Favorite #SRKGD quotes

[TimeFlip]

A random excursion to #sex

<Slash_h20> yall want tog et fucked in here don’t ya lol
<Slash_h20> *to get
<TimeFlip> be sure to say hi to ducky

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  <Slash_h20> yo who here wants to get fucked for there xmas present lol
  <BalloonFi> stfu slash
  <TimeFlip> shut up before you get buttraped
  <TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
  <Slash_h20> hey man i was fucking around
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  <Slash_h20> It’s a joke you mon you know
  <TimeFlip> Next time you’ll be fucking around
  <TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
  <Slash_h20> I got a dick not a lube and it’s a BIG DICK
  <TimeFlip> Yeah you got a big dick
  <TimeFlip> Goes in your mouth, out your ass
  <TimeFlip> DAMNZZZ @_@
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  <Slash_h20> Yep that’s right I GOT a BIG DICK and I GET MORE PUSSY THEN then santa gets more cookies lol
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  <TimeFlip> So you’re bi?
  <TimeFlip> I see.
  <Slash_h20> cause I’m a PLAYA
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  <Slash_h20> no
  <Slash_h20> I’m not
  <Slash_h20> I’m straight
• Slash_h20 was kicked by SamSungX (flood)
  <TimeFlip> I’m out too

[TigerGenocide]

That shit was great.

[TimeFlip]

• santa-cka sets mode: +v Slash_h20
  <santa-cka> HAHA VIRUS
  <santa-cka> NORTON MUST BE GOING BATSHIT INSANE!!!
  <Slash_h20> yo man
  <Slash_h20> i’m serious
  <santa-cka> so am I
  <Slash_h20> here why are you guys clowning me like this
  <santa-cka> note the caps and bold
  <Slash_h20> fuck I got a virus i’m here now
  <Slash_h20> *on
  <Athanasy> You didn’t install the anti virus that comes with mIRC?
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  <Slash_h20> what anti virus
  <Slash_h20> it gave me some shit
  <Slash_h20> then told me to registered
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  <Athanasy> You were supposed to click the "Install Extra Components
  <Slash_h20> what are you guys talking about anti virus I have a anti virus shit
  <Athanasy> " box.
  <Slash_h20> I did
  <Slash_h20> I think
  <Athanasy> When you do set up.
  <Athanasy> Yeah but this one is specially made for mIRC.
  <Slash_h20> Damn it so mIrch it fucks up
  <Slash_h20> not your pc
  <Athanasy> Now the only way you can get rid of it is if cka -V you.
  <Slash_h20> you mean -plus you
  <Slash_h20> see I got a plus on my name like jabert did
  <Slash_h20> and Risu did
  <Slash_h20> yikes 3 other people have it
  <Slash_h20> damit
  <TimeFlip> ha ha
  <TimeFlip> Sucks for you
  <Athanasy> Shoulda read what you installed, man.
  <Slash_h20> well I think I installed evrthing
  <Athanasy> Obviously, you didn’t.
  <TimeFlip> you should’ve cancelled the porno you were downloading
  <TimeFlip> Took the time to RTFM
  <Athanasy> lol
  <Athanasy> Serious.
  <Slash_h20> I wasn’t downloading shit man
  <TimeFlip> that’s what they all say
  <Slash_h20> I was only downloading IRC
  <Athanasy> Well, you weren’t reading shit either.
  <Athanasy> Type “/hop”

[RowJoe]

Wow, some of that stuff is pure genius.

[System_1]

That Virus is hella deadly, Watch your back people.

[A] Is the only cure!

Too bad TimeFlip could only post so much…

[Pained_Auron]

[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> …
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don’t think anyone wants to recreate Jay’s face as an emoticon.

[Mystic]

Cabron, You posted that already. But I still cant get enough of it. Damnit I wish I had the posts from that one night where amazed took over the ops. Someone find them!

[Paolochun]

<Athanasy> Jay?
<BalloonFi> lol the obese cosplayer
<OrangeCat> TOSSING OF SALADS?
<OrangeCat> HOLY SHIT.
<NotEver> and she made him dress up as tidus
<Athanasy> lmao
<OrangeCat> What did you use Jay?
<OrangeCat> your WANG TONGS?
<OrangeCat> TWO IN EACH HAND?
<Athanasy> Did she go overdrive on you?
<Viscant> http://yuna.leonhart.net/w-yuna/w-yuna10new.jpg <— THIS IS NOT FAT
<Athanasy> Did she make you summon your aeon?
<Viscant> it’s cthulhu level evil
<Viscant> but not fat
*** Tflip is now known as TimeFlip
<OrangeCat> and when we mean aeon.
<NotEver> he worshipped her
<OrangeCat> we mean strap-aeon
<NotEver> we mean dildo
<Viscant> …
<Athanasy> rofl
<Athanasy> R-O-F-L
<Athanasy> Strap-Aeon.
<Viscant> i’ll send her to your houses
<OrangeCat> It must have been of BAHAMUT SIZED greatness.
<Viscant> then we’ll see who’s laughing
<NotEver> no one knows where i live
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> Aye, same here.
<Athanasy> My house travels.
<Athanasy> DOWN THE CORNER OF STREETS
<Viscant> i’ll just ask ricky
<Viscant> he makes house calls to you
<OrangeCat> LOL
<OrangeCat> more like “I’ll do Ricky a favor”
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> lololol
<OrangeCat> and by favor we mean “the whole 9 gay”
<Athanasy> hahah
<TimeFlip> more like the whole 69 gay

