Gaming Turds. Aka SNAAAAKE's mom shouldn't feed him so much fiber

General Discussion
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Bioshock? -the sudden shock to the body when the shit is so large it creates a big splash of cold toilet water up your ass…

Crackdown? – when the shit dribbles down your crack, of course… this is the unfortunate scenario that may occur as a result of a shitty fart…a fart with a “bonus prize inside”, basically. Sometimes the dingleberry continues to hang there though, like it found all the agility orbs and maxed out that stat.

Vaporware – that shit that supposedly came out…you even felt it, perhaps…but you look back into the toilet and it’s gone…nothing remains…not even a skidmark. It’s phantom-shit. Also, you go to wipe and there’s no trace there either. (elsewhere, Aizen Sosuke smirks.)

The Abobo, or the Donkey Kong— big ass BUFF shit that is way too large to come out of your ass without causing great pain. I guess this could also be like the “The Brute Shot”, or the Big Daddy.

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Sonic the Hedgehog - The runniest, fastest shit you’ll ever take and afterwards you feel like you just sat on a cactus.

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Third Strike - when you get food poisoning

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LMAO!!
That shit had me laughing, good shit ;o

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Earthworm Jim - Whoa Nellie, shit so bad white worms are coming out your feces!

Time Crisis - Got 60 seconds to complete your mission, so your date dont think you’re taking a shit when you go to the bathroom.

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Final Fantasy XIII: Feels so good, but it looks so bad.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Comes out so fast, you wont even realize you took a shit.

Dead Space: a shit which you feel you must clench your asshole as it comes out to dismember it due to it being rather lengthy and/or large.

Halo shit: A shit that isn’t that great, but it when yuo flush it, it regenerates itself after a few seconds and everyone is impressed.

GTA4: a complicated slavic shit which has killed people, smuggled people, and sold people. maybe in the toilet things will be different…

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Undertale = PURE DOO DOO juice

Credit to Million

so Undertale = the type of movement that’s liquid only-- searches above. diarrhea is there already. Gotta cross this out.

Undertale =/= the type of weird food recommend place that people have no details about why its so good but when you try it you just pee out your butt. Straight, doo doo juice.

[list]
[*]Undertale = The type of murky mixed poo with too much stuff in it like corn/tomato or pepper skins that wasn’t made very good in the first place.

[*]SFA3 - The type of poo that didn’t stay on the bottom of the bowl but went all the way up to the top of the water from infinite juggle limits

[*]MVC3 - The type of poo that you thought was gonna stay down but it floats to the top like a teleport or carry from one corner to the other corner from endless OTG and continues moving around the toilet even when new poo gets tagged in[/list]

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Lol