Genius Injects Viagra Into Penis - Hilarity Ensues

[SoVi3t]

This is what happens if you inject 'viagra' into your PENIS

A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly EXPLODED when he injected it with ‘Viagra’.

The terrified victim - who understandably wants to remains anonymous - had to have ‘stupendous amounts’ of blood pumped from his manhood after his lusty experiment went horribly wrong.

And unbelievably the foolhardy Lothario, 31, who goes by the username soreck**, says he will do it again just as soon as he recovers.

The cautionary tale came to light on the social media site Reddit.

His story began when he and his wife, 27, decided to try swinging - and enjoyed it thoroughly.

But the budding love god had a problem - his stamina didn’t match his ambition.

He posted: "I got a little greedy.

[Don_Barracuda]

It was too hard to handle

http://www.talkweather.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/rimshot.gif

[ThePurpleBunny]

And boom goes the dynamite.

[Manx]

That’s pretty fucking hardcore right there.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

In b4 someone drops “blood sausage” in the [unpopular food opinons](The Official Unpopular Food Opinions Thread thread

[axeman61]

His dick tried a suicide bombing and he wants to do that shit again? Just let him bleed out next time.

[BigDewey]

He sadly thought his plan was completely rock-solid…

Spoiler

…but it almost blew-up in his face.

[crucades]

His name was Lothario… couldnt get it up?

[Easilyn]

I wonder what stamina has to do with viagra. It adds more bursts or something?I’m tired, let me inject this into my dick to stay awake.
Oh dear god these niggas. Where, is the green tea.

[Magegg]

This reminds of the guy who injected cocaine into his penis.

Spoiler: No good results

[J-ride]

They make a drug called caverject that can be injected into the penis if viagra and similar drugs don’t work. This guy is going to end up permanently dismembering himself. B)

[AirLancer]

His name was Lothario… couldnt get it up?

His name wasn’t actually Lothario.

[rcaido]

This brings back bad memories thanks asshole…

[J-ride]

I wonder what stamina has to do with viagra. It adds more bursts or something?I’m tired, let me inject this into my dick to stay awake.
Oh dear god these niggas. Where, is the green tea.

Most porn actors use viagra, it will give you inhuman stamina, rebound superior to that of a your teen years and a larger erection. The only issue is that if you have an erection for too long it can cause permanent damage and it may increase your risk of melanoma for some unknown reason.

[KimuraLOX]

I read the title as Hilary ensues at first.

I still blame her. Fuck her.

[SNAAAAKE]

thought viaga works AS IS?

why do you even need it when you are 31…

[Easilyn]

Sometimes I wonder why viagra is needed when 5 hour energy exists. I mean wtf…5 hour energy. Then you don’t run the risk of creating a NUT Totem.
No palm trees, no nothin. Then again I’m 20, what do I know about that type of shit

Inhumane stamina, them niggas crazy. 5 hour energy, but you need something that not only probably gives you more than 5 hours of energy, but it involves a needle, your NUTS and TOTEMKIN, nope.Nope. Where’s the green tea again.

Coffee did enough. That redbull shit did enough. that tiny ass 5 hour energy did too much. Viagra gives all them side effects, means it shouldn’t be taken by humans period.

[SNAAAAKE]

if I am tired I just pop a 200mg caffeine pill. thats my 5hourenergy for…$0.13

[bypostman]

Hope the sex was worth it :#

[SoVi3t]

Hope the sex was worth it :#

In the dude’s defence, his woman was setting him up with near infinite pussy, I’d probably go to extreme lengths when my dick inevitably broke down.

if I am tired I just pop a 200mg caffeine pill. thats my 5hourenergy for…$0.13

How do those caffeine pills work? I wanna try to find something that isn’t actual coffee or redbull/monster/etc to keep me up during my shifts.