#GamerGate: Keepin' Journos Honest

Just watched the SVU show. It dramatized everything to an insane degree.

While terrible, if you look at it as complete satire then it gets even more hysterical.

My sides hurt from laughing last night. I literally cannot even lean forward.

That was so glorious and the only ones pissed off about it are anti-Gamergate. Well, and Oliver, but he makes good points. The irony of Kotaku slamming Kotaku and company’s narrative is delicious.

And in other news, Ash cites an anti-gamergate source (people gave up on PixieJennie masquerading as a neutral a long time ago) and completely misses the point about why “Gamers are Dead” was so bad.

Yeah, that episode was really bad, lol. Wasn’t it being touted as the final nail in the GG coffin? Now look at it, it’s the laughing stock of the internet. Some people on KiA mentioned that it has to be satire, like, the writers actually took it to the extremes of what the antis claim GG is about to show them just how stupid it is. I mean, maybe that’s not the case, but like, now everyone and their grammaws get to see just how fucking stupid it is.

I watched a full 20 mins, got bored and was frankly disgusted by what was on the screen. Then I saw the supercut, and was like, wow… just too funny how bad it is. I mean, in the first five minutes, we have 2 guys make fun of a girl for being… wait for it. A girl. Like…

Ok, I mean, seriously. How many dudes into gaming wouldn’t want a nice, attractive girl to game with? How many dudes would do anything to have a girl developer give them attention? It’s like, all those times a girl’s dad warned her about horny young men only wanting to get into her panties and to watch out, like, that sage advise is not real? Because young males are too busy playing games and hating girls? If that’s the case, I feel really bad for Kleenex’s stock value right now.

Anyone remember the old “fingerpoke of doom” that led to the death of WCW? This was in essence the fingerpoke of doom for the misogynist/“gamers hate females in gaming” narrative because people can see how bad and unrealistic it is.

“They leveled up”…I was done after that.

@tataki I can’t believe the actors and actresses were able to say even half of that stuff with a straight face. I know the one who plays detective Benson ( Malllissa Hakarthy I think? ) must’ve thought to herself “This is fuckkng stupid, like really? We’re actually taking this seriously? Oh well I still get paid”

Yeah, that was what, 7 minutes into it? Who on earth would almost get raped and say “they leveled up” when asked what happened? It doesn’t even make any sense. It’s so poorly written. What is level up supposed to mean? Is that supposed to be some kind of “gamer” slang for popp’n a boner? Raging wood? Rockin’ hard? Mad erection? Shit, next time a woman asks me if I’m ready to pound it, I’m going to say, “yeah, I’m all leveled up!” or “not ready yet, let me level up!”

Oh! Oh!!

The souls games! They’re metaphors for sperm! And the more I level up, the more raging hard my dick is!

“Demon’s Sperms”
“Dark Sperms”
“Dark Sperms 2”

Shit, how many sperms did I fucking farm just to make my stats level up? Man, I feel so gay now. Now I want to know what Estus is. I bet it’s a metaphor for semen. Sheeeeeeeeiiit. My masculinity is in question! It’s misandry! The developers are misandrists! Misandry in gaming!!

That exists.

This shit needs to be satire, otherwise i don’t see how the writter thought it made sense at all.
What i fin hilarious is that they
A ) Used made up names for stuff like the deep web/tor project, 4/8chan, etc, yet drop named kotaku
B ) Portrayed the damsel in distress with qualities that neither Anita, Zoe or Brianna have shown at any moment around the controversy

I always miss the good shit, but then again I was out at a friend’s doing other mess.

Oliver was mad at the journalists posting “shocked” articles about the episode, while it’s the exact narrative they themselves pushed. Now that they see their imaginary story unfolding infront of them they may have realized how stupid it actually looks.

It’s hilarious how they wanted to present her as good and likable so they made her the exact opposite of the LWs.

Holy shit that supercut had me dying.

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1423766271215.jpg

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/nxkih3.jpg.gif

I couln’t help it

I just watched that supercut…hey they made the main gamer guy thin and good looking so that’s cool. Also gamers used to be characterized as fat,lazy basement dwelling neckbeards but now we’re organized,resourceful handsome rapist terrorist.

People have died because of gamergate. Don’t ask for actual proof of that, you misogynist!

https://i.imgur.com/H1SYMCA.png

BTW baph is no more. The mod was selling social security numbers or something so hotwheels kicked him out and closed the board.

Why are the names redacted? Niggas need to be held accountable for their stupidity.

Because as much as we all would like that, the last thing we needs is bait for trolls to give ammo to the antis.

…wait

http://i.imgur.com/1me2OCm.jpg

It all makes sense now smh

God, Ice-T made that worth watching. I can’t help but laugh at the puns.
And the disparity between their LW expy and the actual LWs is hilarious. You have an accomplished Indian-American developer who initially balked at the threats she received in the episode. In reality, we have white women who exist on the very fringes of the industry and conflate criticism with harassment.

Like seriously, the only thing that would have made it better is if McIntosh dive kicked the leader during the final standoff and said “It’s about ethKICKs in your face”.

This is so crazy, it had to have been written by a pro-GG staff member.

When I hear anita and women like her talk about sexism in gaming and "rape culture"I can’t help but think these women are projecting some kinky rape fantasy onto the gaming community.