Gaming Turds. Aka SNAAAAKE's mom shouldn't feed him so much fiber

General Discussion
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Solid Snake: a poop that slithers out of your ass undetected.

Kirby: a discolored, almost cartoonish looking shit, likely the result of eating vegetables.

Mass Effect: a shit of such monumental proportions that you fear the fate of the universe could be at stake.

Molyneux: a shit that grumblings in your stomach lead you to believe will be substantial and significant, but when it comes, it’s actually quite disappointing.

Schafer: a shit that you’re personally really impressed with, but when you show your friends, for whatever reason, they’re not as dazzled as they should be.

King Koopa: a shit that feels like you’re giving birth to some kind of horned reptile, usually the result of eating Doritos.

Kratos: a shit that feels like your stomach has vengefully declared war on you. To avoid this, stay away from spicy food.

Starcraft 2: a shit that you’ve been on the verge of taking for what seems like forever

Duke Nukem: a shit that evades you. You feel it coming and sit down… and nothing happens. This can go on literally for days or even weeks.

Fallout 3: a shit that is so epic and lengthy that you feel exhausted, but somehow accomplished, by the end of it.

Just Cause 2: a shit that is brought about by a relatively small meal, but that takes an inordinate amount of time to evacuate. Afterwards, you feel like you’ve completed a gastro-intestinal marathon.

Heavy Rain: A very uncomfortable and liquidy shit. Most likely the result of taking anti-depressants such as Zoloft, which causes you to have diarrhea (common side effect).

Force Unleashed: a shit that explodes out of your ass. Not to be confused with the Mass Effect.

Resident Evil 5: an explosive shit that has a specific trajectory upon leaving your anus. This shit will recolor your toilet black/brown.

Dead Rising: a shit that has an intolerably foul order to it. Can be combined with any of the above shits.

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Shit Fighter IV -A very slow & painful shit coming out of your ass w/ glitter on it.

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Just Cause 2 also sounds like a shit that after you take a shower your body goes “hey, fuck you, your gonna take a shit now idgaf if you finished scrubbing your ass!”

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Tetris: I just shat out a T-block. Upside down.

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How much did you have to sift in order to find the glitter?

As I see it.

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The glitter was at the very front, look pretty at first…

Then they decided to add corn & nuts on it & now it hurts when you poop.

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Mario Bros: the same shit you generally take every day. Sometimes something new might be found in it, like frog legs, or animal tails, or vegetation (mushrooms, flowers, etc), but overall, still generally boring. Not as fun as when you were younger and these shit’s were much newer to you. Also, sometimes a green version comes along with it

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A whole thread about doing poos?? Really guys? Really?

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Thread of the year.
LOL at Tetris.

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I shit them Super Turbos

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good shit along w/ your AV! haha

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Frogger - Lots of different shapes of floating logs

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subscribing to legendary thread.

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Street Fighter III 2nd Impact - Just when you think your done, here comes a new challenger!

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Superman 64 - The evacuation of every ounce of shit in your bowels upon death via electric chair.

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Metal Gear Solid 2: You think you’re about to take a nice solid shit (or even the afforementioned Solid Snake), then WHAM. You get surprised with a longer, almost feminine, case of diarrhea that leaves you perplexed at the end

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Pun intended?

Sega 32X - An unexpected bowel movement, one that is unannounced and horridly rushed out. Usually preceded by a fart (Sega CD). Usually leads to disappointment and great embarrassment, as you have just pooped your pants.

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Of related interest.

This chart is to this thread as Joseph Campbell’s basic plots are to all of storytelling, including games.

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Classy :tup:

Legendary thread.