[R.P.D_rookie]

Wherever Juvenile is, he’d be proud:

<BalloonFi> FUCK HURRY UP AND GET BACK ON AIM ATHAN
<RPDrookie> well it is a Tuesday
<RPDrookie> that’s why Athan is cautious about getting on AIM
<BalloonFi> he was just on
<BalloonFi> then we were doing zsnes
<BalloonFi> and mine fucked up
<[K]zGGPO> rpd whats that suppose to mean
<RPDrookie> well…
<RPDrookie> according to Juvenile from Cash Money
<[K]zGGPO> ok enuff
<RPDrookie> “On tuesdays and thurdays, you better watch for the sweep…”

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  <[K]zGGPO> oooohhhh
  <[K]zGGPO> omg
  <RPDrookie> “Those white folks be actin’ an ass if they catch you on the street…”
  <RPDrookie> so
  <Athanasy> KZ
  <RPDrookie> that’s the way I see it
  <[K]zGGPO> ATH, DIDN’T U HEED THE WORDS OF JUVENILE??!!!
  <Athanasy> Stop biting my [] plz.
  <RPDrookie> lmao

[epsilon]

<rsigley> when i rub my cat’s tummy he gets an erection, am i obligated to “finish” him off?
<rsigley> or should i just leave him hanging
<RPDrookie> oh boy
<rsigley> i don’t do it on purpose
<Angelw0rk> lol
<rsigley> but like i feel bad
<Angelw0rk> sure you dont
<DelicousJ> LOL
<B133TN3SS> haha
<B133TN3SS> omfg
<B133TN3SS> sig
<Angelw0rk> your so naughty

[System_1]

OG Hiryu > All of you punk bitches.

<Hiryu> PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SMOKE THAT DICK, SON.
<Hiryu> SHUT IT.

<Athanasy> TEMARI HAS SEXUAL PRIORITY TO SHIKAMARU*
<Hiryu> Athan, I’ll own you again street style.
<RPDrookie> Fuck em’ up in the street!
<Hiryu> RC SCARLET SPIDER WITH IMPACT WEBBING ASSIST.
<Hiryu> NOW THAT IS FUCKING STREET.

<Hiryu> JUST LIKE ATHAN.
<Athanasy> YOU CANT BEAT AMAZING BAG MAN
<Hiryu> A LOSER.
<RPDrookie> lol
<Athanasy> ON THE STREETS
<Athanasy> HE BE FROM THE GHETTO
<Hiryu> Yes, I can, Athan.
<Athanasy> FALLBACK SAGA
<Athanasy> FALLBACK
<Hiryu> All I have to do is sprinkle some crack on him and your dick.
<NotEver> I CAN TYPE IN CAPS TOO!!!
<Hiryu> He’ll be busy for days.
<Angelw0rk> LOL
<Hiryu> GGPO.
<HellSap> lol
<Hiryu> OOPS.
<Hiryu> I OWNED YOU AGAIN.

<Athanasy> DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT MY FROZEN ZOURS
<Hiryu> …Somehow… I doubt HE even knows what he’s talking about now.
<Athanasy> SOMEHOW
<Hiryu> The ass kicking was so savage, he lost his memory.

<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu is a dummyhead.
<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> That likes cooties
<Hiryu> This is all I see.
<Hiryu> “I love Hiryu.”
<Hiryu> “Hiryu should inpreg my mother.”
<Hiryu> “Please Hiryu, own me again.”
<[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with peanut butter and make omlets.
<Hiryu> “Hiryu, I swear I’ll leave you alone if you let me smell your boxers.”
<Hiryu> “Pretty please?”

<Hiryu> God damn, I’ma shut up now.
<Hiryu> I’m starting to feel guilty for beasting this much.
<[A][A][A]> YOU SHUT UP
<[A][A][A]> I WIN
<NotEver> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with watermelon and make fried chicken. <---- fixed it for you

• [A][A][A] is now known as Athanasy
  <NotEver> it’s sad when I have to help you
  <Hiryu> It really is.

