Dander I don’t have a camera so you’ll have to imagine a turtle that’s the size 40 lb. peach with asparagus stuck into it for legs and the biggest shiznit piece of broccoli you’ve ever seen as the head…
…oh and the tail would prolly be just a 5 week old piece of dog feces that has been laid out in the sun forever sprinkled with glitter and sprayed with Calvin Klein cologne for about 5 minutes and then just superglued onto the back.
me and a friend once spray painted a bunch of dog shit in his backyard. I don’t think anyone has ever seen a turd glow, but add some metallic gold spray paint to a beastly shit and you got a museum quality showroom piece.