Georgia Mom impresses NRA with 83% accuracy

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/nra-gun-control-debate_n_2443918.html

Melinda Herman hit the intruder, Paul Ali Slater, 5 of 6 times when he found the mother and her children hiding in the home. Somehow he managed to survive, get back to his SUV and drive away but not far. When deputies found him, Paul said “help me, I’m dying”. (DailyUK)

NRA is pleased.

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Can’t believe the guy survived!

and now watch her get sued because of his injuries. 5/6 shots and no kill? seems like she needs to train some more :coffee:

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Must have been the bullet that missed that allowed the zombie to get away. Mom will have to train harder if she wants a 100% hit ratio.

Pfft. The woman probably had a 25 caliber girly pistol. That round can barely break glass.

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how does homeboys street cred fare in this situation? on one hand, he survived 5 gunshots. on the other hand, they were shot by a housewife.

Why’s it matter who shot him. Bullets work the same regardless of who’s pulling the trigger.

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That’s very nice and logical but no one actually thinks that. To his homeboys, he’s the nigga who got sprayed by a soccer mom :rofl: His rep is done

The nerve of this guy pleading to the soccer mom to stop defending her children and then telling police he is dying because of a mere flesh wound.

Disgraceful.

sheeit, that nigga lucky as fuck.

come in my house… he wouldn’t make it the SUV, no no…:nono:

YOU’RE GONNA DIE NIGGA! YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!! MAHAHAHA!

ARE YOU SCARED YET? NO? I’M GONNA CUT OFF YOU’RE BALLS! NIGGA GIMMIE THEM FUCKIN’ PANTS! MAHAHAHA!

AND THEN… I’LL PUT YA HEAD IN THE MICROWAVE! BRAIN SPLATTER!! MAHAHAHA!

LAUGH WITH ME!! MAHAHAHA! :badboy:

Is it just me or does no one else ever see white people in the news for B&E?
Occasionally I’ll see a Mexican but more often than not it’s a 16-40 year old black male.

Hard to live down a stereotype when so many of your own race only serve to reinforce it.

Eh, it’s just like white and asian males dominating the mass shooting market.

No, seriously, though.

5/6 shots and no kill?

Were they all center of mass?

Did they say what caliber?

I mean, he was able to get shot and run away, so they HAD to be center of mass, but he didn’t pass out from the pain or blood loss, so it couldn’t be center of mass?

Someone halp.

Wow what a stupid racist thing to say.

You’re even trying to justify your racism by pointing at a news article and saying “See? I’m right! Black people love to break and enter”. It also fucking annoys the shit out of me everytime people like you want me to be ashamed that a guy who shares the same skin tone as me has done something stupid. I have no clue what race you are and really I dont give a shit but this right down here is an excellent point:

Even though this is actually true, nobody profiles white or asian people as mass shooters. Maybe stop and think about why that is and maybe you’ll stop being so stupid.

Finally, just because you don’t see the news reporting other races stealing things from other people, doesn’t mean it’s not happening. This news report has NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK PEOPLE AT ALL. It’s about some lady who shot some asshole trying to rob her. That’s it.
You’re an idiot and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I am…I think I got this confused.

Because current profiles of mass shooters if not seen are white people.

The DC police were legit surprised when the DC shooter turned out to be black.

DailyUK says Melinda used a .38 revolver hitting the intruder in the face and neck. Telling you this guy is a zombie.

Well that’s surprising. Still, the 38 round isn’t exactly known for its stopping power, in fact its performance is somewhat unpredictable which is why police departments ditched it for the 9mm, 40 cal, etc.
Having said that, this dude is extremely lucky surviving normally fatal wounds.

Feel bad for the lady. Asshole can sue.

5 bullets and he’s still alive? pfft. what a scrub. Reminds me of this:
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Daily Mail, a credible source for information