Favorite #SRKGD quotes

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<Scrimples> :00401718 E8A5B50000 Call 0040CCC2
<Scrimples> :0040171D E822FFFFFF call 00401644
<Scrimples> :00401722 85C0 test eax, eax

  • Xenozip is now known as zenosip
    <Scrimples> :00401724 741E je 00401744
    <Scrimples> :00401726 6A30 push 00000030
    <Scrimples> oops
    <Rhinoxip> OOPS?
    <Rhinoxip> OMFG…I’M READING TH EPROGRAMING LANGUAGE.
    <Rhinoxip> I’M READING IT.
    <Rhinoxip> I’M READIN GIT.
    <zenosip> but, do you understand it
    <Rhinoxip> THE BIANRY FOR SCRIMPLES PENIS FUNCTIONS.
    <Rhinoxip> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH MY EYES.
    <Rhinoxip> OOOOPS INDEED.
    <Scrimples> You’re reading a decompiled portion of a program that’s pissing me off because I can’t crack it.
    <Rhinoxip> You can’t crack your own penis function program?
    <Rhinoxip> might be a virus.
    <zenosip> hzhahahhahaha
    <Rhinoxip> like…you know…zeephilys.
    <Scrimples> I have to unlock the vagina password function.
    <zenosip> rofl
    <Rhinoxip> hAVE YOU TRIED USING A BACKDOOR HACK?
    <Scrimples> No.
    <Rhinoxip> THEY WORK WUNDERS.
    <Scrimples> I need to make it stop needing a condom, and just let me in

<Xenozip> i mispronounce shit all the time
<Xenozip> like orangecat, i was recently told was pronounced “orange” and “cat”
<Xenozip> and here i’d been saying “jack” and “ass”

  • NotEver changes topic to ‘if snyder loves the cock juice press 1’
  • Athanasy changes topic to ‘if Ever loves the cock juice press 1’
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    <Athanasy> LOL

<Athanasy> youd be gay
<NotEver> athan
<Athanasy> and jack off to yaoi
<NotEver> i already did that

[8:21pm] <@NotEver> the fucking women part

you left that out

<@Athanasy> I WANT to get in JAE I NEEED…A CONDOOM

yes but your hatred makes me hot and bothered… Sessay!!

<Marik_Ish> I have no interest in any men or boys
<Marik_Ish> trust me
<Viscant> what about that 15 year old who came in this channel
<Viscant> who you said was your boyfriend
<Marik_Ish> fuck him too
<Marik_Ish> I was confused and lonely
<Marik_Ish> and desperate

<Blodia> SHUTUP JIN, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO HAS TO CRAWL IN MY ASS

  • B133T kisses IP good night

… :wow:

[1:03am] <@NotEver> isn’t it low tide?
[1:04am] <@NotEver> go pick up your 12387112148 cousins
[1:04am] <@Wolfwood> its when theres no moon you shaman foker… go cast some angry spirits on the walmart thats over your ancient indian burial ground…
[1:05am] <@NotEver> later fags
[1:05am] NotEver Delacroix@astound-64-85-234-197.ca.astound.net has Quit iRC (I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n 2.0 Build 2520)

<DarthBong> jay
<DarthBong> I love you
<DarthBong> and your dirty cock

Short Story of the day.

I(Darth Plagues) taught WildKitty(Darth Sidious) in the ways of the sith, then he killed me in my sleep. Then he trained Bacardi_J3d1(Darth Vader) and ruled the galactic empire(#srkgd) until the Jedi(ChanFix) made things better again.

If you people only knew the power of the dark side.

Thursday, May 26th, 2005.

A day we all sat in #srkgd as equals. This is, a Day of Days.

hey wtf? Stop making shit up. You’ll kill the thread that way.

what everyone decided to kiss each other ass, and not just those with @

[11:47pm] <+Nishiko> While I’m at it, <3 Weeks, too.
[11:48pm] <+HellSap> lynai - you wanna play?
[11:48pm] <HapaLynai> ack sorry can’t right now =(
[11:48pm] <+HellSap> ok
[11:50pm] <@Visexy> <3 VISCANT
[11:50pm] <@Visexy> in fact that sounds like a lovely idea
[11:50pm] * +Nishiko blinks innocently.
[11:50pm] Visexy (~Viscant@cpe-66-74-215-204.san.res.rr.com) is now known as RoseWANK
[11:50pm] <+Nishiko> lol
[11:50pm] <@NineT9> o.o
[11:51pm] <+Nishiko> For some reason, I find this extremely amusing. XD
[11:54pm] RoseWANK (~Viscant@cpe-66-74-215-204.san.res.rr.com) is now known as Viscant
[11:55pm] <+Nishiko> That was quick
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> i took my time
[11:55pm] <@NineT9> 5 minutes
[11:55pm] <+Nishiko> I…see
[11:55pm] <@NineT9> there was probably some self-cuddling afterwards
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> <3 www.literotica.com <3
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> there was
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> i get quite upset with myself if i forget to cuddle
[12:14am] Marn ~marteen@69.153.139.236 has Quit iRC
[12:24am] peaces fix@c-67-160-253-235.hsd1.ca.comcast.net has Quit iRC
[12:27am] <@Amazed-> I like rusty spoons

[19:14] * Now talking in #srkgd
[19:14] * Topic is ‘<Viscant> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GMHSKEE <NotEver> that kinda looks like bloody’
[19:14] * Set by NotEver!Delacroix@astound-64-85-234-197.ca.astound.net on Mon Jun 06 22:54:08
[19:22] <Derez-> ath
[19:22] <Derez-> my nig
[19:23] <Regulate> my nig
[19:23] <Derez-> sup reg
[19:23] <Regulate> yo
[19:24] <WildKitty> whats up my nigs?
[19:25] <Regulate> my otha niggah
[19:25] <WildKitty> my niggah from anothah niggah
[19:28] <Regulate> word
[19:28] <Derez-> sup sup
[19:33] <Athanasy> …lol

<Viscant> I DO NOT GET OFF TO DISGUSTING THINGS
<Viscant> I GET OFF TO SEXY THINGS
<Viscant> LIKE MYSELF
<Viscant> i jack off in front of a mirror
<Viscant> and i say “oh oh jay”
<Viscant> it’s hot
<Viscant> so i can see it
<Viscant> it’s hot
<Viscant> i see my powerful butt
<Viscant> strong thigs
<Viscant> thrusting and…pounding
<Viscant> and…oh god

  • Viscant is now known as RoseWANK