a.k.a. “robustin’ heads”
…seriously.
I am pretty sure the Oxford educated Merdoc knows the proper use of the word esoteric
merdoc too busy with his boxing career to go to oxford.
Man, Merdoc needs to get back on irc ASAP.
Yea, Im flabbergastered at the fact he’s been away for so long. I wonder what he’s been up to though…
We need Merdoc’s wisedom imo.
<merdoc> energy <merdoc> energy times mass equals matter <merdoc> so in conclusion <merdoc> the squirrel doesnt always catch the nut <merdoc> but the nut catches the squirrel
…
We had no idea!
[14:15] <@DS> she’s young and impressionable
[14:15] <@DS> she doesn’t know shit
[14:15] <@DS> about relationships
[14:15] * +TRTerror (~TRTerror@79-133-15-100.bredband.aland.net) Quit
[14:15] <+Bleetness> I know
[14:15] <@Derez> bleet, you dont know that
[14:15] <+Bleetness> So I abuse that shit
[14:15] <@Parry> Qu0te 676:14 <Marn-> im going to turn gay <Marn-> any tips? <Insom-> use lots of lube <Insom-> the best way to insert <Insom-> is face-to-face <Insom-> with the guy’s legs on your shoulders
[14:15] <+Bleetness> I’ve heard this from…
[14:15] <+Bleetness> I think it was ducky
[14:15] <@DS> you can’t abuse random factor
[14:15] * Derez sets mode: +o ducky
[14:16] <@DS> you just do what you do and wing it
[14:16] <@ducky> you heard what from me?
[14:16] <+Bleetness> His way of molding her I think it was
[14:16] <+Bleetness> Molding a young girl
[14:16] <rob2_0> when do you drink then bleet?
[14:16] <@ducky> gettin em while they young?
[14:16] <@ducky> yeah
[14:16] <@ducky> do it
[14:16] <@Derez> thats what i said bleet
[14:16] <+Bleetness> Dunno
[14:16] <@ducky> it’s easy
[14:16] <rob2_0> when do you drink then bleet?
[14:16] <+Bleetness> I know
[14:16] <@Derez> like 20mins ago
[14:16] <+Bleetness> rob
[14:16] <rob2_0> seems liek the best time
[14:16] <@DS> haha yeah derez
[14:16] <+Bleetness> Not too often
[14:16] <@DS> you did say it
[14:16] <enzo-> haha
[14:16] <@DS> and bleet was like “no”
[14:16] <@Derez> gotta get em young for a CUSTOM girl
[14:16] <@DS> BREAK OUT THE CLAY
[14:16] <@DS> WE MOLDING POTS
[14:16] <+Bleetness> Lol
[14:16] <@Derez> a 25year old girl is not a custom girl
[14:16] <@DS> ARTS AND CRAFTS NIGGA
[14:16] <@Derez> thats a used playstation
[14:16] <@Derez> it’ll work
[14:16] <@ducky> custom build it
[14:16] <@Derez> but its not the same
[14:16] <+Bleetness> I liked my playstation 
[14:17] <TBurnout3> niggas here talking about women like peps at srk talk about sticks
[14:17] <enzo-> is she a virgin bleet?
[14:17] <@ducky> get it while it still has the sticker on the window and paper plates
[14:17] <+Bleetness> By playstation I meant allison
[14:17] <@ducky> throw some rims on the bitch
[14:17] <+Bleetness> Enzo, Yes
[14:17] <@ducky> test out the suspension in that ride
[14:17] <+Bleetness> <@ducky> get it while it still has the sticker on the window and paper plates
[14:17] <+Bleetness> LOL
[14:17] <+Bleetness> Iunno
[14:17] <TBurnout3> ducky neon underneath, front bumper kit
[14:17] <@Derez> cause otherwise you’ll hear about the other guy
[14:17] <@Derez> but if you hit it first
[14:17] <@Derez> you’re the first guy
[14:17] <TBurnout3> a SPOILER at the rear
[14:17] <@Derez> you get to insert the bootup software
[14:17] <+Bleetness> So basically
[14:17] <+Bleetness> Mold her
[14:17] <+Bleetness> etcetcetc more mold
[14:18] <+Bleetness> That was a good one derez
[14:18] <@ducky> gotta upgrade her head unit
[14:18] * +Bleetness claps
[14:18] <@ducky> put an amp in that bitch
[14:18] <+Bleetness> Also good
[14:18] <@Derez> custom girls ftw
[14:18] <@ducky> add more bump in the trunk
[14:18] <enzo-> this is alot of drama over a 17 year old
[14:18] <enzo-> imo
[14:18] <@Derez> cougars who will pay for you to live ftw
[14:18] <+Bleetness> She has more bump up front ducky
