Favorite #SRKGD quotes

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> Channel Modes: +ptn
> Created on Tuesday, August 12th, 2003 at 11:01pm
[8:12am] Amazed- sets mode: +o Wolfwood
[8:12am] <@Wolfwood> Thanks for the @
[8:12am] <Angelw0rk> you’ll help me if i give you a sweet toothless blowjob
[8:13am] <SUB-0> hmmmmmm
[8:13am] <SUB-0> i dunno
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> what
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> the
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> fuck
[8:13am] <SUB-0> LOL
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> you know… i REALLY hate you all…

me as i entered srkgd this morning…

exactly how it went…

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<Ruiz> 3playing: “By Amazed- - Teen Angst” .:128kbps|Stereo|3:00:.
<Athanasy> lol
<Amazed-> Now booting: Ruiz

  • Amazed- sets mode: +b !@230-5.73-24.tampabay.rr.com
    <Athanasy> LMAO
  • You were kicked by Amazed- (lolol)
    Session Close: Sun Oct 10 00:57:13 2004

Unstaged funny - http://www.jitway.com/ruiz/%23teenchat.EFnet.txt -

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[10:19pm] <ESCstudy> quick somebody shit on my chest
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> go find a german chick
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> or maybe a japanese one
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> i’m into dudes shitting on my chest
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> i repeat
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> go find a japanese or german…guy
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> thanks for the tip
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> …baby
[10:21pm] <+Athanasy> This fag.

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[Anytime Jay is in the Chat] <Jay> I am gay.
<Everyone> Fag.

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…I AM THE #SRKGD KEYSTYLING CHAMPION.

HIGHLIGHTS

<McWork> with even less game than nine, hiryu jerks off thinkin about his imaginary first time

<@Hiryuness> Wrong punk / yousa mad chump with this pasty faced gorrila front / You really need to stop, man / I’m on point like Fat Joe to a steak brunch /

<Hiryuness> Look, it’s the little messenger man negro, Angel / With a mug that would make Freedy scream “OH GOD, I HATE YOU!!!” /

<McWork> went to hiryu’s house and fucked up the place, i busted nuts inside his pillow case / i slammed his sister when she went to the shitter then i sat on his couch and ate an apple fritter

<Hiryuness> Apple fritter? / What the fuck, man / You confuse food with MOTH BALL excess, you dumbass / Retire beforehand, you need to… before my backhand replays current beatings like CSPAN /

<Angelw0rk> ya’ll niggas feeble discourse make me want to divource, the brain from my skull because the rhymes is too dull

<Hiryuness> “Feeble discourse, divource” / Shut the fuck up, this ISN’T DEF JUX / Aesop Rock weird ass fanboy garbage / Stop humping dictionary.com and get at me when your lyrics are HONEST

<Hiryuness> I’m hot like jiffy pop in the oven that you aren’t supposed to put it in /
<Hiryuness> Come on, bring your bitch crew, I’ll serve them with twelve cream puffs and extra cinnamon /

<Angelw0rk> hiryu should change his name to size 13, angel put hiryu on the pedastal

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You “flame on” more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA!

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[quote=S.a.g.a

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You “flame on” more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA![/quote]

lol this last part didn’t even make sense

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Oh man… last night was a fucking laugh riot.

<Akumatx> Me GWB dick sucker i am not, I could say your a kerry dick sucker! In fact you suck dick peroid
<XionSwed> kerry dick sucker? ahahaha, I don’t even care for kerry
<Akumatx> hey insaniac you still going to burn down my house?
<XionSwed> quit bugging Insanaic for sex akuma
<XionSwed> we all know what burn down my house means

<Insaniac> Risu…age please
<Insaniac> i know its 19

<Hiryuness> Ever, you are guaranteed ass next year.
<Hiryuness> So you shut the hell up.
<Ex_Matt> hahahahaha
<Ex_Matt> how is he guranteed ass ?
<Ex_Matt> is he being sent to prison ?
<Hiryuness> I cannot say.
<Hiryuness> Maybe.
<Ever> …
<duckyporn> getting married?
<Hiryuness> PSHT
<Hiryuness> IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH JAY.
<Ex_Matt> lol
<duckyporn> …getting married?

