Favorite #SRKGD quotes

[Higher-Jin]

<epsilon_> damn im perm banned from#capcom
<epsilon_> wiz doesnt like me
> i hear alot of people are
> you make fun of mc ribs?
<epsilon_> yup
> don’t ever diss mc ribs
<epsilon_> fuck mc ribs
> he’s nut for those mc ribs
> never had em
> lol
> nuts
<epsilon_> im deliciousJ from last night btw
> LOL
that makes sense
> i was like
> hmm
<epsilon_> i already told you what they’re made out of
> 2 people
<OrangeCat> I;m going to go in there…and yell I HATE THE MCRIB!
> anti mc rib, banned from capcom
> LOL have fun being banned
> soooo
> what are they made of?
> penis or something?
<epsilon_> vagina actually
> …
> hahahaha
> i’m hungry
> later you guys
>
> jk
<epsilon_> lol
> that’s pretty funny

*meanwhile in #capcom

• OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has joined #capcom
  <OrangeCat> I HATE THE MCRIB!
• OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has left #capcom

<OrangeCat> There I did it.
> yea
> he did
> lol
> * OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has left #capcom
> did you get banned or leave?
<OrangeCat> I left
> lol
> i was going to yell
> YOU FOOL!
> lol
>
> or
> INFADEL!
> the wizard will have your head
> damn mc ribs
> lol
<epsilon_> lol
<epsilon_> wiz is mean
<epsilon_> well really all ops are mean
> really?
> that sucks
<epsilon_> ive never been perm banned though
<epsilon_> lets see, i think trag kinda likes me
<epsilon_> everyone else can usually stand me
<OrangeCat> The thingis…pig fuckers deservered to be banned.
<epsilon_> ski bannes me alot

*suddenly

• MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has joined #srkgd
  <MrWizard> orangecat
  <epsilon_> wix
  <epsilon_> wtf
  <OrangeCat> yeah?
  > LOL
  <epsilon_> let me back in dude
  <MrWizard> you are a schmuck
  > wizard
• MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has left #srkgd
  > HAhahahaha
  > ahahhha
  > ahha
  > oh
  > oh
  > too good
  <epsilon_> fucking bastar
  > hahahah
  <epsilon_> d
  > hahaha
  > lol
  <epsilon_> i hate that guy
  > the wizard had your head
  > lol
  > hahaha
  <epsilon_> if he didnt run srk
  <epsilon_> id flame him all the time
  <epsilon_> too bad i always go to srk
  > *whipes tear from eye
  > it’s true
  > he really does care about mc ribs
  > lol
  <OrangeCat> LOL my address is banned.
  <epsilon_> i guess i could use a proxy
  <epsilon_> and a different s/n
  > dude i coulda told you that was going to happen
  <epsilon_> i dont care that much though
  > LOL but i iddn’t think he’d really care
  > Hahhahaha
  > that’s too good man
  <OrangeCat> do NOT test the wizard.
  > lol
  > i’m going to post this up on herv
  <OrangeCat> I DEMAND EVERYONE GO INTO #CAPCOM AND DECLARE THEY HATE THE MCRIB
  > … LOL
  > you do it yourself
  <epsilon_> seriously
  > i aint’ getting banned
  >
  <epsilon_> lol
  <OrangeCat> I already did you mofo.
  <OrangeCat> and I gots banned.

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More on the subject of my banning:

<epsilon_> fight the power
> i know
<OrangeCat> it’s like a trial of fire.
> lol i was never much of a rebel
<OrangeCat> yeah I figured you to be a pussy.
> i wonder what will happen if i say mc ribs rock
<OrangeCat> a big orange pussy.
> yea that wont’ work on me
<epsilon_> he’ll still ban you
<epsilon_> lol
<OrangeCat> YOu’d prolly get modded.
> LOL
> hahahahhaha
> i’d like to say it
> but LOL i know what’ll happen
<OrangeCat> @HJ-Higher
> usually i’d do that to see what’ll happen
> bu ti already know
> i’m sorry oc
> sorry that happened
> but it’s pretty funny though right?
<OrangeCat> I’ll fucking kill you…at least kickban you.
<OrangeCat> KICKBAN YOUR ASS FROM MY CHANNEL.
> this is your channel?
> O_o
> you dont’ even have voice tho
> lol
<OrangeCat> No from another channel.
<OrangeCat> called “HigherJinwillbebanned”
> =/ i prolly would never go there
> seems like there’s already a anti me sentiment
> there
<OrangeCat> oh yeah, you’ll know your fate there.
> hmmm

*meanwhile

Now talking in #higherjinwillbebanned

*sees OrangeCat as the mod

> Heh heh heh O_o Hi?