[14:18] <TBurnout3> rear bumper kit imo
[14:18] <@ducky> whoa whoa whoa
[14:18] <@ducky> hold up
[14:18] <@DS> bump = stomach
[14:18] <@DS> imo
[14:18] <+Bleetness> Sorry
[14:18] <TBurnout3> lol
[14:18] <@ducky> there should be no drama
[14:18] <TBurnout3> owned
[14:18] <@Derez> 17year old is some good pussy
[14:18] <+Bleetness> Up front as in chest
[14:18] <+Bleetness> She herself has no drama
[14:18] <@ducky> high school drama, you gotta cut that shit out, QUICK
[14:18] <@DS> there is, ducky
[14:18] <TBurnout3> 17 year old is borderline for molding imo
[14:18] <+Bleetness> She herself, No ds
[14:19] <+Bleetness> Her grandma=Yes
[14:19] <TBurnout3> gotta get dem young like miz does
[14:19] <@ducky> just tell that bitch straight the fuck up
[14:19] <@Derez> TB17 virgin
[14:19] <TBurnout3> 12 yo
[14:19] <+Bleetness> Thats why I tell her to avoid that
[14:19] <TBurnout3> and shiz
[14:19] <@Derez> is the key
[14:19] <@ducky> you ain’t dealing with that high school bullshit
[14:19] <@Derez> bleet
[14:19] <@ducky> and she better not bring that shit or else she gets no dick
[14:19] <@Derez> now you gotta tell it to ducky
[14:19] <+Bleetness> Thats kinda hard when she still is in highschool
[14:19] <+Bleetness> Aw man
[14:19] <@Derez> and his answer will be
[14:19] <+Bleetness> I dont wanna type all that shit again
[14:19] <@Derez> leave it alone
[14:19] <@Derez> and never talk to her again
[14:19] <@ducky> see, an older girl would be like fuck this nigga, who he think he is
[14:19] <@DS> ducky
[14:19] <@DS> listen up
[14:19] <@ducky> a younger girl would get used to it
[14:19] <@DS> the situation involves family drama
[14:19] <@DS> she’s gonna get kicked out at 18
[14:20] <@DS> bleet’s willing to take her in
[14:20] <@ducky> OH HELLLLLLL NAH
[14:20] <@Derez> she cant go to school
[14:20] <TBurnout3> family drama = get the fuck out
[14:20] <+Bleetness> I am?
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Who said that?
[14:20] <+Bleetness> I simply said I have to stop that
[14:20] <@DS> ok
[14:20] <@ducky> OHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWW
[14:20] <@DS> so ducky
[14:20] <@DS> he wants to INTERFERE
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Yes
[14:20] <@DS> with family drama
[14:20] <+Bleetness> No
[14:20] <@ducky> let me repeat this
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Interfere with her getting kicked out
[14:20] <@ducky> OHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWW
[14:20] <@DS> ^
[14:20] <TBurnout3> raid the dragons nest w a big sword and a shield bleetness
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Lol
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Lol
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[14:20] <TBurnout3> yell at the enemys face
[14:20] * comoesa was kicked by DS (comoesa)
[14:20] <+Bleetness> Haha
[14:21] <@DS> lol TB
[14:21] <@ducky> taking her in?
[14:21] <@ducky> nigga you crazy
[14:21] <+Bleetness> -_-
[14:21] <+Bleetness> See
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[14:21] <@DS> nah, it’s not that ducky
[14:21] <+Bleetness> This is what happens when you let a puerto rican talk for you
[14:21] <@DS> i forget he revised it
[14:21] * comoesa was kicked by Derez (comoesa)
[14:21] <@DS> he wants
[14:21] <@ducky> that fucks up your chance for pussy on the side
[14:21] <@DS> to tell her family not to kick her out
[14:21] <rob2_0> hes not getting any straight up ither
[14:21] <@DS> either way, he’s interfering in family business
[14:21] <chaosDUNK> man USAJay
[14:21] <+Bleetness> When I do take her in, Her grandma will not be in the picture
[14:21] <@ducky> and this nigga just called DS a puerto rican coconut
[14:21] <chaosDUNK> i made the mistake of clicking on the amputee section of anonib
[14:21] <@DS> she’ll be dead?
