<+Baloonfi> evanNESSAnce
<BalloonFi>Ever: when you jack off, you’re grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.
<BalloonFi> me > you in jokes
<Ever> me > you at life
<BalloonFi> wishes you
<Ever> no
<Ever> it is the truth
<Ever> i have forseen it
<BalloonFi> i searched on google and it says im better
[6:44pm] <BalloonFi> i wonder if jay is humping his hand
[6:44pm] <Ever> mention nessa and/or ricky and he will be
[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> …
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don’t think anyone wants to recreate Jay’s face as an emoticon.
that aussie diss is a registered trademark of Ever Inc. i will be seeing you in court
I been awhile from SRK for a few weeks… so Bloody is Xion the Beast ?
yes KMFDM
and my fav #SRKGD quote was the title of the room: (roughly…)
I just accidentally swallowed my own penis.
<RoninC>Venom and Carnage in the next Spider-Man movie would be as gay as Viscant and Bloody in Ricky Ortiz’s bed.
Back in July.
Ouch.
Had you said…: “Ever: Shut the fuck up. You’re grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.” You would have gotten a DAAAAAMMMMNNNN instead.
<+OrangeCat> Viscant I see it to be prepostorous that you find downloading a huge file a bother, whereas inhaling a huge penis a simple task.
<+OrangeCat> shame on you.
<+Viscant> …that quote is ghey
<+OrangeCat> well isn’t that the homosexual calling the queer a fag.
[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> I like some fruit
[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> apples, oranges, viscant
<@Hiryuness> “It’s drunk times like these that I would take the “straight pill” if it existed.” - Jay Snyder
<ax0r> who sings the ending song for the latest naruto episodes?
<AmazedAFK> tatsumoki nakamuro
<ax0r> that song is so good
<AmazedAFK> by the way I just made that name up
<Xenozip> hahahahaha
<AmazedAFK> but I have no doubt that somewhere some gook is named taht.
<ax0r> I figured, but the song is so good
<ax0r> listen to it =)
<AmazedAFK> No.
<AmazedAFK> I’d rather listen to
<Ever> song kinda sucks
<AmazedAFK> 01-john_askew-blackout-promo_vinyl-pow.mp3
<AmazedAFK> NOW THAT’S A SONG.
<Ever> SHUT UP WYOU ABORIGINE FUCK
It’s not really a qoute but…when some dude wanted Amazed to cry in his jar so he could pour tears on himself. Some one posted the transcript and I was like :wtf: 
[2:22pm] <JesusFOOD> I GIVE SEMEN A BAD NAME
[2:23pm] <Ever> you do, cause you were born
Sick bastards, nowadays.
<HBJ> i think dressing nice is important
<bongers> I dress really gay. =(
<HBJ> i may be white trash but i always disguise myself
<Hiryuness> …See, I never got the whole “Hot chicks love bums” shit, so it has to be the personality.
<bongers> Lol.
<Hiryuness> Confidence, again is a given.
<bongers> I’m eccentric.
<bongers> And I really don’t give a shit what they think of me.
<bongers> I guess that gets them wet.
<Hiryuness> Or they have to be attractive as fuck.
<bongers> And, I play guitar.
<bongers> >D!!!
<Hiryuness> Yeah, I’ve become pretty damn asocial as of late.
<HBJ> or you could be like me
<bongers> NO
<HBJ> and date girls who are insane
<bongers> NEVER BE LIKE JAY
<bongers> Dude, you’re black.
<bongers> Get the white bitches.
<Hiryuness> …And what does that get me?
<Hiryuness> THE PSYCHOTIC WHITE BITCHES THAT ACT BLACK AND/OR STUPID.
<Hiryuness> Um…
<Hiryuness> NO.
<bongers> Lol.
<rsigle> i don’t think there’s a big enough dick out there to satisfy me anally
<rsigle> i want to please myself anally but i’m too scared