#HigherJinWillBeBanned unable to join channel (address is banned)

> You bastard
<OrangeCat> HA HA HA…I got my revenge.
> i didnt’ think you’d actually make it
> lol
<OrangeCat> well I did.
<OrangeCat> you crazy ass mofo.
> i also didn’t think
> wizard would come here
> clal you a smuck and ban you
> but lol that happened to
<OrangeCat> I have that kinda charisma like that.
> lol

• YZS-BBL is now known as Youzansen
  > i’m going to get banned but you guys have to tell me how i can rejoin the channel later
  >
  > i’m going to ask the wizard if he was just looking for a excuse to ban you
  > or if he really likes mc ribs
  <OrangeCat> I think it’s the both.
  <OrangeCat> the mcribbage is merely a catalyste.
  <epsilon_> im fucking perm banned
  > that fucking sucks
  <epsilon_> that gay
  > LOL
  <epsilon_> i dont like wiz anymore
  <epsilon_> i used to think he was ok
  > hahaha
  > that is kinda bad
  <epsilon_> now im like uhh you perm ban me over a fucking shitty sandwich
  <epsilon_> so i dont really care
  <OrangeCat> HEY FUCK YOU…OR I’LL BAN YOU FROM #HIGHERJINWILLBEBANNED as well.
  <OrangeCat> althought that would not have quite the same effect.
  <OrangeCat> as opposed to say…banning you from #epsilonwillbebanned.
  <epsilon_> heh yeah
  <epsilon_> i only talk to skisonic and jinrai anyway
  <epsilon_> and sometimes choi
  <epsilon_> thats about it
  > i’m posting this at eleet speek
  <Angelw0rk> you are all gay
  <Angelw0rk> whos banned?
• kupal (~kenmaster@adsl-68-123-29-130.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has joined #srkgd
• kupal (~kenmaster@adsl-68-123-29-130.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has left #srkgd
  <OrangeCat> I am.
  <OrangeCat> from #capcom
  <OrangeCat> angel work…go in there and declare taht you hate the McRib.
  <OrangeCat> you’ll get modded.
  <OrangeCat> you see what I did was test Wizard’s patience by saying I love the Mcrib and think it rocks.
  <OrangeCat> but he don’t like that shit AT ALL>
  <epsilon_> i am too
  <Angelw0rk> lol
  <epsilon_> mcribs suck
  <epsilon_> fight the mcrib
  <Angelw0rk> i think i was banned years ago
  <Angelw0rk> is it on efnet?
  <epsilon_> yes
  <OrangeCat> was it about the same time you started to fuck pigs?
  <OrangeCat> because that could be a correlation.
  <epsilon_> i get banned by skisonic and wiz the most
  <OrangeCat> I don’t know…it’s just me.
  <epsilon_> this is the 1st time ive been permbanned though
  <Angelw0rk> your mother wouldnt like to her you talk about her like that

[System_1]

<OrangeCat> anal electricution in a fridge down the street, better go catch it.
<InfinityP> LOL

[Fenrir171]

<Javi> I hear Buktooth has a rash in a not-so nice place.
<Fenrir171> javi that was the most random comment ive ever seen…
<True_Tech> wtf
<ChoiBoy> Javi is a pimp
<gUMBy77> mexi pimp
<gUMBy77> get it right
<True_Tech> who is discussing buktooth’s rash like its a rumor
<@Buktooth> SHH
<ChoiBoy> buk is itching…
<@Buktooth> i got it from a certain relative of javi
<Fenrir171> hhahaha
<ParryPers> LOL

and…

[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: your getting married?
[11:58am] <epsilon_> “rushdown” doesnt win tourneys
[11:58am] <ParryPers> maybe no a rushdown.
[11:58am] <True_Tech> unless its like
[11:58am] <True_Tech> hugo
[11:58am] <ParryPers> Maybe more like alot of pressure
[11:58am] <epsilon_> yang isnt played to make openings
[11:58am] <epsilon_> hes played to force mistakes
[11:58am] <Javi> FMJaguar: I call it being bound to a contract in which there are no loopholes, except death.
[11:58am] <ParryPers> i’m TRYING man.
[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: is this contract with a woman

[Mystic]

You fuckin bitches! Watch when I have ops! Ima bring a whole new defenition of owned to you bastards!

Btw anyone find the vocal awe of she?

[holler_mcdollar]

haha man i need to start talking in there more often.