<Insaniac> white, cuban, PR, haitian
<RisuRisu> i like how much latino stuff is in miami
<RisuRisu> eww i shouldnt contribute to your cradle robbing scheming
<Insaniac> so I’ll be encountering a lot of latina JB there
<Hiryuness> LMAO.

<Insaniac> Risu
<Insaniac> tell me of the indigenous jailbait in FL
<Insaniac> varieties and such
<RisuRisu> oh god
<RisuRisu> if you look left or right
<Hiryuness> I’m about to cry over here.
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<RisuRisu> there it is
<RisuRisu> its grossss
<Insaniac> i want to be prepared when I’m deep in the bush
<Insaniac> scouting for them
<RisuRisu> sick - they wont have bush yet
<duckyporn> make sure you bring candy, insaniac
<duckyporn> little girls love candy!
<Hiryuness> And oreos.
<RisuRisu> barren plains and pigtails and FUBU
<RisuRisu> thats what you’re in for
<Hiryuness> Don’t forget the ores.

Too good.

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[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> best looking throwsx
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> he takes the head and BANG !!!
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> hehe lovely
[1:26am] <shoshosho> best looking throw is Makoto’s command grab into fierce into wall jumping thingy into dashing fist thing and whatever else nonsense she has
[1:27am] <Guile> it’s good stuff nonsense
[1:27am] <Guile> haha

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I don’t have it logged, but there was a nice one last night about Jugg’s dad and the street corner.

-9

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[6:14pm] <@Ever> <+SexyJesus> i shoot further when looking at old women and nessa
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> …
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> i shoot myself looking at nessa
[6:15pm] <@Ever> …
[6:15pm] <@Ever> that’s sick
[6:15pm] <@Ever> i mean, i knew you liked facial shots, but your own?
[6:15pm] <@Ever> nasty
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> self bukkake
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> lollll
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> hrm
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> …
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> monster
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> oh skeet skeet

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[11:26] <Ex_Matt> i never heard of an asian person with aids
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the reason is
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the asian male penis is to short to transfer the disease

[11:49] <McDolla> too bad i can’t see the thread, gay ass server
[11:49] <McDolla> more fucked up than afro ninja
[11:49] <Angelw0rk> afroninjas impact done fucked up the space-TIME continuam which is the TRUE cause of the evil server message imo

[12:03] <Angelw0rk> elvis sitting on the shitter with a peanutbutter and bannana sammich DEAD
[12:03] <Angelw0rk> is still sexier than puce

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<shoshosho> what’s the meaning of life?
<Shifting> masturbation
<HellSap> lol
<Shifting> that’s the only thing you truly have control over

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sorry viscant…

and from #capcom

<HellSap> coincidentally, all 3 quotes under the name Viscant are about - STDs, having a small penis, and gaysex.
<@skisonic> thats no coincidence
<Viscant> i talk about what i know

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More Viscant madness:

<Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5
<Viscant> viscant gets 3rd, wong’s streak is off and running
<K_Lantis> …
<Viscant> RIGHT AFTER THAT HAPPENED
<Viscant> he walked out shaken
<Viscant> and perfected somebody
<Viscant> undeniable proof
<Viscant> that story is 100% true

<Viscant> i’m going to the ffa tournament and raping the first boy i see bareback
<Viscant> and i’m gonna win that shit
<K_Lantis> …

<Viscant> the gay pimp is with me
<K_Lantis> Or Misadventures of Viscant’s Sexuality
<Viscant> “they call you a fag, you say, that’s right cause i…fucked yo daddy”
<Viscant> lookin cute
<Viscant> and feelin cute
<Viscant> fuck them bitches
<Viscant> take it from yo gay pimp daaaaddy

