the problem with my penis is that cooling it off usually gets it all hard and shit. aside from that, i’m too sexy so whenever i look at myself i get an erection.
plus, it is common for nudists to take their children to the beach. apparently, naturist culture is family friendly, and not about sex,
I’ve never been to a nude beach or anything of the sort myself, but it was my understanding that it’s meant as a strictly non-sexual experience. That’s not to say that I don’t understand that random boners and the like just “happen”, but I’d definitely recommend doing your best to remove any sexual thoughts or desires from the equation.
Are you gay? Do heterosexual dudes usually get aroused looking at their own naked body?
My advice is to wear swim trunks.
Picture a really old, fat women with saggy, wrinkled tits. That always does the trick.
"The second biggest problem is that I get a boner whenever I see happy naked white people, "
I guess this part is the most confusing to me,…I suggest avoiding the beach,…and probably public all together.
Remember your going to be around naked cousins of yours, that should put it down. And if it makes it worse call Maury.
I figure that most nude beaches/colonies consist of people who have no business being nude in public, so you’re probably good to go.
How can you be charged for getting an erection, though? Sometimes it just happens.
bust two nuts right before you go two the beach. now you have a high chance of no boner:tup: the only problem would be if you start to think about poking every woman you see(even the ugly bitches) on the beach, not because you want to, but because they’re all nude and only 1-20 feet away.
Practice being naked in your house or some shit. The problem is most likely that getting naked is, for any number of reasons, inherently exciting for you. If you want to stop getting aroused every time you take off your clothes, just do your best to normalize nudity and make it as boring as being fully clothed is.
Buy a skin coloured body suit. Attach fake penis and pubic hair. Youre good!
Spend a lot of time in the water, and keep your penis away from the children.
Just practice pinching your penis at base to cut off blood flow. Its hard and uncomfortable at first, but with time, everything becomes easier. 3 or 4 hours a day sounds like a lot, but is a rewarding, life long skill. A lot of people are fans of the penis noose technique, where you just tie a loose knot around your shaft with some shoe string or whatever, cut a hole in your pants, lace the string through and then when you feel arousal, just yank really hard. Yeah it works, but its not as versatile, an erection can strike at any moment, and its sad to live in fear of one, nervously palming your safety cord… And yes, there are plenty of tools and gimmicks people are willing to sell you, pumps, bands, shock collars, whatever,. But honestly?, Free gripping is one of, if not THE best technique for anytime when you feel your erection could compromise your integrity. Job interviews, funerals, kiddie pools etc. and you have the benefit of not having to cut holes in your pockets…I mean noosing or banding is great, but in a lot of those situations you get pretty sweaty anyway and it just slips off. Its better to practice and be reliant on your own technique rather than devices and gimmicks.
If you manage to get arrested for incident exposure at a nude beach, I’d rack that up as a life achievement. I say go for it man. Bring back proof in a form of a citation or pics, and I’ll send you enough money to buy you a beer. Cheers!
PS. If you seriously want to avoid getting a boner, just beat your dick until it turns purple. After you bust like 10 nuts, I’d be surprised if you could get chubbies for the next couple of days.
THIS THREAD IS STUPID!!!
I’ve been to a nude beach. 95% of the people who are naked are people you would never want to see naked. Try to ignore the other 5%.
Shave your junk… Will make it look bigger…
Yeah, just beat that shit for like 20 times before you go and then get fucking wasted there will be no boners in sight.
i’ve heard flexing some other muscle in your body makes boners go away
have yet to try it
so try flexing your biceps brother
Don’t worry about boners. People that engage in public nudity are almost always ugly.