Going to a nude beach in a couple of days, need advice

[Starhammer]

Jerk it, yank it, do it, makes us;
Softer, better!, flaccid shorter.

I’m sitting here choking on water thanks to that.

-Starhammer-

[NickRocks]

jerk off 3 times before going to the beach

[Super_Rob64]

Just tie it to your leg like everybody else.

[Starhammer]

1970’s-style torpedo tits need to make a comeback.

“We can rebuild them. We have the technology…”

“Whoops I inserted myself into my fine cousins and came all inside them whatever will I do I guess I just gotta eat shit and have down syndrome kids”

…And move down south.

-Starhammer-