[14:21] <TBurnout3> lol
[14:21] <rob2_0> dude bleet
[14:21] <@Derez> <@ducky> and this nigga just called DS a puerto rican coconut
[14:21] <@Derez> I LOL’ED
[14:22] <@Derez> irl
[14:22] <rob2_0> ds is on the right track
[14:22] <rob2_0> you could kill her gramma
[14:22] <+Bleetness> Hopefully ds
[14:22] <TBurnout3> she will be drummin on buckets at a train station
[14:22] <TBurnout3> making more money than bleet
[14:22] <@DS> lol
[14:22] <@Derez> banging on a trashcan
[14:22] <@Derez> drummin on a streetlight
[14:22] <+Bleetness> Lol
[14:22] <+Bleetness> Oh god
[14:22] <@Derez> 10pts who gets that reference
[14:22] <@DS> beatboxing
[14:22] <+Bleetness> Doug
[14:22] <@DS> imo
[14:22] <@Derez> nice bleet
[14:22] <+Bleetness> Wow ds
[14:22] <@DS> wow what? i wasn’t going along with the doug reference
[14:23] <+Bleetness> You should have been the firs tot answer though
[14:23] <+Bleetness> first to*
[14:23] <@DS> sorry, i’m watching the game at the same time
[14:23] <+Bleetness> oh
[14:23] <@Derez> the game concert?
[14:23] <+Bleetness> So you understand the situation
[14:23] <@DS> baseball, derez
[14:23] <rob2_0> lol
[14:23] <+Bleetness> And the fact that im willing to deal with it
[14:23] <+Bleetness> Right?
[14:23] <@USAJay> yankees playing, usa playing trinidad and tobago, jailbait playing tennis
[14:23] <@USAJay> much going on in the world of sports
[14:23] <@Derez> ducky doesnt even wanna hear about it anymore
[14:23] <+Bleetness> I know
[14:23] <TBurnout3> soon the epic clash
[14:23] <+Bleetness> Ducky is dissapointed in me
[14:23] <TBurnout3> brazil x chile
[14:23] <+Bleetness> :’(
[14:23] <@DS> bleet picking up underage chicks too, jay
[14:24] <@ducky> bllet
[14:24] <@ducky> *bleet
[14:24] <@DS> a good day for sports
[14:24] <TBurnout3> bllet
[14:24] <@ducky> listen to me
[14:24] <+Bleetness> bullet
[14:24] <rob2_0> listen to him
[14:24] <@DS> bulleet time
[14:24] <TBurnout3> ballet
[14:24] <@USAJay> young stuff!
[14:24] <+Bleetness> Dude
[14:24] <@ducky> i’ve never been impressed with you
[14:24] <+Bleetness> You know me enough
[14:24] <@DS> lol ducky
[14:24] <+Bleetness> haha
[14:24] <@ducky> so me being disappointed in you… really doesn’t change how i felt before
[14:24] <+Bleetness> <3 ducky
[14:24] <@Derez> sounds like an asian parent scolding
[14:24] <+Bleetness> Seriously
[14:24] <rob2_0> disonorable-san
[14:24] <TBurnout3> breet
[14:24] * DS changes topic to ‘<@ducky> *bleet <@ducky> listen to me <@ducky> i’ve never been impressed with you’
[14:25] <rob2_0> you have brought shame to my famiry
[14:25] <TBurnout3> die by the famiry swold
[14:25] <+Bleetness> Why didnt you put up the puerto rican coconut quote ds
[14:25] <@ducky> you are acting like i held you in high regard prior to you talking about adopting bitches and supporting them and getting involved in their family drama that isn’t your business anyway
[14:25] <@Derez> adopting
[14:25] <@Derez> hahaha
[14:25] <+Bleetness> Haha
[14:25] <@USAJay> sex is wrong
[14:25] <@DS> i’m not the one interfering with family affairs
[14:25] <rob2_0> lol
[14:26] <@Derez> this nigga said adopting
[14:26] <@Derez> that made me lol
[14:26] <TBurnout3> MOLDING
[14:26] <@DS> ARTS AND CRAFTS
[14:26] <@Derez> Mold is key, imo
[14:26] <enzo-> pretty much adopting
[14:26] <@Derez> if you want a relationship
[14:26] <enzo-> she’s getting kicked out soon
[14:26] <TBurnout3> WOMEN TUNING
[14:26] <@ducky> if you taking a bitch in like that, you fuckin adopting her
[14:26] <enzo-> what do you think is gonna happen
[14:26] <@ducky> that’s a serious step, son
[14:26] <@DS> ^
[14:26] <@Derez> she cant go to school, not on birff control
[14:26] <@Derez> living with bleet
[14:27] <@ducky> make sure you got a fucking supply of diapers for all that shit you gonna have to put up with
[14:27] <TBurnout3> lololol
[14:27] <@DS> and yeah bleet, to be fair, if you plan on stopping her from getting kicked out, they’ll throw her onto you anyway
[14:27] <@DS> ggs
[14:27] <@Derez> 6months of good secks then preggo
[14:27] <+Bleetness> lies
[14:27] <+Bleetness>
[14:27] <@DS> hispanic families roll like that
[14:27] <@Derez> or at least make you feel responsible
[14:27] <@Derez> for what she does
[14:27] <@USAJay> STOP HAVING SEX
[14:27] <@DS> lol jay
[14:27] <+Bleetness> NO JAY
[14:27] <@Derez> omg jay
[14:27] <@ducky> so bleet is getting an underage chola to move in with him and she probably gonna start popping out babies… sounds like the typical mexican relationship
[14:27] <+Bleetness> Lol
[14:27] <@DS> looooooooooool
[14:27] <@Derez> yeah
[14:27] <TBurnout3> lololol
[14:27] <@DS> 5 babies
[14:28] <+Bleetness> Fuck it
[14:28] <@DS> bet
[14:28] <+Bleetness> I’ll accept it
And the award for biggest wall of text goes to ducky.
