Hell, somedays, I wanna assrape mySELF.
[17:53] <ParryPers> If we ever meet DarkDragon, the world blows up
[17:53] <DrkDragon> haha
[17:53] <VSlunch> I’ve had to make an av for ever for like 6 months
[17:53] <Jeeebus> well it’s a pity there are no other good avatar makers in the channel now
[17:53] <quiche> so true
Oh wtf? He made my cable/sent av back when I had premium!!!
<Masha> yeah but on a lesser level. Keenan and Damon are good wayanses
GOOD WAYANSES LMFAO!!!
[14:05] <Masha> man there are some fuckin weird lookin dicks on pornotube
[14:06] <Masha> shits look like mushrooms
[14:06] <ducky> …why are you looking at dicks on pornotube?
[14:06] <Masha> lol
<ParryPers> Viscants milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
<Jeeebus> and they’re like… you wanna cosplay hard
<ParryPers> damn right
<martianla> you wanna cosplay hard
<ParryPers> he can teach you
<ParryPers> and he wouldn’t charge
<Viscant> …WTF
<Viscant> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGS
I wish i lived in a different timezone sometimes.
WINNAR!
Fuckin genius!
<merdoc> FUCK I FARTED
<kairAWSOM> fuck off
- merdoc shoryukens kair
- kairAWSOM evades merdocs srk and throws him in a dumpster
- merdoc dies
- merdoc gets revived by a cumshot
- kairAWSOM licks the sum off merdocs reanimated corpse
- kairAWSOM levels up thanks to the cum!!!
<BoyToyJay> …
<BoyToyJay> hate this channel
WTF. You guys don’t need Insom or Zulu to bring the Homo.:bluu:
The Truth Comes.
All it took was a little alcohol to losen Jay up, and the truth has set him free (but jobless)
<JayDRINKN> you know what i think
<boleslaw> we have struck gold
<JayDRINKN> i think you guys are laughing because of my misfortune
<boleslaw> no
<JayDRINKN> i think you guys did it all the fucking time
<ParryPers> no no no, this is sad
<boleslaw> though i do wonder what you are drinking
<ParryPers> sad in deed.
<JayDRINKN> you laugh at nessa
<JayDRINKN> you laugh at gambling
<JayDRINKN> well fuck you guys
<boleslaw> lol shit
<JayDRINKN> i fucked nessa. fuck yeah i did it
<ParryPers> …
<JayDRINKN> and fuck you all
<SEX_TOWER> LOL
<boleslaw> QUOTE
…
<SEX_TOWER> ROFL
<boleslaw> man
<JayDRINKN> i’m gonna fuckin drink until i fuckin can’t drink no more
<SEX_TOWER> oh man haha
<JayDRINKN> eat a dick world
<ParryPers> ONE CAN FIND MANY JOBS OH SKINNY PALE DRUNK ONE
<SEX_TOWER> hahahaahah
<JayDRINKN> eat a fuckin didk
<SEX_TOWER> u fucking emo fag
<SEX_TOWER> man up
<SEX_TOWER> u cosplaying, nessa-fucking, emo
And there you have it, the truth. The only non-idle people were myself, epsilon, and boleslaw.
We are having children to have children so we can tell them about this moment (boleslaws idea)
[10:04am] <Masha> woo
[10:04am] <Masha> “thats not him wooing, thats air escaping from the folds of fat”
[10:04am] <Masha> lol
[10:05am] <Masha> <3 futurama
[10:05am] <Masha> hahaha omg
[10:05am] <Masha> why are 3 of them viscant?
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[10:14am] <NFC_Kitty> i dunno masha
[10:15am] <NFC_Kitty> we have enough flamboyantly gay people on srk to not validate the fact that we need 3 viscants for that
[10:17am] <Masha> lol
[10:17am] <Masha> yes
[10:17am] <Masha> but viscants gay is too much for one host
[10:17am] <Masha> it needs at least 2
[10:19am] <NFC_Kitty> atleast jay has admitted to having sex with a female, if you could call nessa that
[10:19am] <NFC_Kitty> so he can’t be THAT gay
[10:24am] <peaces> most gays have had sex with girls
[10:24am] <peaces> its the denial phase
The End of an Era.