[KrassHole]

<B133TN3SS> was it gay porn?
<B133TN3SS> ive had some

[Mystic]

<NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
<B133TN3SS> depending on how much you take
<Hiryuness> Skin.
<B133TN3SS> HAHA

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  <Viscant> i got her a dozen roses
  <Viscant> i baked cookies
  <Viscant> i got her a mandala book
  <Viscant> and i got her a potato
  <Hiryuness> …
  <Hiryuness> You freakin’ woman.
  <Viscant> …
  <NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
  <Viscant> what’s womanly there?
  <cka> wow that potato just tops off the list
  <B133TN3SS> a potato?
  <Viscant> well the potato is symbolic
  <B133TN3SS> hahahahahahaha
  <Hiryuness> What man openly admits to baking COOKIES…
  <Hiryuness> FOR THEIR WOMAN?
  <Hiryuness> …Loser.
  <B133TN3SS> dude
  <B133TN3SS> its jay
  <B133TN3SS> what the hell do you expect
  <cka> I guess you were on your way over there and stopped at the fucking grocery store to buy something for her
  <cka> that’s classy
  <Hiryuness> Apparently.
  <B133TN3SS> a potato though?
  <B133TN3SS> wtf!
  <Viscant> the potato symbolizes true love and devotion
  <NotEver> shristine will now be reffered to as christinessa
  <B133TN3SS> by what?
  <B133TN3SS> that it can power a clock?
  <Hiryuness> He probably didn’t actually MAKE the dough.
  <cka> it symbolizes a vegetable made out of DIRT
  <Viscant> roses wither and die
  <B133TN3SS> goes good with gravy?
  <Hiryuness> LMAO.
  <B133TN3SS> or sour cream
  <Hiryuness> cka is beasting.
  <Viscant> and you throw them out when they get ugly
  <B133TN3SS> haha yea
  <Viscant> but a potato doesn’t die
  <Viscant> it grows
  <NotEver> ugly like you jay
  <cka> is your girlfriend a dirt vegetable or what
  <B133TN3SS> viscant
  <Viscant> and she’s a vegetarian, so it works
  <B133TN3SS> your right
  <Hiryuness> Yes, Jay. What are you trying to tell us?
  <cka> and does she grow roots if left in humid areas
  <Viscant> and she’s not my girlfriend anymore
  <B133TN3SS> a potato is like a women
  <Viscant> this is the ex
  <B133TN3SS> they get uglier with age
  <Hiryuness> LMAO.
  <NotEver> she stuck the potato in his ass?
  <B133TN3SS> woman*
  <Hiryuness> Damn, he’s beasting.
  <Viscant> …
  <B133TN3SS> haha
  <B133TN3SS> humid areas
  <Hiryuness> Jay went from cosplay monsters to spud women.
  <Viscant> sigh you people just don’t get a sentimental thought
  <Hiryuness> God damn, what a pimp.
  <NotEver> well, potatos grow underground
  <cka> not from your fucking koo-koo mind we dont
  <cka> yeah that’s it
  <Hiryuness> Not from your silly puddy ass, Jay.
  <cka> his ex must be a fucking morlock
  <B133TN3SS> how is a potato sentimental?
  <cka> underground growing and all
  <B133TN3SS> it must be on how pathetic your gifts are
  <B133TN3SS> it just evens it out
  <Hiryuness> Hey, hey guys. Let’s be nice here.
  <cka> fuck nice I’m angry
  <NotEver> nigger
  <NotEver> be nice to jay?
  <NotEver> ARE YOU INSANE?
  <cka> and this is the perfect place to take my aggressions out
  <Hiryuness> It was either the potato or the $15 tub of cottage cheese.
  <cka> well
  <cka> cottage cheese would have said she was a fat golddigger
  <Hiryuness> With raisins in it.
  <cka> $15 and all
  <Hiryuness> RAISINS.
  <Viscant> it’s not supposed to be literal you fags
  <Hiryuness> Well, now we know she’s a spud.
  <Viscant> it’s supposed to symbolize a growing connection
  <Viscant> YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO ROMANTIC BONES IN YOU
  <NotEver> will the viscivic make it all the way there?
  <Hiryuness> …Of cheapskate to stupid.
  <B133TN3SS> i do
  <cka> maybe Mr. Potato Head gets her wet between the knees
  <B133TN3SS> but a potato?
  <B133TN3SS> all i can picture
  <Hiryuness> Detachable sex parts, cka.
  <B133TN3SS> is peeling it
  <Viscant> it’s only in irvine
  <Viscant> it can make it
  <B133TN3SS> which is equivalent to skinning
  <Hiryuness> “Ooo… ooo TAKE OUT THE EARS!” - Jay’s mistress.
  <Viscant> …
  <B133TN3SS> lol
  <cka> “put that BIG THROBBING NOSE on it! YES YES!”
  <B133TN3SS> get so erotic over a pottato
  <B133TN3SS> potato*
  <Hiryuness> “Ooo… TRY THE HAT NEXT, JAYBEE!”
  <Hiryuness> “OMG PLAYSKOOL ME DADDY!”
  <cka> “those googly eyes make me so hot”
  <Viscant> …
  <B133TN3SS> lol
  <Viscant> you freaks
  <cka> HOLD THY TONGUE HEATHEN
  <Viscant> she’s gonna think it’s sweet
  <cka> you’re the one who got your girlfriend the fucking POTATO of all things
  <B133TN3SS> no shes not
  <Viscant> …i hope
  <Viscant> NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
  <B133TN3SS> shes gonna hate you for not getting her a whole bag
  <Viscant> that’s why i didn’t get her something expensive
  <Viscant> i was going to order her pizza
  <Viscant> but i couldn’t figure out what she’d want
  <Viscant> she’s a vegetarian
  <B133TN3SS> thats why you settle with something cheap
  <cka> so you could signify that she was a ninja turtle?
  <B133TN3SS> like coupons
• Hiryuness changes topic to ‘ATTN: Viscant Bought His Monster Girlfriend A POTATO AND HOMEMADE COOKIES FOR V-DAY. REJOICE IN THE FACT THAT HE SUCKS MORE THAN YOU. Thank You.’
  <B133TN3SS> hahahaha
  <Viscant> well most guys like to get their girl something delivered to her
  <B133TN3SS> thats so fucked up
  <DSP> wait
  <Viscant> so i thought “what delivers”
  <DSP> jay
  <DSP> this last GF you had
  <Viscant> and all i could think of was “PIZZA!”
  <DSP> is that the cute one?
  <NotEver> yo9u should’ve spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead
  <Viscant> yes
  <DSP> that you showed me that day?
  <Viscant> NotEver: i hate you so much
  <Viscant> DSP: probably
  <DSP> oh wtf shes not a monster
  <Hiryuness> <NotEver> yo9u should’ve spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead <<< OWNED!!!
  <DSP> why are people making fun of you

