Let’s look at Nintendo’s “killer” first party Wii games.
Super Mario Galaxy is great. Solid platforming, sharp controls, and one of the few games I’m totally okay playing with a Wiimote. Super Mario Galaxy 2 was also well-made, though unlike the first, the second set of 120 stars was not fun at all.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is mediocre at best. Ignore the multiplayer collision nonsense, ignore the lack of a level editor which hackers conjured up very soon after: the level design was bleh, relying on the “oh look our level editor lets us move terrain via what looks like a super easy-to-use interface BUT WE’RE NOT GIVING IT OUT TO THE PUBLIC WE ARE NINTENDO” gimmick. I’d rather play any NES Mario game over this.
DKCR was bought and sold in like a span of two weeks. No playable Diddy unless in multiplayer. Level design like something out of a Dimps Sonic, encouraging speeding through the levels instead of taking time to enjoy the damn game.
Kirby’s Epic Yarn needed a difficulty selector and a Hard difficulty, but is otherwise solid. It handled the multiplayer much better than either NSMBW and DKCR. Interesting and cool lack of life bar/lives, but getting hit lots means no unlocking the game’s secrets. More fun than I thought it would be.
I still didn’t play Other M, and I’m not going to. 3D action game with an NES controller and I’ve seen enough cutscenes to know what garbage the narrative is. Fuck it.
I might have played Skyward Sword if it didn’t force the bullshit waggle controls, which was a deal breaker with quite a few games I wanted to enjoy (Symphonia 2, Prime 3) but couldn’t because we still don’t have controller options.
Brawl had control options. That’s like one of its two positives. It’s a giant piece of shit otherwise. I wrote a Bitmob article about it. Read it! LOVE IT.
Twilight Princess was purchased on the GameCube so I could use a proper controller with it. I played up until the entrance to the first dungeon… and then stopped, bored out of my mind and not seeing what this game could do to entice me. I then played through Zelda 2 for the umpteenth time, which remains a solid title and woefully underrated. I also played Bastion, which is like a combat-heavy Zelda with way better mechanics and a more compelling story.
The Wii is where I first played the obscenely excellent Cave Story. Not a Nintendo first party title, but hey, that counts for something, right?
Kid Icarus Uprising was a STELLAR Wii game. Designed from the ground up with Wiimote and Nunchuk in mind, it was a massively entertaining shooter that I’M SO GLAD DIDN’T HAVE SOMETHING DUMB HAPPEN TO IT LIKE GETTING MOVED TO THE 3DS.
Fuck Nintendo. They have nothing to offer me.