<Viscant> that was my super secret ultra pose
<Viscant> when i grab my ankle, slowly trace up to my ass, give it a tight slap and sashay
<Viscant> it’s gg for anyone in a modeling contest
<Viscant> philth got rocked by my super secret ultra pose

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ladies and gentlemen, The Viscant Show

[11:23] <Viscant> ever even wants to fuck ricky too

[11:11] <KrassHole> u could anally induce pleasure
[11:11] <Philthy> yeah… im not gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> viscant isnt gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> but he does it
[11:15] <Philthy> thats where youre wrong
[11:15] <Philthy> he is gay

[04:57] <Viscant> “they call you a fag you say, that’s right cause i fucked yo daddy”

[12:18] <SUB-0> viscant which do u prefer ky or the glide?
[12:18] <Viscant> never used the glide
[12:18] <Viscant> the only time i ever tried teh butsecks, we used china lube
[12:18] <Viscant> that was ok
[12:18] <Viscant> but i’ve only seen that in a porn store

[12:09] <K_Lantis> What about Justin Wong?
[12:09] <Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5

[11:53] <SUB-0> !!!1@topic
(topic: <Viscant> even valle played grabass with ricky once)
[12:01] <Viscant> why the surprise
[12:01] <Viscant> i wonder if anyone logged the conversation that came from
[12:02] <Viscant> that proved that being gay is a street fighter advantage and that women (or cosplay monsters in my case) can be traced to every top player downfall in sf history
[12:03] <Xaronth> man thats gross

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<Viscant> anyone who can’t get off in 90 seconds of THIS hot stuff
<Viscant> probably a dyke anyways
<Viscant> who needs em

<Angelw0rk> 90 seconds
<Angelw0rk> you are too pimp for me sir
<Viscant> hey, it could just be 45 seconds
<Viscant> but i go that extra mile for that special lady

<Viscant> nobody ever said jay snyder wasn’t caring
<T-Bebop> My friend J who happens to not be you has turned 2 girls into lesbians
<T-Bebop> Maybe it’s fate

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    <Viscant> that’s 1 more than me
    <Viscant> although i made 1 more give up men altogther and say “jesus is my boyfriend now”

<Viscant> …and 1 other one now teaches sunday school in utah
<Viscant> so that’s asexual also
<Viscant> hrm

<Gandido> jay needs to learn how to last more than a minute and a half
<Angelw0rk> wtf
<Angelw0rk> lol
<Viscant> i’ve tried everything
<Angelw0rk> atleast 120 seconds
<Viscant> it doesn’t work
<Gandido> what’s the most you’ve ever lasted
<Viscant> i’ve tried thinking of football
<Viscant> i’ve tried thinking of fat guys dancing
<Viscant> nothing works
<Angelw0rk> how about
<Angelw0rk> you try not coming
<Viscant> i’m sure i’ve cracked 5 minutes once or twice
<Angelw0rk> you fucking amatuer
<Viscant> alcohol induced performance still counts
<Viscant> zima is my performance enhancing drug
<Angelw0rk> this is so going on srk
<Viscant> …=(

<Angelw0rk> say hello to srk jay
<Viscant> that’s ok
<Viscant> the millions (and millions) of viscant’s fans will still love him
<Gandido> lol