[holler_mcdollar]

[09:17] <Hiryuness> And how was the booty, Mc?
[09:20] <McDollar> hiryu very korean
[09:20] <Hiryuness> …You lucky bastard.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Spicy and fat free ass… Hmmm.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Anyway, cool.
[09:21] <McDollar> sidestepping mean parents is half the battle though
[09:21] <Hiryuness> …Dollar, I’m black. There is no need to have this conversation if the girl is korean.
[09:22] <Hiryuness> Once glance at me and she will have already assumed I killed her parents and stole her car.

[System_1]

Though it saddens me ever so deeply to do this, I feel I MUST expose Emojin for who he really is.

I’m… I am sorry…

**THIS IS A EXTREMELY LONG, BUT DETAILED ACCOUNTS OF EMO’S CAUCASIAN BLINDING NEGRO HATING RAGE. PLEASE… FOR THE SAKE, FUTURE AWARENESS AND SANITY…

…

VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.**

<Kz0060> THUNDERS CATZ ARE LOOSESSS

• Athanasy sets mode: +o Hiryuness
  <Kz0060> OMG
  <Athanasy> I SUMMON SAGA.
  <Kz0060> N-WORD SAGA
  <Kz0060> hahahaha
  <Athanasy> I told you all I summoned him.
  <Kz0060> ur fucked emo
  <Hiryuness> Did a cracker done lose his mind up in this piece?
  <Kz0060> yes brother saga

And so… I was summoned. Little did I know what I and fellow brother Athanasy and brother Kz were getting ourselves into as we tried desperately to tame this savage beast…

<Kz0060> <Emojin> damn lazy niggers are crazy
<Emojin> NO
<Hiryuness> …Emo.
<Emojin> DAMNIT NO
<Athanasy> Emo is just rampaging.
<Hiryuness> What the fuck, son.

And so… the madness… began…

Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

<Emojin> I’ve been framed
<Hiryuness> …Uh huh.
<Hiryuness> Likely story.
<Emojin> omg, lord help me

Yes… lord… a WHITE one no doubt. Ahh… yes… framed… a LIKELY STORY…

<Kz0060> n-word saga, why can’t i just sit infront of the bus for once?
<Hiryuness> KZ. We have to STEAL the bus first.
<Kz0060> YES
<Kz0060> cuz we’re black
<Hiryuness> Really.
<Hiryuness> You know… we can’t just WALK into Woolworth…
<Hiryuness> We have to CRAWL there… FIRST.
<Athanasy> Testify.
<Athanasy> Testify.