<Viscant> it was a mistake
<Viscant> the first time it happened she had too much to drink
<|Tempest|> if you admit it
<|Tempest|> we still love you jay
<Viscant> i took her home with me instead of taking her back to her mom’s place
<Viscant> i fell asleep
<|Tempest|> we are cosplay anonymous
<Viscant> i woke up and she started making a move on me
<Endertain> awesome
<Viscant> and…i just let it happen
<ParryPers> OH MY GOD
<Viscant> i’m sorry
<ParryPers> he’s
<Viscant> i…have sinned
<ParryPers> …
<ParryPers> he’s not taking it back…
I feel confused and alone. Everything I trusted in…LIES?
This completely explains the NO ASS thing.
If I had repressed memories of wearing Nessa as a hat, I’d probably swear off sex too.
…seriously.
<NineT9> <Jeeebus> down right (adjective) is a commonly used phrase
<merdoc> nasty
<NineT9> what was the rap song that used that line
<Jeeebus> can’t remember
<NineT9> they call me hadouken cause I’m downright fierce
<merdoc> they call me crabs because i pinch u
<NineT9> …
<archMATIC> lol
<VSgone> merdoc you are a word magician
<NineT9> !addquote <NineT9> they call me hadouken cause I’m downright fierce <merdoc> they call me crabs because i pinch u
-ParryBED- Your quote has been added to my database
<Jeeebus> seriously
<Jeeebus> merdoc is a cunninglynguist
<archMATIC> they call you snuggles cuz you soft
<NineT9> oh jesus christ
<Jeeebus> they call arch pimp cuz he gets mad bitches pregnant
<NineT9> ahahaha
<archMATIC> lol
<archMATIC> hah
-9
<Worthless> no hungry for wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorms
<IrenPIE> Hungry for WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMS
<epsilon_> THER IS NO SP00N
<Worthless> HAHAHAHAHA
<IrenPIE> LOLOLOL
<Worthless> shutup
<IrenPIE> 
<ParryPers> I vote that after every LOLOLOLOLOL or HAHAHAHAHA there needs to be a SHUT UP
<ParryPers> and then a
<ParryPers> LET IT BE A #SRKGD MEME
<Worthless> i concur
<ParryPers> lets try this
<ParryPers> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Worthless> SHUT UP
<ParryPers>
<ParryPers> YES
<ParryPers> IT IS COMPLETE
<ParryPers> I’m laughing irl
<Worthless> so am i
<VSLASH> lolololololololol
<Worthless> shut up
<VSLASH>
<ParryPers> YES
[18:15] <Insom-> LIFE
[18:15] <Insom-> i need a LIFE
[18:15] <ducky> i think i can help you with that, insom
[18:16] <ducky> would you like my assistance in getting a life?
[18:16] <Insom-> ok
[18:16] <WildKitty> lol
[18:16] <DropOff> says captain porno
[18:16] <WildKitty> JOIN THE MILITARY
[18:16] <WildKitty> SIR YES SIR
[18:16] * Insom- was kicked by ducky (GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE)
[12:18:58] <jamiecake> i used to work with kids
[12:19:02] <jamiecake> alot
[12:19:10] <jamiecake> at a daycare
[12:19:14] <Insom-> gah
[12:19:24] <jamiecake> and that is when i first realized
[12:19:34] <jamiecake> a hunger deep within me
[12:19:39] <BalloonFi> …
[12:19:40] <jamiecake> and a love for children
[12:19:52] <jamiecake> not necessarily all sexual
[12:19:57] <jamiecake> they have a beauty to them
[12:19:59] <epsilon_> why is it sexual at all
[12:20:00] <epsilon_> u fuck
[12:20:10] <jamiecake> with their innocence
[12:20:13] <jamiecake> so sweet
[12:20:21] <jamiecake> <3
[12:20:35] <jamiecake> obviously you have never loved a child before
[12:20:40] <jamiecake> it is my female nature
[12:20:44] <jamiecake> to nurture
[12:20:54] <jamiecake> you boys would never understand that
[12:21:06] <BalloonFi> didnt u start off as a dude?
and it went on and on:sad: