Favorite #SRKGD quotes

lavender sheets

Come back to me.

[18:58] <JaeHoon> derez
[18:58] <JaeHoon> go play wow
[18:59] <Derez> k
[18:59] <JaeHoon> lol
[19:00] <Jeeebus> lol wowfags lol
[19:00] <JaeHoon> oh
[19:00] <JaeHoon> well
[19:00] <JaeHoon> I got WoW again
[19:00] <Derez> what server
[19:00] * BalloonFt (~BalloonFi@99.149.108.144) has joined #srkgd
[19:00] <Jeeebus> jae is the last person
[19:00] <JaeHoon> well my 70 is on destro
[19:00] <Jeeebus> i expected to play wow
[19:00] <quiche> ya srsly
[19:01] <quiche> wtf jae
[19:01] <quiche> even i think wow is overrated
[19:01] <BalloonFt> …
[19:01] <BalloonFt> jae plays wow?
[19:01] <Jeeebus> i woudl expect a constant stream of hatred
[19:01] <Jeeebus> about wow
[19:01] <BalloonFt> jae are you trolling us
[19:01] <quiche> leeroy jaenkins
[19:01] <JaeHoon> no
[19:01] <JaeHoon> derez used to be on the same server with me and tg
[19:01] <JaeHoon> but I quit playing for like a year
[19:01] <BalloonFt> wow
[19:02] <BalloonFt> no pun intended
[19:02] <JaeHoon> guess he moved serveres
[19:02] <Derez> uh
[19:02] <Derez> i was never at the same server
[19:02] <Derez> i was always on bonechewer
[19:02] <Jeeebus> well jae is banned from hating on any game at all now
[19:02] <quiche> agreed
[19:02] <Scrimps> derez is on some aizen clone shit
[19:03] <quiche> jae plays world of overrated
[19:03] <Jeeebus> ahahahahah
[19:03] <Jeeebus> and pays monthly
[19:03] <BalloonFt> lol
[19:03] <Jeeebus> for it too
[19:03] <BalloonFt> ironic isnt even a strong enough word

…seriously.

[12:24:16am] <+defc0n> whoa wtf
[12:24:17am] <peaces2> whats ur point?
[12:24:19am] <+defc0n> there are 31 days in march?
[12:24:22am] <+m00b> yeah dude
[12:24:25am] <+m00b> do the knuckle thing
[12:24:26am] <@quiche> lol yes
[12:24:28am] <+m00b> never fails
[12:24:33am] <@quiche> knuckle thing?
[12:24:33am] <+defc0n> what knuckle thing
[12:24:41am] <@quiche> 30 days has september, april, june and november
[12:24:42am] <+m00b> whattt? you don’t know the knuckle trick?
[12:24:44am] <@quiche> all the rest have 31
[12:24:47am] <peaces2> there are white americans, does that make u any less black?
[12:24:47am] <@quiche> except feb
[12:24:47am] <peaces2> wtf
[12:24:48am] <@quiche> which is a cunt
[12:24:57am] <+Warpticon> SPECIAL FOOTAGE
[12:24:57am] <+Warpticon> [media=youtube]wMHc32ygldk[/media]
[12:24:58am] <+defc0n> esplain the knuckle thing
[12:25:00am] <+Warpticon> 2:41
[12:25:03am] <+m00b> put your hands together like you’re doing pullups
[12:25:06am] <+m00b> and from the left
[12:25:06am] <@quiche> lol warp
[12:25:08am] <@quiche> i saw that
[12:25:11am] <+Warpticon> very very very far right in the baseball cap and black/grey shirt
[12:25:15am] <+m00b> goes jan feb etc
[12:25:15am] <@quiche> who’s the fat asian guy screaming at the end?
[12:25:15am] <+Warpticon> ME!!!
[12:25:16am] <+defc0n> pullups
[12:25:17am] <@quiche> is that marn?
[12:25:17am] <+defc0n> not chinups
[12:25:21am] <+Warpticon> marn?
[12:25:24am] <+m00b> if it’s on a knuckle
[12:25:29am] <+m00b> it’s 31 days
[12:25:32am] <+m00b> if it’s in between fingers
[12:25:34am] <+m00b> it’s 30
[12:25:35am] <+m00b> or 28
[12:25:38am] <+m00b> or 29
[12:25:52am] <+defc0n> wtf
[12:26:08am] <+defc0n> so im looking at the back of my hand
[12:26:11am] <+m00b> yeah
[12:26:11am] <+defc0n> pinky = 31
[12:26:19am] <+defc0n> inbetween pinky and ring = 30?
[12:26:26am] <+m00b> well 28 because it’s feb
[12:26:28am] <+m00b> or 29
[12:26:28am] <+defc0n> ring = 31
[12:26:34am] <+m00b> but then march is the ring finger knuckle
[12:26:35am] <+defc0n> april = 30?
[12:26:38am] <+m00b> yeah
[12:26:50am] <+Warpticon> what in the tight virgin fuck are y’all talking about?
[12:26:51am] <+defc0n> dude
[12:26:52am] <+m00b> july and august are two knuckles in a row
[12:26:55am] <+defc0n> august is 31
[12:26:58am] <+defc0n> yea
[12:27:00am] <@quiche> 3:34 = marn?
[12:27:05am] <+m00b> yeah
[12:27:06am] <+defc0n> and it’s inbetween index and thumb
[12:27:09am] <+m00b> no
[12:27:11am] <+m00b> you skip that shit
[12:27:14am] <+defc0n> wtf
[12:27:15am] <+m00b> like i said
[12:27:16am] <+m00b> pullups
[12:27:21am] <+defc0n> ohh
[12:27:31am] <+defc0n> november = 31 tho
[12:27:36am] <@quiche> no
[12:27:37am] <+m00b> lol no?
[12:27:39am] <@quiche> november is 30
[12:27:42am] <@quiche> noob
[12:27:48am] <+defc0n> damn
[12:27:50am] <+defc0n> daaaamn
[12:27:51am] <+defc0n> i fail at months
[12:27:52am] <@quiche> 30 days has september, april, june, and november
[12:27:55am] <+defc0n> wow
[12:27:56am] <@quiche> all you need to know
[12:28:04am] <+defc0n> didnt notice they pretty muich went 31/30
[12:28:10am] <+m00b> haha
[12:28:11am] <+m00b> fail
[12:28:16am] <@quiche> exept for july
[12:28:24am] <+defc0n> thumbs dont count
[12:28:25am] <+defc0n> holla
[12:28:30am] <@quiche> june-july-august = 31-31-31
[12:28:33am] <+defc0n> june = 30
[12:28:36am] <+defc0n> ESTUPIDO
[12:28:37am] <@quiche> oh rite
[12:28:41am] * defc0n was kicked by quiche (defc0n)
[12:28:42am] <+m00b> june has 30
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[12:28:42am] <+m00b> lol
[12:28:47am] You were kicked by quiche (m00b)
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[12:28:53am] <m00b> lol
[12:28:54am] <+Warpticon> haha, the slowdown at the end of that video sounds satanic.
[12:28:56am] <m00b> fucking failure quiche