And so I shall, brother Athanasy… and SO. I. SHALLED… er… SHALL.

<Hiryuness> You see… we can’t just STEP to a white chick to get some play…
<Hiryuness> We have to have a WHITE T on… FIRST.
<Kz0060> we gotta STEAL the white chick
<Hiryuness> …See, EMO doesn’t get the black struggle…
<Emojin> wtf

*No, Saga… no… he did not…

…

…God DAMN that nigga’s sexy…

…*

<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> See… right now…
<Athanasy> <Emojin> Let’s steal those niggers oil
<Kz0060> n-word saga, why is the white man is ignant
<Hiryuness> I am so disappointed in HIM…
<Athanasy> Thinking like a true white man.
<Hiryuness> That I don’t even BELIEVE… he understands…
<Athanasy> Emo is pure white.
<Hiryuness> The concept of HALF AND HALF CREAMER.

*WHITE… yes… WHITE. Did you ever noticed that when you bold something here, it’s in WHITE COLOR?

Yes… I DID go there. Oh yes… indeed.*

<Hiryuness> Emo… is… A HATER.
<BalloonFi> wtf is up hiryu?
<Kz0060> emo dropped the n-bomb
<Athanasy> Kyle we are in court on Emo’s racism.
<Hiryuness> A hater of the CHOCOLATE…
<Hiryuness> A hater of the NIGGER…

• Athanasy is now known as JudgeAth
  <BalloonFi> oic

And so… judgment was to be served… but justice… was yet to be found…

<Hiryuness> I have no choice…
<BalloonFi> indeed
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<Hiryuness> But to stand with my fellow brothers…
<Emojin> But I never said anything!
<Hiryuness> AND DELIVER…
<Hiryuness> THE MIGHTY BAN HAMMER…
<Kz0060> <Emojin> kill blacks plz

Such a day… such a sad, sad, sad day in caucasian history…

<Hiryuness> Athan’s limit break is about to run out.
<Hiryuness> I can’t be summoned for more than FIVE TURNS.

For true, my son… for true.

<Kz0060> <Emojin> I hate you niggers
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> wtf
<Kz0060> dude chill

But clearly… he would not…

<Emojin> you’re also fat, apparently, but I don’t say anything about fat people
<Athanasy> HE CROSSES THE LINE
<Kz0060> take it down a step man
<InfinityP> he’s a habitual line stepper
Hiryuness> <Emojin> Fuck you fatty negroid.
<Hiryuness> Oh my shit.
<InfinityP> LINE STEPPED
<Hiryuness> HABITUAL!

Oh my.

• Hiryuness sets mode: +b !@jc-c-24-158-137-178.chartertn.net
• Timer 1 activated
  <InfinityP> HABITUAL LINE STEPPING GOING ON HERE
• Emojin was kicked by Hiryuness (OH MY SHIT!)

And so the fair five second countdown began…

<Hiryuness> 5
<Hiryuness> 4
<InfinityP> OOOH SNAP
<Hiryuness> 3
<Hiryuness> 2
<Hiryuness> 1
<Hiryuness> 0
<Hiryuness> …
<Hiryuness> 5
<BalloonFi> lol
<InfinityP> -1

But yet again… he mocks us blacks… VICIOUSLY.

<Emojin> I should be saying something about YOU GUYS
<Athanasy> YOU GUYS=Us…Niggers?

Oh, but he already has… hasn’t he?

<Kz0060> you guys?
<InfinityP> i think we need a house meeting y’all
<InfinityP> i don’t feel safe with emojin
<Emojin> wtf why
<InfinityP> we all feel that way
<Athanasy> Infinity has to keep guns.
<Kz0060> cuz u racist
<Athanasy> Just to feel safe.

Oh my shit. …We may have to kick him off the island…

<Kz0060> emo, i’m entitled to speak freely just like you whites
<Emojin> stfu
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<Kz0060> see
<Kz0060> see the opression

Yes… So much powder… I can taste the starch…

<Athanasy> <Emojin> It’s ok to crack a black.
<Hiryuness> …WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
<Kz0060> omg
<Athanasy> OH,MY,GOD.

Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

Indeed.

• Hiryuness changes topic to ’ <Emojin> It’s ok to crack a black.’

