pop some of that to keep penis in check? But thing is that there only 4 or 5 pills left, so how do I keep a boner down naturally.

pain killers actually don’t make your dick soft and you don’t randomly get “oxies” from leg injuries, they stopped making those a long time ago and were replaced with pandas (opana). so unless you wanted to rock a mega boner the entire time, i would advise against consuming any amount of pk.

[Kayroh]

I’ve always pictured my grandma naked

…Just don’t get her pregnant

[Starhammer]

Pics of chicks with ass. Get them or Never Return Here.

-Starhammer-

[Rhio2k]

Personally, I feel 95% of the people at a nude beach are senior citizens who don’t give a fuck about letting everything hang out.

Those are the same dudes that walk around in gym locker rooms bare-ass naked, not really doing much of anything. You never see them enter the gym, you never see them leave. You never see them outside of the locker room, for that matter. It’s like they LIVE there.

[Tom_Goes_to_the_Ma]

pain killers actually don’t make your dick soft and you don’t randomly get “oxies” from leg injuries, they stopped making those a long time ago and were replaced with pandas (opana). so unless you wanted to rock a mega boner the entire time, i would advise against consuming any amount of pk.

actually, i looked throug my med cab and found out that it was hydro/apap (vikes). and i didn’t even get it from a broken leg, just tooth extractions

[Rabbit2k7]

Stand in the water.

[Dramatix]

Those are the same dudes that walk around in gym locker rooms bare-ass naked, not really doing much of anything. You never see them enter the gym, you never see them leave. You never see them outside of the locker room, for that matter. It’s like they LIVE there.

Can’t they be naked at home?

[Don_Barracuda]

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/never-nude.jpg

it’s gonna be a bunch of overweight OAP’s, i’d be surprised if you ever managed to get a boner again.

have fun

[Black_Jesus]

dig a hole and use enough sunscreen on your back

Put sunscreen in the hole and fuck it until your dick goes down.