<ducky> fuck white people
<ducky> FUCK EM
<Hiryu> …Ducky, you’re asian so I’ll be nice about this. It’s not “white people” is “fucking saltine ass cracker fuckers that manage Saturn car dealerships.”
<NotEver> in other words ducky, pryde

<NotEver> let these crackers eat their beef wellington in peace

<B133TN3SS> stop with the bullshit
<B133TN3SS> your making me go fatter!
<Hiryu> Fatty in denial. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
<Angelw0rk> he is the hill saga

<B133TN3SS> jay has a vagina
<B133TN3SS> haha angel
<NotEver> na
<NotEver> jay’s just a fag
<Viscant> …
<ducky> jay isn’t a fag… he’s bi
<Hiryu> With a plastic vagina he stole from Wal-Mart which is actually a car battery wrapped around some Mcdonalds napkins and some disposible gloves.
<B133TN3SS> OMFG! STOP BEASTING

<Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY
<Hiryu> <Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY <<< What did you mother do for a Klondike bar THIS time?
<BalloonFi> lol
<Angelw0rk> wow
<B133TN3SS> HAHA

<B133TN3SS> tacochan
<B133TN3SS> ?
<Hiryu> Hold on, fuckers.
<Hiryu> I’ll upload a picture for you so you won’t be able to harass her.
<NotEver> don’t do it
<Hiryu> Ever, it can’t be traced back to her.
<NotEver> no
<Hiryu> See how overprotective he is?
<Hiryu> Like a lamb taking care of a 7 Eleven.
<Hiryu> It doesn’t make any damn sense at times.

<Hiryu> LMAO. I heard on the news that Jet broke something saving his daughter during the Tsunami or something like that.
<DelicousJ> yeah
<Angelw0rk> prolly a brick wall or something
<DelicousJ> that is SO yesterday
<B133TN3SS> lol
<Hiryu> Haha. Probably tried to run up it, Angel.
<B133TN3SS> angel
<Hiryu> You know, out of instinct.

<Angelw0rk> wheres this tacochan
<Angelw0rk> i need to jerk
<Hiryu> You’d jerk off to a butterfly if it had “Jessica Alba” written on a piece of paper tapped to its wings.

<B133TN3SS> most mexicans arent fat
<B133TN3SS> its the white people who are fat
<Hiryu> It’s always the white people, Bl33T.
<Hiryu> They bring it on themselves.
<B133TN3SS> thats why you see guys 300+ riding on little bikes
<B133TN3SS> good point hiryu
<Hiryu> And with every inch, the bikes scream a little more.
<B133TN3SS> lol

<Angelw0rk> hiryu post that pic while ever is masterbting
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<Hiryu> I can’t, man.
<Hiryu> He’ll bitch up a shitstorm.
<NotEver> angel you fucking nigger
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<B133TN3SS> hes done you guys
<Hiryu> Ever is pissed.
<Hiryu> His “old faithful” must have sprayed off some seltzer, Bleet.

<DelicousJ> you seem a little defensive about the subject
<DelicousJ> so ill go ahead and assume you arent
<Hiryu> I’m defensive because people don’t have a right to own pictures if they haven’t posted themselves.
<cka> kinda like how black people aren’t allowed to own expensive stuff when they don’t have jobs
<cka> yet they do anyway
<Hiryu> See?
<Hiryu> cka gets the system.
<Hiryu> Because he’s a twenty something black man trapped in a hippies body with the personality of a 65 year old Vietnam War veteran.

[Pained_Auron]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

[System_1]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

<NotEver> but
<NotEver> jen still likes me better than you
<NotEver> so…
<Hiryu> But…
<Angelw0rk> is this jen broad even cute
<Hiryu> Jen still hasn’t given you sex.
<Hiryu> OH SHIT.
<NotEver> that is true
<Hiryu> IT’S A DRAW.
<Hiryu> Damn you Ever.
<Angelw0rk> isnt she the one with all the shit in her mouth
<Hiryu> Fucking contender.
<Hiryu> Broke my owning streak.

Hmm? …Huh? Oh? What? I believe that was the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

[angelpalm]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

[System_1]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

By the mexican, no doubt.

[Fenrir171]

<+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
<@NotEver> yes
<@NotEver> jay does too

[System_1]

<NotEver> who has bigger tits?
<NotEver> nessa or milla jovovich?
<Viscant> kz
<PDATHAN> ROFL

<Wolfwood> <+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[Pained_Auron]

get it right athan

[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[OrangeCat]

Shit Hiryu, I haven’t laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

[System_1]

Shit Hiryu, I haven’t laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

Why thank you. We do what we can do when we can do it.