*The game is to be told… not sold.

…

…to white people.*

<Hiryuness> THERE.
<Hiryuness> NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR TRUE COLORS.
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<Hiryuness> ON
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<InfinityP> BUSTED
<Athanasy> Emo you hater.

Yes… Busted like your mother’s vagina on Christmas morning…

<Hiryuness> See, this is why Bush is president.
<InfinityP> i can’t believe it’s come to this
<Hiryuness> And butt fucking the people.
<Hiryuness> Because of racists like HIM!

…I speak the gospel. Nothing more… nothing less. It’s a curse… really, it is…

<Kz0060> <Emojin> Whoopi Goldberg is black so I instantly hate her.
<Emojin> wtf
<Emojin> NO
<InfinityP> OMG
<InfinityP> I CAN’T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT

OH YES, OH YES, OH YES, OH YES HE DID IT…

<Athanasy> <Emojin> I like heraldo.
<Kz0060> omfg
<InfinityP> OMG HE IS WHITE
<Kz0060> emo
<Kz0060> stop it man
<Athanasy> <Emojin> I even hate that black ass motherfucker Wesley Snipes
<Kz0060> no you gone done it

*…

…I’ll let the ellipses speak volumes for me…*

<InfinityP> <Emojin> I can’t tell black people apart, because they all look the same to me… you know… stupid.
<Kz0060> WHY MUST YOU DOWN THE BROTHER
<Hiryuness> OH MY SHIT.
<InfinityP> HOW COULD HE?

At this point… “How CAN’T HE?” is even disgusting…

<Hiryuness> You know what, Mr. White Man?
<Hiryuness> I’ma give you another taste of the golden.
<Hiryuness> 'Cause after we beat your ass…
<Kz0060> LOL
<Hiryuness> You won’t be able to recognize COLOR.

And so I did… for Christ himself compelled me to do so…

• Hiryuness sets mode: +o Emojin
• Emojin sets mode: +b !@pcp09541669pcs.brlngt01.nj.comcast.net
  <Hiryuness> What you gonna do, WHITEY?
  <Kz0060> WHAT NOW
  <Athanasy> <Emojin> I hand out tootise rolls to black kids in hopes of them mistaking it for their fingers and eating them, thus laying off the white man’s internet.
  <Kz0060> GONNA HANG US N-WORDS LIKE U SAID?

Oh My. Vol. 2

<Hiryuness> …I tried to be fair.
<Hiryuness> And he didn’t shoot us.
<Hiryuness> He is clearly not a tradition white man.
<Hiryuness> He lacks what we call…
<Emojin> I’m a good person.
<Hiryuness> THE BRAINS.
<Emojin>

Amen.

<Emojin> good person = chicken
<Hiryuness> Instigator = Emo.
<Athanasy> Oh.
<Athanasy> Another black racist comment.
<Hiryuness> FOR REAL.

What will those crazy caucasians think of next…

<InfinityP> wait… chicken?
<BenWeeks> hahah.
<Athanasy> Why did you have to bring up the chicken, emo?
<InfinityP> is it because black people like chicken?!
<Hiryuness> Chicken does not comprise OUR DIET, RACE BANNON.

And fuck the Hadji you rode in on, Mr. Jin…

<InfinityP> WHAT NEXT HUH?
<Kz0060> SO I ONLY EAT CHICKEN NOW EH?
<InfinityP> KOOL AID?
<Athanasy> Emojin only drinks welches.
<Athanasy> That koolaid stuff is too filthy for his pale lips.
<Hiryuness> OVALTINE AND TANG, CRACKA? IS THAT WHAT WE DRINK?!

I… I… I’m so sorry you had to see that part of me… I truly am… :sad:

<Emojin> lol
<Emojin> I mean awaw
<Emojin> I mean lol

*…No, you mean, “Hahaha… Darn those silly niggers, Martha. Darn those silly niggers.”

…*

<Hiryuness> …This fool is laughin’…
<Hiryuness> He hates us.
<InfinityP> he totally does
<MikeyPoo> he needs an outlet for his anger
<InfinityP> <Emojin> I just don’t see what was so great about martin luther king jr.
<InfinityP> ?!

Oh Dear@ApparentlyIAmNothingButADirtyPorchNegroToEmojin.com

<Athanasy> <Emojin> If only Janet had a skin change like Michael, she’d sell records.
<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> Two strikes already.
<Athanasy> O.M.G.

J.A.C.K.A.S.S.E.R.Y.