…seriously.
I envy your av quiche. I demand one
It would be Tl;DR if it wasn’t so entertaining
You already ARE one.
…seriously.
An epic chat about the failures of Bleet… I was going to snip out some parts but it was all so good.
Bump pretty much just to show off this avatar.
Also to say that dwin > rkl.
…seriously.
<tburnout> man i need a jayer gf
<tburnout> wait
<tburnout> that didnt sound right
<tburnout> at all
<quiche> no
<quiche> horriboel
[21:23] <quiche> get the new bigass ds
[21:23] <quiche> imo
[21:24] <Neesa> I thought that big ass DS was for like old people.
[21:25] <quiche> i thought it was for black people
[21:25] <quiche> who have giant hands
[21:25] <Neesa> ^haha
[21:25] <Neesa> No quiche.
[21:26] <Neesa> Since when did having big hands a black stereotype?
[21:26] <peaces> always
[21:27] <Neesa> Well damn.
[21:27] <peaces> basketball…
[21:27] <Neesa> Makes sense.
[21:32] <quiche> lol
[21:32] <quiche> nah
[21:32] <tburnout> blaque
[21:33] <quiche> big hands black stereotype started when i worked at gamecrazy
[21:33] <quiche> and all the black people complained that the xbox s-controller was too small
[21:33] <RhinoAFK> lolz
[21:33] <quiche> they wanted the original phatty controller
[21:33] <Neesa> Haha.
[21:33] <quiche> for their bigass hands
[21:33] <RhinoAFK> …phatty
[21:33] <quiche> none of them would even touch a gameboy
[21:33] <Neesa> They’d break 'em.
[21:33] <quiche> yeah
[21:33] <quiche> and i mean
[21:34] <quiche> these were guys that weren’t even that big
[21:34] <quiche> i mean some of them were huge
[21:34] <quiche> but some of them were like 5’7"
[21:34] <quiche> and complaining that controllers were too small
[21:34] <quiche> for their giant hands
[21:34] <tburnout> lol
[21:34] <quiche> lol i remember the girl i worked with
[21:34] <tburnout> i wonder how they felt playing a nes
[21:34] <quiche> almost jizzed herself
[21:34] <Neesa> Why?
[21:34] <quiche> when the star player for asu’s basketball team came in
[21:34] <quiche> and the best part
[21:35] <quiche> he bought tmnt for ps2
[21:35] <quiche> and a ddr pad
[21:35] <tburnout> nice
[21:35] <tburnout> the man has good taste
[21:36] <quiche> now that guy had some huge ass hands
[21:36] <quiche> and he was ok with the ps2 controller
[21:36] <quiche> or maybe he wasn’t
[21:36] <quiche> and his hands were so huge
[21:36] <quiche> he had to use the ddr pad to play tmnt
[21:36] <tburnout> lolololol
[21:36] <tburnout> omg i choked on my ice cream
[21:36] <tburnout> LOLOL
…seriously.
lloll
[23:35:36] <MSHMTX> lol everybody peeks
[23:35:38] <MSHMTX> ok stop this
[23:35:42] <MSHMTX> new interesting chats
[23:35:46] <MSHMTX> no quotes
[23:35:46] <MSHMTX> GO
[23:35:51] <rob2_> cum
[23:36:03] <rob2_> this girl grabbed my hand today it was weird
Things are slow in #srkgd.
Golden thread