<B133TN3SS> quarters are skinnier
<Marik_Ish> oh I see, skinnier…
<B133TN3SS> yes skinnier
<Marik_Ish> Matt, did he freak out?
<B133TN3SS> like you like your women right?
<B133TN3SS> skinny as hell, with no meat whatsoever
<Marik_Ish> huh? women don’t have to be skinny for me Bl33t
<B133TN3SS> matt, what woulda happened if you just asked him for it
<B133TN3SS> yes, skinny women are no longer attractive
<Marik_Ish> they aren’t?
<B133TN3SS> average sized women are whats in
<B133TN3SS> no
<B133TN3SS> skinny as in weigh less than 120, no
<Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren’t 500 lbs
<B133TN3SS> so they can be 499 pounds and youd hit it?
<Marik_Ish> no no no
<B133TN3SS> NO
<B133TN3SS> THATS WHAT YOU SAID
<Marik_Ish> dude, i used that as an example weight
<B133TN3SS> stfu
<B133TN3SS> you like em BIG
<Marik_Ish> I don’t even go by weight, I just go by how her body looks, if it doesn’t look bad who cares what the numerical weight is
<B133TN3SS> so she can be 499 and youd hit it?
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren’t 500 lb
<OrangeCat> how can you even say
<Ex_Matt> we made him go against his will
<B133TN3SS> ima put that shit in the srkgd thread
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I don’t even go by weight
<Ex_Matt> no we just needed a cell phone
<OrangeCat> That’s just stupid.
<B133TN3SS> haha
<OrangeCat> you give us a number…then you say OH I DON’T GO BY WEIGHT.
<RoseFOOD> you care what the numerical weight is
<Ex_Matt> it was a good time, hit on university chicks, visited with friends
<Ex_Matt> played some football and came home
<OrangeCat> It’s either one or another Bloody.
<RoseFOOD> when she wants to get on top and you feel your femurs cracking
<B133TN3SS> nice
<Marik_Ish> well, when I say go by weight, I mean I don’t expect a woman to have a certain numerical weight. if a girl was 140lbs I wouldn’t reject her because of it
<B133TN3SS> haha viscant
<OrangeCat> There you go again…you going by weight.
<Marik_Ish> huh?
<Marik_Ish> I used 500lbs as a numerical example
<OrangeCat> And viscant, he would much rather hear staffs cracking in his ass.
<OrangeCat> Yuna staffs.
<Marik_Ish> I simply mean I am not interested in obese women
<FMJaguar> what did you eat
<Viscant> my diet doesnt contain enough vitamin penis
<bongGONE> …
<bongGONE> the gay never ends here on #srkgd
<Viscant> i’m definitley not getting my daily recommend amount of semen
<Viscant> i look pale
<Viscant> maybe i’ll just have a milkshake as a substitute
<FMJaguar> ha=
<Viscant> now, i just have to find a horse
<Viscant> right after i finish flossing my ass
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<Viscant> damn, vasoline is sticky!
<Viscant> a grown man farting in my face when i’m licking beneath his balls is the second most offensive thing thats happened to me this week
<Viscant> you DON’T wanna know the first
Set by Gandido!~gandido@64.237.153.240 on Thu Jan 06 11:46:42**
NOTICE THE TOPIC.
<bongers> Damn, have to wait until Tuesday to get my mp3 player.
<bongers> Gay
<epsilon_> :o
<McOrange> hey bong…who’s that really tall basketball player?
<bongers> Yao Ming?
<McOrange> that used to be on the lakers…but got traded?
<bongers> Oh.
<bongers> The arab guy?
<McOrange> Nope.
<Gandido> Vlade Divac
<Gandido> ?
<epsilon_> shaq
<Gandido> …
<bongers> Lol.
<epsilon_> ? lol
<McOrange> Bye epsilon.
Gandido sets mode: +b !@AC85C903.ipt.aol.com
<epsilon_> i hope you dont mean shaq
<bongers> LOL
epsilon_ was kicked by Gandido (Shaq Ban)
<McOrange> YES!
Gandido changes topic to ‘hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon = baited.com’
<bongers> Lol, shaq ban.
<McOrange> HA HA HA.
<bongers> That’s fucking hilarious.
<McOrange> That’s going tin SRKgd’s top ten classics
<Orange[A]> Hey…athan.
<Athanasy> Why is everybody whoring out my [A]?
<Orange[A]> who was that guy…who got traded.
<Orange[A]> in basketball.
<Athanasy> WHASHRE MATTER
<Athanasy> I don’t watch basketball.
<Gandido> huge black guy
<Orange[A]> From LA to somewhere else.
<[A]Mikey> Gary Payton?
Athanasy is now known as OG[A]
<Orange[A]> No he had his own video game.
<Orange[A]> it was a fighter.
<Orange[A]> I forget.