<MikeyPoo> emo
<Kz0060> i cant believe u still said that
<MikeyPoo> stop beasting
<Emojin> Kz, I said STFU
<Athanasy> KZ is too black to speak in your chat.

The White Rage. A common ingredient in only the most active… of Ku Kluk Klan members.

<MikeyPoo> I HATE THE BACK OF FORREST WHITAKER’S NECK
<MikeyPoo> AAAAH!
<Emojin> There’s a black forest?
<Emojin> A BLACK FOREST?
<InfinityP> i bet if emo found the black forest
<InfinityP> he’d burn it
<InfinityP> just cause it’s black

*…<_<

…>_>

…

…ZING.*

<Athanasy> You like black stuff hanging on your christmas tree.
<Kz0060> <Emojin> If a black man falls in a forest and nobody’s there to hear it, does it make a sound? Well YOU GOTTA CUT THE FUCKIN ROPE FIRST.
<Athanasy> Don’t you.
<Athanasy> DON’T YOU.
<MikeyPoo> emo
<MikeyPoo> ggpo
<BalloonFi> but that last quote
<BalloonFi> game over

Like the ice on Lil’ Flip’s penis… I’m sure…

<InfinityP> <Emojin> If i ever saw a tv floating at night, the first thing I’d say would be “Freeze Nigger!”
<Kz0060> thats so wrong emo
<Athanasy> All Emo does is laugh
<Hiryuness> STOP BEASTING EMO.
<Athanasy> Because he knows he said it.

Yes… only the GUILTY… make light of a such a situation…

<Hiryuness> I’M HURTING HERE>
<Hiryuness> BUT APPARENTLY, MY BLACK ASS DOESN’T MATTER. =(
<Athanasy> Hiryu I’m here for you.
<Hiryuness> MAYBE MY LARGE BLACK PENIS WILL WHEN I DICK SLAP YOU TO SATURN, HUH BITCH?!

*…What? He got a nigga hyped…

…Pussy bitch*

• Hiryuness summons… OH MY SHIT! UNBRIDLED NEGRO RAGE!!!
  <Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
  <Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRR.
• Emojin eats some Grey Poupon
  <InfinityP> omg the symbol of white power
  <Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
  <Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

*Oh, how I’ve made you proud… Denzel… Wes…

…

Ving… yeah, nigga I see you…*

<Kz0060> * Negrojin is now known as Emojin<---- you have GOT to be shittin me

But we were not shittin’ him. O_O

<Hiryuness> No, Negrojin. I will NOT stop hating you.
<Athanasy> I’m taking a shower.
<Athanasy> To cleanse myself of Emojin’s hate.

Extra Zest and Cocoa Butter afterwards, my brother…

• Emojin is now known as Chickenji
  <InfinityP> omg more with the chicken

*We’re not even worth a cornish hen…

…Damn shame.*

<BalloonFi> hiryu do you eat chicken?
<Hiryuness> No…
<Hiryuness> But I do adore my large penis.

Yes… much love for Lion-O up in this dessessery.

<InfinityP> according to emojin
<Hiryuness> According to Emojin?
<Hiryuness> That sounds like one of those political slander commerials.
<Hiryuness> “According to Emojin… Judge Mathis… is a DIRTY NIGGER.”
<Hiryuness> “Vote Emo for president”
<InfinityP> omg
<InfinityP> pwnd

Damn… LOLLERTSUNAMI…

<Kz0060> <Emojin> “niggers should die” I’m emojin and I approve this message
<Hiryuness> This shit so too off the chasm.
<Emojin> I’m gonna evict somebody
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE?!
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!
<Kz0060> I SAW
<Hiryuness> He’s gonna evict a black man!
<InfinityP> holy shit
<Emojin> wtf

…SEE? WE KNOW HIS STEEZ…

<Emojin> I’m gonna buy all the Kool Aid in the world
<Hiryuness> Yeah…
<Hiryuness> ALL FOR YOUR SELF, WHITEY.
<InfinityP> so that “Black” people can’t drink it?!
<Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> HE ADMITS IT!

The evil… Oh dear god…

<Emojin> poison all the chickens
<Kz0060> my god
<Hiryuness> YOU WENT TOO FAR NOW.
<Emojin> poison all the watermelons
<Kz0060> i, a black man, am insulted

As shameless as the Saturn’s his bitch daddy sells to my parents…

<Emojin> STOP LYING, YOU
<Emojin> You…
<Hiryuness> STOP MAKING US EXPOSE THE TRUTH!

Please stop, Emo. Stop while Christ still may have a chance to love you.