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    <Gandido> 5 minutes?
    <Gandido> shit man
    <Gandido> you suck. lol
    <Gandido> no wonder women leave you
    <Viscant> ;_;
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  • taCegnarO is now known as ViscantJr
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
    <Viscant> …
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
    <ViscantJr> DADDY!
  • ViscantJr hugs Viscant.
    <Viscant> this is a disturbing development
    <ViscantJr> Hey daddy…say “Whose your daddy” to me.
    <ViscantJr> and I’ll say YOU ARE!
    <Viscant> …
    <ViscantJr> SAY IT.
    <ViscantJr> COME ON.
  • Viscant is now known as JesusOUT
    <ViscantJr> DO IT
    <ViscantJr> DO IT
    <ViscantJr> DO IT
    <JesusOUT> i’m afraid
    <JesusOUT> so now i will go drink
    <ViscantJr> AWWWWW daddy always go to the drink.
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<NineT9> Hilton’s money doesn’t save her
<epsilon_> haah
<BalloonFi> most people don’t like her, but i’d still fuck the scrawny bitch
<Stabby> Which is incredible
<epsilon_> hilton wouldnt be that bad but shes really skinny
<NineT9> her porn video showing she can’t suck dick drops her even farther
<Stabby> 300 million and I’d not hit it
<epsilon_> and has an od shaped nose
<Stabby> Ahahaha
<Stabby> 9, stop beasting
<epsilon_> *odd
<BalloonFi> its pretty sad that a girl can’t suck dick
<NineT9> especially hilton
<epsilon_> i can honestly say it still hit it though haha
<epsilon_> :l
<BalloonFi> you would think shes got a degree in it
<NineT9> exactly
<BalloonFi> hehe
<NineT9> Hilton’s School of Dick Sucking
<epsilon_> lol
<m00b> FAILED
<NineT9> Valedictorian: Jay Snyder
<Viscant> …
<NineT9> ZING
<BalloonFi> HAHAHA
<NineT9> ah shit, he was paying attention
<epsilon_> haha
<epsilon_> that worked out well

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<Viscant> i still have a great body
<BalloonFi> ^ omfg no
<Viscant> …like yours is better
<Viscant> 8% body fat, ripped sexy abs
<Viscant> a butt that truly will. not. quit.
<Viscant> sweet penetrating color changing eyes
<Viscant> a smile that melts even the iciest of cosplayers
<Viscant> i’m the total package
<Viscant> every woman’s pet, every man’s regret
<Viscant> the man, the myth, the legend
<Viscant> the one, the only
<Viscant> jay snyder

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[10:34pm] <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german domme in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <TimeFlip> yuppers
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> taken?
[10:34pm] <[A][A][A]> German Chicks are hot.
[10:34pm] <@NotEver> <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german man in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> like in the ass taken?
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> not in the ass!
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> But those long legged russian red heads.
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> liar
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> DAMN.
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> thats taking you
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> I guess so
[10:35pm] [A][A][A] (Athanasy@uslink-66.173.39-90.uslink.net) is now known as Athanasy
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> no, taking me is throwing me on the bed and riding my dick
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> …
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> no
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> no
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> Gags, yet again
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> wow
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> taking you is a strap on dildo in your ass
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> taking you is taking your asshole
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So you want a guy riding your dick?
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So I see, pitcher
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> Taking your virginity.
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> oh man
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> thats why chicks say take me dude
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> “Ich WILL Ficken!”
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> they want you to stick someting in them
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> a part of me just died
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> Dataika left
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> shitballs
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> big fuckin whoop
[10:36pm] <@NotEver> and bloody wants girls to take his asshole
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> with no lube i bet
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> you’re always the sobering aspect, Tiger
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> goddamn you’re a sick bastard bloody
[10:37pm] <TimeFlip> Maybe some spitlube
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> no lube
[10:37pm] <Marik_Ish> man if a girl does it it isn’t gay
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> OH SHIT
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> …yes it is
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ITS A DICK IN YOUR ASS
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> its fucking gay
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> every guy ponders it at some point
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> no
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> not me
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> can’t say that I have
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> pornstars do it
[10:38pm] <TimeFlip> not me
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> maybe a finger to probe your prostate but not a goddamn dildo man
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> ok that was gay
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ever, don’t go there
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> fingers are cool
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> prostate is the male gspot
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> then go finger yourself
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> but a dildo 12 inches in is fuckin gay
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> too late
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> this is hoolarious
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> 12 inches? wtf
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> that’s gay
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> yeah shes gonna take you bloody
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> nazis don’t fuck around
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> I don’t know what’s more funny, this or Damn Cisco wanting to be in an orgy in college
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> a woman’s strapon should be like 7 or 8
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> they kill millions
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> and ram that shit all the way up there
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> would she hit me?
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> Dear god he’s fingering himself