wut wut
:sad:
Are you guys doing something that won’t let me log onto efnet? I have to go through hell these days to do so.
We aren’t doing shit, it’s just you being retarded. You should come on #srkgd so I can kick you more, scrub.
If ducky is absent I will gladly kick as well.
Remember that you’re kicking for two now.
…O_o?
omg bleet didn’t’ die of swine flu
Fuck, of all the Mexicans it killed, it couldn’t bring an end to the one that mattered.
Sorry ducky, I love you too <3
ducky gimme back awps
<Comoesa> ap english test on wednesday
<Comoesa> i got a 5 on the simulation
<+JbsBAUER> out of 100?
<+JbsBAUER> i believe it
<Comoesa> ^dunbass
[01:35] <Merdoc> see
[01:35] <Comoesa> …
[01:35] <Comoesa> !quote wisedom
[01:35] <@Parry> Qu0tes Found With “wisedom”: 1178,1106
[01:36] <Comoesa> !quote 1187
[01:36] <@Parry> Qu0te 1187: [17:45] <comoesa> !8ball is saotome a good mod? <Jeeebscan> Definitely not. <comoesa> ooooh <Saotome> I’m not <Saotome> I don’t ban enough people <Saotome> like you =-= Mode #srkgd +b !@c-68-55-253-140.hsd1.md.comcast.net by Saotome =-= comoesa was booted from #srkgd by YOU (comoesa)
[01:36] <Merdoc> lol
[01:36] <Merdoc> fail
[01:36] <Comoesa> the fuck
[01:36] <Comoesa> lol
[01:36] <Rob2_0> nice GET
[01:36] <Comoesa> how did wisedom lead to that
[01:36] <Merdoc> he got me on that one
Seriously, how can one fail this hard?!
I hate you so much como.
That is all.
^I hate you too.
Who won the first epsilon IRC rap battle? Your vote counts!
<Derez> <epsilon_> BITCH I’M EPSILON THE DON JUAN OF POLYGONS YOU DISS ME I’LL PARRY YOUR MOVES AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT JUST A-GROOVE i’m sexy
<quiche> <epsilon_> I’M JAY SIMON, I STILL GOT MY HYMEN BUT MY LYRICS IS RHYMIN’ YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH ME OR MY VIRGINE BRIGADE SOCIAL SECURY BE PAID BEFORE I’LL GET LAID
<Derez> <epsilon_> NIGGA I GET MORE GIRLS THAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR GOT PEARLS AND SHIT YOU CAN’T EVEN WISH I GET SO MUCH PUSSY EVEN MY HAIR SMELLS LIKE FISH
<quiche> <epsilon_> CUZ IN MY DREAMS I’M NO SLOUCH THREE BICTHES ON MY COUCH DROPPIN PANTIES EATIN CROTCH, ALL I DO IS WATCH THE SCENE UNFOLD AND I HOLD MY COLD DICK IN MY HAND I UNDERSTAND THAT I’M ONLY HALF A MAN
<Derez> <epsilon_> NIGGA YOU WANNA BATTLE ME? I THROW YOU AWAY LIKE A PAIR OF SHOES AND WATCH WHILE YOU CRY ABOUT THE PERSECUTION OF JEWS.
<quiche> <epsilon_> DON’T BE FRONTIN’ THAT JEW SHIT SO OLD, I’LL BARGAIN YOU DOWN AND TAKE ALL YOUR GOLD AND WHEN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS EMPTY, YOUR WALLET IS COLD YOU’LL KNOW THE JEW GOT YOU, YOU BEEN BOUGHT AND SOLD
<Derez> <epsilon_> PLEASE YOU MUST HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE. I’M COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW WHILE YOUR SHORT ASS IS STUCK LOOKING LIKE WILLOW, I GOT A COCK THE SIZE OF KYLE AND I CUM FOR MILES
<quiche> <epsilon_> MENTAL DISEASE? YOU SHOULD BE IN AN INSTITUTION SPREADING THIS POLLUTION OR HALF-RHYMED WORDS SPOILED LIKE MILK CURDS. YOUR ASS SMELLS LIKE TURDS WHILE I’M THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN, YOU CAN’T EVEN CLIMB YOU CAN’T DRINK FROM MY FOUNTAIN IN AN ASYLUM DOIN’ TIME
<Derez> <epsilon_> THAT’S A NICE TRY QUICHE BUT LET ME CORRECT YOUR SPEECH SCREETCH. MY RHYMES ARE SO DOPE IT SHOULD BE A CRIME THE WAY IT EFFECTS YOUR MIND YOU DONT HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO SEE ME SO SIT AND HOME AND WATCH RERUNS OF SEX AND THE CITY
<quiche> <epsilon_> GOOD ONE JOHNNI BUT YOU SHIT JUST AINT FUNNY, YOU GOT ANXIETY, SOBRIETY, BUT NOT THE COBRA KAI-ITY, EVERY RHYME YOU MAKE’S WACK GO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK TAKE SOME XANAX AND COME BACK
<Derez> <epsilon_> ADAM COMING WITH THE PERSONAL ATTACKS THINKIN’ HE CLEVER BRINGING THE FUNK THAT’S COOL CAUSE AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A CHIPMUNK HAVE FUN PAYING BACK YOUR LOANS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS WHILE I’M STEADY MAKING BEATS AND GETTIN’ PROPS FROM MY PEERS
…seriously.
Marn won for not competing.
all we’re doing is posting quotes from eps in our IRC logs.
looool, quiche has gotta win for this one alone.
Eps really does have that style
Now all we need is merdoc back misusing words like esoteric or robust in them rhymes.