i see the funny parts have been bolded

wtf m00b. nothing even fucking happened in that time span. Why did you quote that whole mess?

…seriously.

Pure laziness.

These **WALL OF TEXT ** quotes suck. The best ones are 3-4 lines.

LAW OF ENERGY

<merdoc> want some wisedom?

<merdoc> hey know
<merdoc> you an allstar

<blkdan> stfu reno

wow is overrated

[08:58] <Warpticon> crap, where’s the stand to my xylophone?
[08:58] <boelWORK> man
[08:58] <boelWORK> dont have a xylophone
[09:00] <Warpticon> ?
[09:03] <boelWORK> ??
[09:03] <boelWORK> maybe you were making some reference i wasnt getting
[09:03] <boelWORK> i am not “with it”
[09:03] <boelWORK> but i took you at literalness
[09:03] <Warpticon> okay…?
[09:04] <Warpticon> Why are you tellnig me not to have a xylophone?
[09:04] <Warpticon> because, you know…too late
[09:04] <boelWORK> you could unhave it
[09:04] <boelWORK> is not mans instrument imo
[09:04] <Warpticon> What’s unmanly about it?
[09:05] <boelWORK> the sound it makes
[09:05] <Warpticon> Uh, okay.
[09:05] <Warpticon> Sure.
[09:06] <boelWORK> heh
[09:06] <boelWORK> hey man
[09:06] <boelWORK> its either me or the xylophone
[09:06] <boelWORK> i think you know which one to choose
[09:08] <Warpticon> Yep.
[09:08] <Warpticon> Now, where the hell did I put that stand?
[09:08] <boelWORK> nooooo
[09:08] <boelWORK> wrongggg choiceeee
[09:08] <Warpticon> Well, I mean…
[09:09] <Warpticon> I COULD beat you with a stick to make high pitched tones come out of you, but I don’t think they’lll be in the appropriate timber.
[09:09] <boelWORK> i got one part of me with appropriate timber
[09:09] <boelWORK> if you get what im sayin
[09:11] <Warpticon> I wish I didn’t.

…seriously.

[21:48] * Sonichuma (~chatzilla@c-71-63-127-124.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #srkgd
[21:48] <Sonichuma> yo
[21:48] <Sonichuma> …dammit they cut the n off my nam
[21:48] <Sonichuma> name
[22:00] <quiche> makes you sound like you’re funny
[22:00] <quiche> man did you get a load of those jokes
[22:00] <quiche> that guy has some sonic huma
[22:01] <Sonichuma> …wha?
[22:01] <quiche> oh god
[22:01] <Sonichuma> lmao
[22:01] <quiche> not another SRKer who doesn’t understand words
[22:01] <quiche> plz
[22:02] <Sonichuma> sorry…your joke is a bit lost upon me
[22:02] <quiche> we JUST got rid of como
[22:02] <quiche> fuuuuuck
[22:02] <quiche> huma = humor
[22:02] * quiche sighs
[22:02] <Sonichuma> ohhhh…i didn’t make the connection
[22:03] <Sonichuma> a doesn’t = or in my head
[22:03] <quiche> ok
[22:03] <quiche> so you’ve established you’re not black
[22:03] <quiche> good start
[22:03] <Sonichuma> …
[22:03] <Sonichuma> actually
[22:03] <quiche> fml it’s como2

…seriously.

lmao! @ warp and boel

This rule was a head-scratcher to me because I know this thread exists…

I’m not sure how new or old it is. Honest question, was this thread basically just grandfathered as an exception?

:rofl:

<+Vega> jeebs
<+Vega> i finally saw slumdog millionaire
<Jeeebus> WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING ME THEY SAW SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
<Jeeebus> I DID NOT MAKE THAT MOVIE
<Jeeebus> NOR WAS I IN IT
<+Vega> i told you because you’re the one who recommended it to me
<Jeeebus> …oh

^— lololol

[04:18:13pm] <@Parry> http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs033.snc1/4316_1106359732331_1026900197_30351865_3302763_n.jpg
[04:21:39pm] <@DSSleep> bitch in the middle has too many teeth btw
[04:22:43pm] <TBurnout> bitch in the right has too many piercings btw
[04:23:49pm] <@Saotome> bitch on the left looks like she wants to eat the other two btw

None of this shit is funny, you are all delusional.