<Kz0060> I LIKE MINERAL WATER EMO
<Kz0060> OK
<Kz0060> IS THAT OK?
<Emojin> NO
<Kz0060> MAYBE SOME TEA
<Emojin> MY WATER
<Emojin> NO TEA
<Kz0060> NOT KOOL-AID MAN

See… now that’s just the BUSH talking here…

<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Emojin> MY TEA
<Hiryuness> LIE YOUR WAY THROUGH THAT.
<Emojin> Um

…Victory.

<Hiryuness> Emo is in rage mode.
<Kz0060> i too feel repelled by the white mans hate
<Emojin> I got big lips
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> FUCK
<Hiryuness> …

…Do we even need to TRY to own him anymore?

<Kz0060> u mockin us?
<Hiryuness> That was a BLATANT PARODY OF THE BLACK MAN!
<Hiryuness> WHY CAN’T YOU ACT RIGHT?!
<Kz0060> CLEAR AS DAY
<Emojin> damnit, you take it the wrong way
<Hiryuness> NO, CRACKA>
<Hiryuness> YOU SAY IT THE WRONG WAY!

TASTE THE HATE.

<Kz0060> no1 randomly says “I got big n-word lips”
<Hiryuness> Especially not after you’ve been called an attempted racist…
<STenSatsu> roflmao
<Outfinity> BUSTED
<Hiryuness> You are such a hater.
<Kz0060> seriously
<Emojin> Nitwit
<Emojin> Nipple
<Kz0060> been sippin on haterade, black riptide rush

With lemon, Kz. With lemon…

<STenSatsu> somebody log this and post to GD, it’s too good
<Emojin> wtf no
<Emojin> NO
<Emojin> NO
<Outfinity> WHY?
<Kz0060> and expose emo of his racism
<Outfinity> AFRAID THE WORLD WILL KNOW?!

Too late… I already DID DAH DAM THANG…

<Hiryuness> Somebody should expose him for who he REALLY is.
<Outfinity> with the whole “YOU PEOPLE” thing
<Kz0060> us people
<Kz0060> k label us some more plz
<Kz0060> right. black man gotta stfu. ok. i get the hint now
<Emojin> stfu
<Emojin> You shoulda got the hint a LONG time ago
<Kz0060> ok man. don’t arrest me

God damn, Emo… He was just trying to cross the STREET…

<Outfinity> omg he might throw grey poupon on you just to rub it in your face
<Kz0060> arrest a black man under no grounds what so ever

Preach that shit, young man…

<Emojin> AND NOT CARE
<Kz0060> omfg
<Kz0060> i can’t take this anymore
<Kz0060> you’re just terrible
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Yeah, Captain Coon. I know what I meant, fuckhead witstick mcgee. YOU PEOPLE… You little gnat nitwit piece of shit. You know what my ancestors called a black person at their farm? ANTIQUE FARM EQUIPMENT, YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED NIGGER.

END…

<Emojin> WTF WTF WTF
<Hiryuness> …I just recieved that in a PM.
<Hiryuness> …
<Kz0060> HOW CRAP
<Kz0060> EMO
<Kz0060> damn man

…OF…

<Hiryuness> …I just smacked Emo with the soul of Christ.
<Kz0060> YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED NIGGER.
<Kz0060> wow
<Kz0060> un
<Kz0060> fuckin
<Hiryuness> There is no way you could come back from that…

…THREAD.

…That is all.

[BF]

Snip

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

[System_1]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

Shit, the truth takes time to build.

Besides, you weren’t doing any of the work, you little punk. I was in shock… you have no room to complain. :sad:

[kz0060]

Preach it brother Saga. Preach it.

[MrBlank]

The lord has spoken within my brotha S.A.G.A. in thus i must lay a statement and ride with my nukka foreal…

i shall ROFLSURF on over with the LOLLERTSUNAMI my great brotha has laid…

[System_1]

I still can’t believe Emojin would sink so low…

[I_Am_Lothar]

Someone exposed for racism in #srkgd and it wasn’t me. Sweet.

[System_1]

KZ, Saga, Ath.

Fighting for the Minorities.

[System_1]

I hate you all. You know I didn’t say those things! This is getting out of hand. >_<

[MrQuotes]

man i need a shower from readin all that hatred… :sad:

[Raz0r]

This is nothing new in #srkgd. I let people know my hatred on a daily basis.

[System_1]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

Don’t hate on General Saga unless you want me to hate on your sigged lover, Risu.

REMEMBER THIS QUOTE.

<Super[A]> VSlash, this woman can’t even manage her own weight.
<Super[A]> Do you REALLY feel safe with her managing YOUR business?