<OG[A]> Shaq
<Orange[A]> Jesus Christ.
Gandido sets mode: +b !@uslink-66.173.38-56.uslink.net
<OG[A]> Shaquille Oniel
<Orange[A]> Bye athan.
<OG[A]> Or something
<[A]Mikey> haha
<OG[A]> like that
OG[A] was kicked by Gandido (Shaq ban)
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> YES.
Sadly SIC didn’t take the bait:
<Orange[A]> Sic what are you talking about man? ****? Shit?
<Orange[A]> fuck?
<Orange[A]> cunt?
<G[A]ndido> sic
<Athanasy> SIC AIM PLZ
<G[A]ndido> whos that guy that got traded
<G[A]ndido> from la
<DLJoe> Yay new jams.
<xSicx> Topic is ‘hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of **** = bandom | epsilon + Athan = baited.com’
<Orange[A]> I don’t know.
<HellSap> lol
<Athanasy> love shack…
<Orange[A]> man…do you guys know why the fuck the Laker’s won’t win this year?
<HellSap> Athanasy - damn, I was thinking the same thing
<Orange[A]> Do you know why hellsap?
<Orange[A]> how about you athan?
<Orange[A]> or sic?
<Orange[A]> you know why?
<Athanasy> Because I am godly.
<xSicx> cause they suck
<HellSap> aliens
<Orange[A]> because they traded one important guy.
<Orange[A]> who was it?
<Orange[A]> OH YEAH LET ME HEAR IT MOFOS.
<HellSap> I dunno!!!
<Athanasy> Blame the canadians.
<HellSap> kobe?
<HellSap> hahaha
<xSicx> its cause kobe raped a bitch in the ass
<Athanasy> The person who got the coach fired?
<Orange[A]> No the OTHER guy
<Orange[A]> he went to miami.
<HellSap> what was his name?
<Orange[A]> taller than Kobe.
<xSicx> made him weak in the knees
<Athanasy> Will Smith?
<HellSap> yeah, I think he left to be a movie star, shoulda stayed pro!
<Athanasy> Yeah, then he did that whole song about Miami.
<Orange[A]> Fuck…It’s on the tip of my tongue.
<Orange[A]> he did all thsoe Taco Bell commercials.
<Athanasy> Jiggy Will?
<HellSap> man, o’niel is great in stargate
<Athanasy> Yeah he is.
HellSap was kicked by G[A]ndido (____ O’neil.)
<Athanasy> lmao
<xSicx> LMAO
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<Athanasy> gandido
<Athanasy> wrong oniel
<HellSap> lol, wtf
<Orange[A]> THAT WAS AGAINST THE RULES.
<Eulogy> DId you guys ever play his pinball game?
BUT VICIOUS SLASH DID.
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<Athanasy> HES TALKING ABOUT A SHORT WHITE MAN
<Orange[A]> Hey slash.
<SUB-0> hellsap whats with those rules in that lb2 tourney thread
<Orange[A]> who got traded from LA to Miami.
<Orange[A]> I forget…
<HellSap> those are glitches
<ViciousSL> yo
<Orange[A]> It’s basically the reason they aren’t going to win this year.
<ViciousSL> shaq
<ViciousSL> just shaq
<Orange[A]> Bye Slash.
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<Orange[A]> AKumaTX.
<Orange[A]> how are you?
<Akumatx> stupid mirc wont install on laptop
<DLJoe> Sexy parties!
<Akumatx> good
<Orange[A]> Do you remember that guy…who got traded to the Miami heat from the Lakers?
<Smithy> hi
<DLJoe> Smack…
<Akumatx> yes and im not stupid
<DLJoe> Slack…
<Akumatx> i read topics
<DLJoe> Spack…
<Orange[A]> Hmmmm…but seriously though.
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> who was that guy? He was big…
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Derez-> uh duh
<Akumatx> Sh** FU
<Orange[A]> YOU ARE NO FOOL AKUMA.
<Derez-> it was kazaam
<Akumatx> STEEL
<Orange[A]> Holy shit.
<Orange[A]> steel.
<Derez-> it was that one dude from that awesome fighting game
<Derez-> SPACK FU
BUT SLASH IS
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<Derez-> on genesis
<Orange[A]> Does slash know?
<Akumatx> slash should know
<Orange[A]> slash H20?
<Athanasy> it rhymed oc
<Athanasy> +3
<Akumatx> hey slash who starred in Kazaam
<slash_h20> WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT
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<slash_h20> shaq attack that’s who
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> bye slash.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
[6:24pm] <Emojin> -_-
[6:24pm] <@bongers> I wish I had a pic. =(
[6:24pm] <@bongers> But I don’t.
[6:24pm] <@Philth> its about me
[6:24pm] <@Philth> bitches
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> EXACTLY.
