I LOL’D
I’ve always pictured my grandma naked
If you flex you dick it will make it go away eventually. It works. Try it.
Okay okay, to be fair, no trolling, depending which beach you go to, if it’s all public and shit, don’t worry.
You’re going to be overwhelmed by everyone being naked, the last thing in your mind will not allow you to have a boner. Even if you see a fine ass chic (90% chance, you wont), you’ll notice everyone else around you and it’ll cancel out your boner. What do I mean by that? Well, no one’s body is perfect.
In other words: the solution will fix itself once you’re there.
And since it’s your first time, you might be too worried about yourself than anything else. Even if a 10/10 walks by, you wouldn’t know what to think to get you up. And judging from your original post, I’d say you have nothing to worry about due to your personality.
Unless you’re super fat, then in that case, prepare for the time of your life.
now that is a hilarious image
Dude: “HHHHNNNNNN GO AWAY!!!”
dick gets huger and huger
“Someone stop that man!”
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
children scarred for life
Don’t trust a man with a MLP avatar
Finally a decent troll thread and quite a few took the bait, bravo.
My advice…bring a girl.
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I hate motherfuckers like Orochizoolander. Come in trying to fuck up a funny thread so he can be the first one to point out a troll. Fuckin’ buster. That shit is on the same level as posting “first” in a thread.
^ Would it be like posting “first” if I said I read how much you ate that in the GD improvement thread? Believe it or not I do think a tiny but before I post, what do I need to put =P at the end of every post to spell shit out for you?
I more imagine this happening:
“Wow, that gal is hoooooot~” /thought: "Oh no, boner! Think unsexy thoughts!"
looks at a random fat man
“WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING?!”
I dont even understand what you just said/wrote/typed.
I hate this naturalist people. Being naked is perfectly natural but getting a fuckin’ raging huge mega boner is not? COME ON!
I say rock a boner and see how long it takes to get busted.
LOL one for each ball right?
Boner cancels are coming next KOF, believe it.
Can’t you just go in the water and wack off when the boner comes to town?
think of the zima guy
I think if you wack the bad boy before going to the nude beach, you will not be as horny, because you already had your “moment.” unless you are SUPER horny all the time and get multiple hard-on throughout the day… I dunno then
yeah so we can blame the whales and not him for “salty ocean water?”
Lols.
i’ve always wondered what happens when a guy gets a hard one while attending a nude beach and if anyone ever has S.E.X at those things.
just make sure you look gud. 
use your towel and disguise your boner as flagpole.
no one will notice. promise.