[6:24pm] <@Wolfwood> heh
[6:24pm] <@bongers> He posted up some website with pics of her like a year ago.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> It’s ABOUT A TOKING WHITE ASIAN MOTHAFUCKA
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> not some emo from gaia.
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<OrangeCat> Cano2K
<Viscant> the pastrami burger at carl’s jr
<OrangeCat> more like Anal2K
<Viscant> is potentially the best food ever to exist on the planet
<Viscant> i need to be alone with the sandwich now
<tyram> can anyone answer a question i have about dagonball z hyper dimension
<tyram> does anone in here play the game
<tyram> i need some help
<tyram> in practice mode i can do the spiriyt bomb with goku but when i am in vs. mode i can not do it for shit do you have any idea whay.
<tyram> my freind and i both cant do it
<tyram> but in practice we can do the super move all day
<tyram> what is the problem with that do i need to do anything special or what
<tyram> i dont get it
<tyram> dragonball z hyper dimension
<@RoseVODKA> tyram: remove the controller from the snes
<@RoseVODKA> and plug it into your friend’s ass
<@RoseVODKA> since you both like that game
<@RoseVODKA> you’ll both enjoy that even more
<tyram> im cool off that shit i am not gay and i dont want to here about any ass raping tips you have to give it sounds like you have alot of experionce though
<tyram> you have fun by yourself bro
<tyram> more power to you
<@RoseVODKA> i will have fun raping boys in the ass
<@RoseVODKA> you have fun playing dbz games
<@RoseVODKA> strangely your hobby is gayer than mine
<tyram> dbz is tight as hell man i dont know what could ever give you the idea that dbz is gay but whatever later
<OrangeCat> OMFG KRASSHOLE DOESN’T CARE.
<OrangeCat> ALERT THE WORLD.
<OrangeCat> EPSILON IS PWNED.
<OrangeCat> COZ KRASSHOLE DOESN’T K A R E
OrangeCat CARBEAR STARES.
<epsilon_> weeee care11!!1!!!
<epsilon_> remeber the carebears movie? lol
<OrangeCat> isn’t that the one.
<OrangeCat> when the carebears meet their mutated cousins?
<OrangeCat> the animal carebears?
<epsilon_> not that i remeber lol
<OrangeCat> I have a twisted memory.
<OrangeCat> they end up in a haunted house.
<OrangeCat> and two “normies” aka human children help them up.
<epsilon_> i saw the one with a kid at camp
<epsilon_> and there was this monster thing
<epsilon_> and the monster captured the kid
<OrangeCat> man what fucking universe did YOU grow up in?
<epsilon_> and then the bears use the tummy beams
<OrangeCat> fucking NON-HOMO-SAFE CAREBEAR APPROVED CHRISTIAN MOVIE?
<epsilon_> the good one
<OrangeCat> All carebear movies are latent homosexual manifestations of their creators.
<OrangeCat> either that or the fallout of the peace movement of the 60’s.
<OrangeCat> Like seriously…my little pony?
<epsilon_> pretty much
<Risu> i love my little pony
<OrangeCat> Even He-Man was village people circa MIDIEVAL POWER.
<epsilon_> my little pony was gay as shit
<Risu> i’m a girl though, and almost all the ponies were girls
<epsilon_> with the ponies with the stamps on their asses
<Risu> so how is it gay
<epsilon_> i was a big ninja turtles fan
<OrangeCat> Risu the only reason you like my little pony is that the unicorns on that show were phallic representaitons of your sexual lust.
<Risu> so was i
<OrangeCat> for all girls that is.
<epsilon_> i sitll have a bunch of turtle action figures
<OrangeCat> not just you.
<epsilon_> uhh just the whole show screamed, if youre a boy and watching this
<OrangeCat> Wait…if horses are called ponies.
<epsilon_> youre gay
<Risu> one time when i was 7 i was playing unicorns with this little girl who lived next door and her mom came out and told me i could go to hell for it because unicorns were a symbol of lesbianism.
<Risu> ep did you have the pizza shooter van?
<OrangeCat> are unicorns called UNICORNIES?
<Risu> no
<?> I wish Sailor Moon was real
<?> because then i would commit crimes like crazy
<?> so some scantily clad big breasted teen girls would come to stop me
<TimeFlip> god
<TimeFlip> i’m going to have to get someone one day
<TimeFlip> what was the name of that blue kid on the tv show doug?
<TimeFlip> peter?
Dasrik changes topic to ‘SKEET = +B except for ops | <B133TN3SS> bleet will exchange sex for vocal awe of she’
<McDollar> skeeter
<McDollar> honk honk
<Dasrik> …
<Dasrik> that was low
<Viscant> hahaha
<Dasrik> i’m not doing a repeat of that little incident
<Viscant> NO MORE SHAQUILLE BAITING
<TimeFlip> at least this one has more variety
